Who knows the jokes about the Great Wall?

Many people died when Qin Shihuang built the Great Wall in Wan Li, including Meng Jiangnv's husband Wan Xiliang. Hearing the news, Meng Jiangnv only felt that it was dark and suddenly fainted to the ground. After waking up, she burst into tears sadly, only crying very sadly. I don't know how long I cried, but suddenly I heard an earth-shattering noise. The Great Wall collapsed for dozens of miles, revealing countless bones. Meng Jiangnv bit her finger and blood dripped on the bone. She secretly prayed that if it was her husband's bone, blood would seep into it; If not, blood will flow everywhere. Finally, Meng Jiangnv found Wan Xiliang's remains in this way. Holding this pile of bones, she cried and said, "Creation, your death is related to your poor quality!" "

-165438+1On October 30th, a leader of No.7 Coal Company said in an interview that the main reason for the "1 1.27" mine disaster was that the underground miners failed to implement the rules and regulations, and the quality of workers was far from our requirements.

Beijing, some month. When a Chinese teacher was in class, suddenly a leader of the Education Bureau came to inspect and chose the class he took to attend the class. The Chinese teacher thought: it is always right to say more than to say. So he decided to change the next two classes into composition classes.

The introduction is beautiful: I believe everyone must be familiar with the Great Wall. Today we are going to write about the Great Wall in the eyes of Beijingers. Everyone must write their special feelings about the Great Wall from the perspective of Beijingers and hand them in after class. I immediately buried myself in writing.

Leader A looked at a boy next to him. There is already a wonderful sentence in the composition book: The Great Wall is very long. After a class, leader A looked at the boys' books again and added: The Great Wall is really long. The class will be over in ten minutes, and the teacher urged: students who haven't finished writing should hurry up! Time is running out. Leader A was so worried about the boy that he couldn't help glancing at it again. There is another sentence in the boy's notebook: The Great Wall is really fucking long.

A young scholar boarded the Great Wall of Wan Li for the first time. He was so excited that he wanted to write a poem and sang, "Great Wall, Great Wall … It's so fucking long!"

A man and a woman went to Shenzhen on business. At the peak of tourism, they couldn't find a hotel and finally found a room in a hotel. But how can a man and a woman live? The man carried forward the gentlemanly demeanor and said, "I am a man, then you sleep on the bed and I sleep on the sofa." The woman said, "You have to work tomorrow. It will be very hard. You can sleep in the bed and I will sleep on the sofa. " After the argument, the woman suggested: "We all sleep in the bed, with the quilt roll as the boundary." The man agreed, and nothing happened all night.

After a while, the man and the woman went to Beijing on business together. After work, they went to the Great Wall to play. On the Great Wall, the wind suddenly blew off a woman's hat. The man jumped off the Great Wall, picked up his hat and gave it to the woman. Unexpectedly, as soon as the woman took the hat, she slapped the man and said, "Shit, you can turn over the Great Wall, but you can't turn over the quilt roll!" "