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Among the 36 zenith, Li Kui jy ranks 22nd, and is a star killer. Gongsun Sheng's master, Luo Zhenren, once said that this man is the best star killer in the world, so he was sent down to kill him because his work was too heavy. Using God's will to upgrade the killing of Liangshan heroes to doing justice for heaven is the usual trick of the author of Water Margin. Among Liangshan heroes, the most cruel killer is Li Kui jy. The black man raised two axes and killed them in the mixed fire. The cruelty of its means is comparable to that of a chainsaw, which is really frightening and no one is afraid. At that time, every child in Shandong was crying. As long as he said, "Li Kui jy is coming," he was so scared that he immediately began to cry. It serves to show how powerful Li Kui jy's thriller level is.
Li Kui jy is a killer, rude and straightforward. His ancestral home is Baizhang Village, Yishui County. He killed someone and fled to the Jianghu. He was later pardoned and lived in Jiangzhou. He is a policeman in prison because he can use an axe and a fist. In the thirty-sixth chapter of the novel, Li Kui jy made his first appearance and met Song Jiang on the recommendation of Dai Zong. The first time I saw Song Jiang, I didn't know who this man was, so I really asked Dai Zhong who this man in black was. Dai Zhong blamed him for being rude, saying that this is the Yidi you usually go to. Li Kui jy asked, unless it rains in Shandong and it rains in the dark. Dai zhong drank his fellow and dared to make such a mistake. He knew nothing about it, so he bowed down. Li Kui jy said that if it is really Song Gongming, I will worship it, but if it is idle, I will worship birds. Song Jiang said, I am Shandong Black Song Jiang. Li Kui jy let out a cry, my grandpa, why didn't you say so earlier? It's also called Tie Niu's joy, and he turned over and worshipped. This guy is so rude and straightforward. After that, I only served Song Jiang. He is not afraid of anyone who refuses to obey. If you take it, he can "go in the wind and go in the fire."
At that time, Song Jiang was in prison in Jiangzhou, met a large group of heroes on the Jianghu, and drank and had fun every day, which was really happier than when he was a civil servant in Yuncheng County. One day, he went to Xunyang Building alone, drank wine, wrote a poem on the wall and poured a brick into his chest. No, this poem killed him. Song Jiang, who was at ease, was put on death row and beheaded at Caishikou when the time was right. On the day of beheading, Classical led all heroes in Liangshan to rob the giving ceremony. Li Kui jy this fellow stripped naked, with two axes, shout at top of voice, also to rob giving. In the process of saving Song Jiang from this robbery, we saw for the first time how fierce Li Kui jy was in killing people without blinking an eye. With a loud noise, he jumped out, raised his axe, and then fell down, cutting two executioners to the ground first. After the murder, he completely killed his own eyes, without asking the police and who he saw kill who. Classical and others called him, but he didn't respond at all. Fire miscellaneous and wield an axe, and he just wants to kill people, killing corpses everywhere, bleeding like a canal, countless people were knocked down and overturned. They followed Li Kui jy, killed and left, and went to Bailong Temple to get together. Then go back to the city and slaughter Jiangzhou.
Liangshan heroes were all defeated by Wuwei Army, Huang Wenbing was captured alive, and Xunyang Jiangtou was covered with blood before being assigned back to Liangshan. This Huang Wenbing is a general, who knows a little about literature and ink, is narrow-minded and loves to hurt people. Song Jiang wrote poems, but that he instigated the magistrate several times, he would not be asked to die. Song Jiang hates his natural teeth. Huang Wenbing was arrested in Liangshan, and his fate was really tragic. First he begged for mercy. Classical scold, you thief donkey, afraid you won't die. Song Jiang asked which brother would do it for me. Li Kui jy jumped up and accepted the task. Seeing that Huang Wenbing was too fat, he suggested cutting it off and burning it. Classical ordered people to get a sharp knife and prepare charcoal fire, and told Li Kui jy to chop this guy into meat paste and burn it as wine to drink. Jy picked up a sharp knife and said with a smile, you fellow in the backyard of Cai's nine magistrates can be said to be evil, provoking harm and encouraging him out of thin air. Today you are going to die, but the master wants you to die slowly. Then, Li Kui jy cut his thigh, picked out the advantages, cut a piece, burned it, and ate it when it was cooked. When there was no movie, Huang Wenbing was cut, then his chest was broken, his heart was taken out, and he made hangover soup with all the heroes. Seeing that Huang Wenbing was beheaded, all the heroes came to the class to congratulate Song Jiang.
