The biggest crime in the world is being too emotional.

1, the stranger in the coming year is the closest XXX yesterday.

2. Some decisions only take one minute, but it takes a lifetime to regret that minute.

3. People who really wait for you will always wait sincerely. People who don't want to wait for you always hold hands with others as soon as they turn around.

It turns out that loving someone means always sympathizing with her and never wanting to blame her. Seeing her cry, my heart ached; Seeing her smile, her own is like a flower. In love, everyone has his own fatal weakness.

I can't say why I love you, but I know you are the reason why I don't love others.

6. Missing is as exhausting as love. I have no choice but to separate two places. At first, I missed you so much that I couldn't wait to run to your side at once and never be separated from you again. Later, I didn't miss you so much, not because I didn't love you, but because I missed you so much in no way back. No matter how much I miss you, I still can't see or touch you. I just tortured myself with my own thoughts. So I know I must learn to live my own life.

Now that you don't know where you are, you may be too far away to say hello, but thank you for your company.

8. If you really want to do something, you will try your best to do it even if there are many obstacles. But if you don't really want to achieve something, then even if the road ahead is smooth, you will try every reason to stop yourself from moving forward. -Yi Shu's "Not a Reason"

9. Why do people give up easily? Because they just saw the long road ahead and forgot the persistence behind them.

There is no real despair in life. Trees shed their leaves in autumn, and their hearts hurt. However, throughout the winter, it allows the heart to accumulate strength in peace. Spring has come, and youth is still there. As long as life is in your palm, there is no despair in life. People have joys and sorrows, and the moon has ups and downs. A moment's success or failure is just a lifetime's little cold. Let the heart rest when it is tired, and the repair of the soul is the hope that life will never be exhausted.

1 1. One day, I will break the shackles like a beam of light and shine my own light to illuminate the way forward.

12, people don't know whether they are blessed or not, until one day they are bitter, they are sweeter than before. Therefore, there is always bitterness in sweetness, misfortune in happiness, and people can feel happiness best. Therefore, the faint friendship between gentlemen can last the longest, and the love at arm's length is the most unforgettable.

13. If you are unhappy, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

14, life actually owes us nothing, and we don't always have to show it with a straight face. We should thank it, at least, it gives us a living space. Along the way, we have experienced the baptism of wind and rain, gained a lot, experienced hardships and found ourselves growing. This is the best gift that life gives us.

15, the mood is like clothes. If it is dirty, take it to wash and bask in the sun, and the sun will naturally disperse.

16, when it's all over, I know, I will forget you. The burden in my heart has been lifted, please, please forgive me. Life is about getting hurt and recovering. The world is still an orchard, waiting for me to mature gently.

17, a flower blooms and a flower falls. After all, this world with high mountains and high waters has to go on by itself.

18, everything depends on human effort. This is a positive attitude towards life, a happy life, an optimistic lifestyle, an open-minded way of living, and a superb wisdom of joining the WTO.

19. Fate is a wonderful thing. When it gives you something, it will take something away, no matter what you want.

20. The biggest crime in the world is being too emotional, but I like it.

This joke is the best in the world! It's ironic

Truth and jokes

Someone wrote to the leader, hoping to give some education to ordinary people through TV stations to avoid being cheated.

The leader awarded the TV station, instructed to run a program, and arranged for scammers and experts to be on the same stage pK, so that the audience could distinguish who was the scammer and who was the real expert.

The first debate is the origin of the universe, liar pK physicist.

Liars talk about Pangu's creation, physicists talk about BIGBANG.

It turns out that primary school students can't tell liars from physicists, and they seem to be more fascinated by fairy tales, but middle school students all know that those myths lie to children.

The second scene talks about the origin of life, the liar pK biologist.

Liars talk about soul and reincarnation, biologists talk about Darwinian evolution.

It turns out that middle school students are more inclined to believe the story of soul reincarnation and ask what their past lives were. Only those who have received undergraduate education can understand the truth of evolution.

The third talk about health and wellness, liar pK medical expert.

I found that a bachelor's degree can't resist the deception of a liar. It is easy for college students to believe that mung bean and eggplant can cure all diseases, and only those who have received graduate education are unmoved because they know that double-blind experiments are needed to determine the curative effect.

The fourth speaker's personality type is liar pK psychologist.

Results Graduate students can't tell a liar from a psychiatrist. Young people, especially female graduate students, are confused by the constellation blood type that the liar said. Only a professor-level audience can tell the difference.

