Ask 10 the funniest joke! ! !

When I was in high school, after class was over, my classmates rushed outside to buy lunch boxes. A girl took a shortcut before others, and the manhole cover in front of her fell off! After a while, she climbed up with the edge of the well. She was embarrassed. A group of junior high school students walked by in horror. She was in a hurry and said as she climbed, hey! It's really hard to fix. ...

18. In the Chinese class, the text talked about the harm of the environment, what is leakage, what is serious pollution, and what is ``-

Speaking of emotion, the 40-year-old Chinese aunt applauded angrily and said loudly, "You humans! I don't know how to protect the environment ! "-

The whole class is petrified-

19. When I was in college, I had to queue up at the gym to buy train tickets before the winter vacation next year. One year, when I was waiting in line, I suddenly felt someone poking me behind me. Looking back, my classmate handed me a piece of paper and opened it. It said, "I'm a girl in a red sweater, about 20 meters behind ..." I looked back carefully and found her, blushing and cute, just what I like-

Type, with expectation and shyness in her eyes, she thought, "Hey, didn't my handsomeness alarm the Ministry of Railways? All the beautiful women are here." So I quickly read the contents behind the note, "I have a sleeper to Hangzhou." Who wants to buy it? If not, please pass the note on ... "-

20. A man passed a graveyard at night, saw a fire, thought it was a ghost fire, threw a brick, and the fire moved to another grave. The man had another brick, so he heard it? tmd %￥……%￥？ You can't even shit. You get two bricks when you smoke? -

Opposite our house, a new semicolon named "Old Beijing Noodle Restaurant" has opened. The noodle restaurant is naturally a feature of old Beijing. This feature is not only in taste, but also in environment and atmosphere. The waiter is different from ordinary hotels. He is dressed in white and trotted away with a towel on his shoulder. He is the waiter. The biggest feature is that your mouth is not idle and you are busy shouting.

I went to eat noodles with my lover yesterday. Seeing this waiter, I went over and greeted him with a recipe: "Please sit down. What do you want to eat? " "Two bowls of dregs on the river." "good!" The waiter opened his voice and shouted inside, "Table 5, two bowls of noodles with slag sauce."

After the checkout, a ***25 yuan 50 points. I took out my money and said, "Here's 26 yuan. Keep the change. " The waiter took my money and shouted, "The guests at Table 5 tip 50 cents." The sound made the whole hall look back at me. How can I stand this, tipping? You can't tip 50 cents! This is too stingy! Suddenly I felt irritable and uncomfortable on my face, and quickly said, "Master, don't fool me. You'd better give me 50 cents. "

The waiter took a firm attitude and shouted, "The 5-cent tip for Table 5 will be refunded again!" "