Funny sentences that don't want to get up.

Funny sentences that don't want to get up.

Funny sentences that don't want to get up, the sun will bask in the ass. We often hear this sentence, which means that we are already in bed. So if we really don't want to get up, how can we tell everyone about our bedridden behavior by sending a circle of friends? Let's look at those funny sentences that don't want to get up!

Funny sentence 1 1, why do you want to get up? I just got up yesterday.

I go to bed like a wild animal, especially like a koala. I slept 18 hours.

3. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

As soon as I get up every morning, I have an impulse to take a nap.

Getting up early is a good habit, and you will have more time to sleep in the cage.

6. My body has left the bed and my soul is still asleep.

7. I have an early riser, but my bed and quilt don't want to.

8, stay in bed, just to see you more in your dreams!

9. Bed rest is the most basic respect for holidays.

10, get up the first sentence every day, and then sleep for five minutes.

1 1, it's not that I want to stay in bed, but that the bed depends on me.

Generally speaking, the time spent in bed is directly proportional to the speed on the way to work. The longer you stay in bed, the faster you go to work.

13 but some things are like this. You know he is wrong, but you just can't stop. For example, staying in bed, for example, the final exam is coming the next day, but you are in and out on BBS.

14, it's not that the body is too lazy to move, but that the quilt is too affectionate.

15, I like staying in bed because I like sleeping. I like sleeping, because I like dreaming. I like dreaming, because the reality is too bad.

16, the meaning of the alarm clock is to let me change my position and continue to sleep.

17, not thinking about it in the morning, it's not bad for me, staying in bed.

18, my upper eyelid and lower eyelid are in love, so I sleep late not because I am in bed, but to make them stick together for a longer time …

19, others stay in bed because they have money, and they can sleep as late as they want; You lie in bed because you have no money, so you can save a meal.

20. I am not bad at anything, so I stay in bed.

2 1, I really like you, and I swear that you are as important in my heart as bed, chicken wings and roast duck.

I won't get up early until the earth restarts.

Every time I lie in bed in the morning, I can't figure out why I couldn't sleep the night before.

I used to like staying in bed. I'm not interested in the sound of an alarm clock. Unbearable people tried to tell me to get out of bed and greet a beautiful morning with great dreams. I am always blocked by my sentence "Even the alarm clock can't wake me up, let alone dreaming". Later, the alarm clock stopped ringing, and the quilt at half past six was always neat. Because someone is waiting for me to chase.

25. Bed rest is the best respect for quilts.

26. The winter wind is sticky sadness. Please forgive me for being bedridden.

27. The moment I got up, I felt that bed was my true love.

28. I have a bowl of soup, a plate of fried rice, one morning in bed, a bowl of soup to warm myself, a plate of fried rice to satisfy myself, and one morning in bed to reward myself.

29. Don't wake me up. Lying in bed is the most basic respect for holidays.

30. I was lying in bed in Pluto on Monday and didn't think about it.

3 1, stay up late because you don't have the courage to end the day, and stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start the day.

Staying in bed every day is not because of the cold, but because I haven't decided what to wear today.

33. The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

34. This weekend, I want to lie in bed, be crazy and erase that sadness. In the seventh chapter of the night, you and I hid in the city and enjoyed the moonlight.

Thinking that there are many things to do tomorrow, I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow.

36. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and insisted on separating us.

37. You are afraid of walking tired, so wearing sneakers will lose to those girls who wear high heels. You stay in bed in the morning, so if you sleep ten minutes more every day, you lose to those girls who get up ten minutes earlier.

38. I am me, the fireworks that stay in bed every day.

I can't understand staying in bed every morning. I couldn't sleep the night before.

40, the weather is so good, how can you not stay in bed.

I don't want to get up. Funny sentence 2 1 I like my bed best in winter. I can't leave you in the morning. It's like night in Sanqiu.

2, the weather is so cold that I don't want to move at all, I don't want to get up, I don't want to go to work, well, the air conditioner has no heating function yet.

I like staying in bed, because I like sleeping. I like sleeping, because I like dreaming. I like dreaming, because the reality is too bad.

When I can't get up every morning, I especially regret staying up late at night.

It's very cold, I don't want to get up. I get up after 9 o'clock every day. What did you do in the morning?

6, lined up, sleeping is a big day.

7, the favorite in winter, besides eating hot pot is the bed.

8. Since I set the alarm clock to restless, I have been rolling and crawling every day.

9. My bed is like a huge whirlpool in winter, and I can't get up.

10, I am sick and don't want to get up. I would rather not eat than find someone to bring food. This is Zhu Dusheng's character.