Understandably, the logic of psychology is special, both positive and negative can make sense, and you need enough life experience to avoid being recruited.

Game 5 liar pK economist.

During the whole broadcast, the audience stopped talking, and no one on the scene could tell the difference between a liar and an economist.

On the radio, the host received an overseas call, which turned out to be from the President of the United States. He said that he had been watching this program.

The president of the United States warned people not to believe economists' theories. Many financial crises in the United States were caused by listening to their theories.

The president suspects that economists and Wall Street swindlers are working together to deceive the world.

This fully shows that people on earth can't tell a liar from an economist.

The last scene is a liar pK politician.

As soon as the liar saw the politician, he stood up and told the host that he had given up the debate.

The host was surprised and asked why.

The liar said:

"In this line of cheating, we are just amateurs, they are professional liars. They can easily convince the audience that we are liars! "

No matter how the host advised, the liar refused to go on stage.

At this time, an old man walked up to the liar and whispered a few words to him. The liar immediately cheered up and returned to the podium. Kan Kan talked about it and accused the other party of being a liar without fear.

The master was even more surprised and asked the old man what he said.

The old man said:

"I just told him a truth: we should treat deception dialectically, and sometimes deception can also promote the progress of human society. Many scammers in history have successfully transformed into great politicians. "

It turns out that the old man is a philosopher. ...

Finally, the TV station reported to the leaders as follows:

..... It seems that the situation is extremely complicated. Although it is easy to distinguish liars from experts in some fields, it is difficult to distinguish in some fields, and the more important the field, the more difficult it is to distinguish.

To make matters more complicated, today's swindlers have become experts through diligent study, and many experts can't resist the temptation to start cheating. It is impossible to tell who is a liar and who is an expert. ...

There is a kind of love in this world, and I will be there no matter what.

1, all deep love is a secret, and all deep affection is only for you.

2, don't let pessimism occupy your mind, things are far from as bad as you think.

I never flatter anyone, and my mouth is not sweet enough. But if you let me down, I have the capital to let you despair.

4. [If you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears]

You can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you or love you more.

6. I may love you too much and make me so miserable.

7, love, mentioning these two words, there is always some sadness.

8. There is a kind of love in this world, and I will be there no matter what.

The best Chinese character I write is your name.

10, some things, a turn is a lifetime.

1 1. There is no accident in this world, only necessity.

12, for me, your sincerity is more biting than lies!

13, my heart smiles because of you. You make my heart smile.

14, the change comes bit by bit when you are unconscious.

15, I will cherish the people who are still with me when I have nothing.

16, ζ Many times I would rather be misunderstood than explained.

17, betrayal can't hurt you, but you care too much.

18, if I cry with a curse, how can I be lonely without tears?

19, you should love someone who will never give up on you, instead of waiting for someone who can't see you no matter how much you pay.

20. At our age, we practice love more than falling in love.

The most touching love story in the world

The most touching love story in the world

1. Always put the recliner in the shady garden and 10 glass of iced milk where you can reach it.

As long as you are willing, let me know when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, and I will appear immediately.

This is my most beautiful love so far.

There was a sincere feeling in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. If there is another chance, I want to say those three words to her: I love you. If I want to add a deadline to my promise, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

There is one thing that you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become my gift, and I will use it for the rest of my life every time unless you give me another one.

I fell in love with you before you were born.

I just want to spread my kiss all over your skin.

I am waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy that loves you.

9. I know why I like you. You want me to be the person I want to be.

10, I miss you when I am sad, just like the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

1 1, I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

I have met countless women in my life, but I have never been so deeply shocked by you.

13, we should fall in love every day, but don't meet each other every day, we just need to be lingering, and we must not spend money.

14, I think I have a crush on you for a long time.

15, I am like a chocolate you sent, melting in your mouth.

16, I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you billions of times, just like on the equator.

17, I will never do what I did for you for any woman. How different you are in my heart.

18, we don't meet on normal days. On the day of your movie premiere, I will be crowded in thousands of people and ask for your autograph at the front.

19, the furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but that I am by your side, and you don't know that I love you!

20. The furthest distance in the world is not that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you, but that you can't be together when you are clearly in love.

2 1. If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.

If he treats you badly, be sure to tell me. I will never let him go. I will always be by your side to protect you.

23. The rice is in the pot and I am in bed.

24. Give me a small part of your heart and take all of mine!

25. When I love you, I feel the earth shaking.