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Wu Song and Lu Zhishen made a scene in Wutai Mountain.
Rutihah left early in the street.
There are more than a dozen fire-makers in the neighborhood, who dares to come forward and persuade; Passers-by on both sides stood firm; And the bartender were stunned.
Zheng Tu took the knife in his right hand, and his left hand came to grab Lu Da; Being ruled by this Lu Ti, he held down his left hand and hurried in, looking at his lower abdomen with only one foot, and fell flat on the street.
Lu Da took another step, stepped on his chest, and looked at this Zheng Tu with a fist of vinegar bowl size. He said, "The restaurant began to invest in the old kind of business, and it did not waste its name" Zheng Guanxi! "
You are a butcher selling meat, a dog-like person, also known as" Zheng Guanxi! "
How did you cheat Jin Cuilian?"
One punch, right on the nose, made the blood gush, and the nose tilted to the half, but it seemed like an oil shop: salty, sour and spicy, all rolled out.
Zheng Tu couldn't earn money, so he threw the sharp knife aside and shouted, "Well played!"
Lu Da scolded, "Straight Niang thief! How dare you answer! "
When you lift your fist, you only punch at the brow of the eye socket, which cracks the eyes, and the black beads burst out, which seems to be a colorful silk shop: red, black and purple all burst out.
People on both sides are afraid of Lutihai. Who dares to come forward and persuade? Zheng Tu when however, ask for forgiveness.
Lu Da shouted, "Duh! You are a pauper! If you only fight me to the end, the restaurant will spare you! "Now that you're begging me for mercy, the restaurant won't spare you!"
Just one punch, and the sun is right on the spot, but it seems to have made a whole hall of land and water Dojo: Pan Er, cymbal Er and cymbal Er, all ringing together.
when Lu da looked at it, he saw Zheng Tu standing on the ground, only breathing out, but not breathing in, so he couldn't shake it. "You cheat to death," Lutihai said with a pretence. "The restaurant will fight again!"
I saw the dough gradually changed.
Lu Da thought to himself, "I only hope to beat this fellow, and I don't want to kill him with three punches. "The restaurant has to take legal action, and there is no one to deliver meals. It is better to spread the word as soon as possible."
He took off and pointed back at Zheng Tu's corpse: "You faked your death! The restaurant will take your time! "
a scolding, a striding away.
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