The civilization level of people in the Song Dynasty may not have risen to the point where the same kind does not eat each other. Those black shops, whenever a merchant passes by, turn them over with sweat and chop them into human flesh buns. Song Jiang went to Qingfeng Village to find his big friend Huarong Road. He was caught by a gang of mountain thieves, and almost took his heart to drink. In Liangshan's view, it is common to kill people, take care of people's hearts and drink. The first condition for joining Liangshan is to dare to kill people. When Lin Chong joined the partnership, in order to test him, Wang Lun ordered him to go down the mountain first and kill a person as a warlords. Lin Chong was born an official. Relatively speaking, he received higher education and his cultivation was different. After going down the mountain several times, he couldn't bear to kill innocent people. Almost all Liangshan heroes are Han Chinese, especially mountain thieves, who kill people without blinking an eye. Their virtue is to kill, and the more they kill, the more heroes they become. Li Kui JY is undoubtedly the most ferocious madman among them.
Li Kui jy is so bloodthirsty and cruel that he always cuts human flesh and drinks, which is tantamount to a perverted murderer. His heart must be dark and his personality split. Further observation of Li Kui jy shows that when he kills and doesn't kill, he is only two people. When not killing people, he is straightforward, filial and humorous. Killing people is crazy. Li Kui jy's mind is not complicated, but his behavior is simple and rude. After Liangshan, he said several times that there were so many military horses that he rebelled, fearing that somehow, later, Classical's brother became the great emperor, Song Jiang's brother became the little emperor, Mr. Wu became the prime minister, Sun Daoshi became a Buddhist, and the rest were generals. Wouldn't that be better than this Shui Bo bird? Li Kui jy's simplicity and rudeness speak for all the rebels. However, Song Jiang was deeply brainwashed by patriotic education, and the little red hearts loyal to the court often flashed, which eventually harmed the whole Liangshan Group. He ordered the black guy not to talk nonsense, or he would be punished first and beheaded to warn future generations. Li Kui jy said: When will my head grow again after it is cut off? I just want a drink. Made all the heroes laugh.
Song Jiang was rescued in Liangshan, and his ass didn't sit hot. He went down the mountain to meet his father. Then, Gongsun Sheng will go back to visit her mother, so as not to miss her. This time, Li Kui jy was so anxious that she burst into tears and began to miss her old mother at home. He also wants to go back to his hometown to pick up his mother. Fortunately, Liang Shanle will stay there for a few days. Song Jiang was afraid that he would make trouble and wouldn't let him go. Li Kui JY was very anxious and shouted, "Your grandfather will get married on the mountain and be very happy. My mother is suffering in the village, and the iron cow is not angry. " . Finally, Song Jiang took three chapters to let Li Kui return home.
The part of Li Kui jy going home to see his mother is wonderful. On the way, he met a man who called himself Li Kui JY (real name is Gui Li) and tried to rob him. Boy, the real Li Kui jy met the fake Li Kui jy, and the show began. According to Li Kui jy's temper, he would have killed the impostor. Gui Li lied that an 80-year-old mother at home was begging for mercy. Li Kui jy believed that he would go home to see his mother. How can he kill a dutiful son who serves his mother? He let him go and gave him a lot of money to start a business. By mistake, Li Kui jy learned that this man was a liar, and finally killed him, cut off the meat and ate it. Li Kui jy connected to the old lady and hurried to Liangshan. On the way, the old lady was eaten by the tiger again. Li Kui jy was angry from the heart and killed the Tiger family. In contrast, Song Wu's killing tigers is simply cruelty to pets. Finally, Li Kui JY was exposed by Gui Li's wife, and her identity was exposed, which alarmed the government and was designed to be arrested. Thanks to Zhu Gui's timely rescue, he survived.
Li Kui jy's acceptance of his mother shows that he is very filial. According to Freud's theory, Li Kui jy should have Oedipus complex. His feelings are fixed at a certain stage and cannot be projected, which leads to abnormal sexual orientation. Li Kui JY hates women very much. Among Liangshan heroes, Wang likes to fuck women, and he is very satisfied with his wife, San Niang. Yan Qing had a romantic life, frequented Goulanwa Temple and had a close friendship with the famous prostitute Li Shishi. Besides, all heroes are not close to women. In this respect, Li Kui jy is undoubtedly better. He hates women because his feelings are fixed on same-sex love. His feelings for Song Jiang have completely reached the state of "brokeback".
In the seventy-second novel, under the recommendation of Yan Qing, Song Jiang went to Tokyo to meet the famous prostitute Li Shishi. Two people had a drink and fell in love with each other. Li Shishi sang Dongpo's ci in a low voice, and Song Jiang wrote poems with great interest. This really pissed Li Kui jy off. In order to purge the fire, Li Kui jy made trouble in Tokyo at night and almost had an accident. Then, when Li Kui jy was in Liucun, he was furious when he heard that Sung River had robbed the bitter girl. Back in Liangshan, this fellow made a scene, and even the apricot yellow flag descended from heaven, saying that he would kill Song Jiang. Asked why, he said, I respect you as a person who is not greedy for sex, but you turned out to be a dissolute person. Killing Yan Poxi is a small sample, but going to Tokyo to raise Li Shishi is a big sample. These words truly show Li Kui jy's tortuous thoughts.
Sexual orientation is abnormal, and sexual psychology is greatly suppressed, which will inevitably lead to metamorphosis. In fact, Li Kui jy's killing with his axe is a kind of sexual catharsis. He can't enjoy the pleasure of sex normally, so he can only experience a kind of passion through abnormal killing. Most Liangshan heroes kill people without blinking an eye, but they can't reach the degree of horror and abnormality of Li Kui jy. In the seventy-third novel, Li Kui jy returned to Liangshan after a night in Tokyo, and staged a "ghost hunting" drama in Liu Cun, which was actually a rape. That night, Li Kui jy was raped. First, he cut the man with an axe, and then he cut the woman with an axe. Not enough, he took off his clothes again, swung his axe and cut at the two bodies. Think about it, if it's not a psycho, is it that crazy? Li Kui jy is not only killing people, but also experiencing the pleasure of killing people. This kind of pleasure, like an orgasm, made him extremely excited.
Although Li Kui jy is a psychopathic killer, he is loved by many readers. After all, there is a hidden desire to kill in human nature. Bound by reality, this desire to kill is automatically controlled and should be experienced abnormally in imagination. Li Kui jy's bloodthirsty behavior coincides with the darkness of human nature. Besides, Li Kui jy sometimes kills people, which makes people very happy. For example, Chai Jin's uncle was bullied to death by Yin Tianxi, and brought people to look for things during his coma. Chai Jin said that there were iron coupons for the calligraphy of the first emperor. Who dares to bully Chai Jia? Yin Tianxi didn't take him seriously, drinking and fighting. Li Kui jy is very angry. No matter what Yin Tianxi's backer is, jumping out is a beating. He put his fist on his toe and killed Yin Tianxi on the spot. Therefore, Chai Jin, who was protected by the first emperor Dan Shu's iron ticket for generations, was imprisoned, and was rescued by Song Jiang and became an outlaw. Li Kui jy doesn't understand the truth, but he is simple and rude. He believes in fists and axes, and has no doctrine or truth in his mind. This Li Kui jy is cruel and fierce, but also has its own merits.
At the end of the novel, Liangshan hero was used by the court, but he was killed and wounded several times, leaving only twenty people. The imperial court is still not at ease, fearing that they will rebel and rise up, and they will be at ease only after being eradicated. So he designed, gave royal wine and killed Song Jiang. Sung river drank poisoned wine, knowing that he was dying, but there was nothing he could do. He thought of Li Kui jy, afraid that he would gather in the mountains to rebel, so he lied to him and let him drink poisoned wine. Li Kui JY said before he died, "Stop it." When he was alive, he served his brother. He was only a child under his brother when he died. Li Kui jy died like this because of Song Jiang's patriotic feelings.
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