1 1. I am so sleepy that I don't want to go to work at all. I just want to go back to eat and sleep.

12, make up your mind to work hard every night and don't want to get up every morning.

13, the baby is hungry, but the baby doesn't want to get up.

14, from pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting texts, from all WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

15, I don't want to sleep at night and get up in the morning. What kind of state is this?

16. It's better to sleep less in the morning to exercise or something when it's cold than to fall asleep and not want to get up.

17, after winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the bed and the part outside the bed.

18, it takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

19, you said cold, I said cold.

20. For me, happiness is actually very simple. If I can stay in bed for one more minute in the morning, I will be very happy.

2 1, I don't want to get up in the morning and I don't want to sleep at night. In winter, I feel that I grew up in a baking stove, and the school has heating. As soon as I got home, I felt like I was living in an ice room.

22. Although I wake up naturally in advance, I never get up before the alarm clock rings. Well, I'm a man of principle.

23. If there is an afterlife, I must make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

24, wake up in the morning to see the time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

It's so cold that I don't want to get up. Who is not a family that is difficult to get up?

I was caught by the bed this winter morning.

27. Next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

28. The weather is very cold. Now every morning, I have to perform with my beloved quilt, cling to my love, hate myself, and hate myself. I don't want to get up!

29. I don't want to sleep at night, I don't want to think in the morning, and I don't want to go to work during the day.

30. I finally know why I have so much white hair. I use my head too much when I get up.

3 1, it's cold. It's time for my mother to lift the quilt and wake me up. Alas, this move is the most cruel. Talking too much is all tears.

32. It's so cold! I don't want to work. I don't want to get up. The sun disappeared in the hateful weather, leaving the cold season for me to spend money on winter clothes. I have no money!

Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

34, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

35. What makes people sink in, but can't extricate themselves, is the bed!

36. In winter, if you get up in the morning, sneak a look at your roommate's bed. As long as one of them is still in bed, close your eyes and go back to sleep.

37. I don't know if I'm hungry when I eat, or if I sleep backwards.

38. The new semester is so busy, but it's too cold to get up. Overcome inertia and study hard!

39. It's very cold. I just want to sleep in bed in the morning and don't want to get up. It's too warm.

40. The colder the weather, the less I want to get up, but I still want to eat breakfast!

4 1, what it should look like in winter, is still a difficult household to get up.

42. It's very cold and I don't want to get up. I think someone fished me out of the quilt.

43. Every child who loves to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. TA's name is bed.

44. I don't want to go to work. It's getting colder and colder. I don't want to get up more and more. It takes more than 20 hours.

45. It's getting cold and I don't want to get up more and more. Unfortunately, I have to go to work and drag my feet.

I can't open my eyes. Can I get some sleep?

47. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

48. It is the bed that makes people sink in in winter, but they can't extricate themselves!

Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world.

50. The thought of a pile of homework makes me want to die in bed and never wake up.

5 1. I don't want to eat hot fruit with milk tea. I don't want to touch the water if it is too cold. If it is too cold, I don't want to get up in the morning. It's too cold.

52. It was hot every day a few days ago, so I couldn't sleep without blowing the fan. I have caught a cold these days and don't want to get up.

53. Be a positive person! Optimism! I thought so when I was lying in bed, but I haven't eaten, brushed my teeth or dressed. It's so cold that I don't want to get up.

54. I am crazy about winter, because the bed is too hot, and I can't warm up.

55. Being abused for thousands of times in winter is like first love for a quilt.

56. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

57. It's so cold! I like being wrapped in bed, and I don't want to get up even if I don't sleep.

58. Wobeijun, please leave me alone!

59. Alarm clock, if you want to wake me up, I will die for you unless you find a good reason.

60. Is there anyone who doesn't want to get up for work like me?

6 1, I haven't run for several days, and now it's very cold in the morning, and I don't want to get up at all.

62. Children's paper lonely in sadness. The temperature of the bed is my irresistible passion.

63. It is really perseverance in bathing, endurance in washing, and explosiveness in getting up.

64. When winter comes, it seems to be caught in an endless cycle: I can't get up in the morning, I can't get up at noon, I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning.

65. A lonely man is widowed, and a girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.

66. When it was cold and I didn't want to get up and go out for dinner, I received an overbearing and enthusiastic phone call and went downstairs to get food!

67. It's cold, and I don't want to get up! But you have to go to work to make money!

68. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

69. Sleep these two days and try to stay under the covers. I realized a truth. It turns out that I don't have any phone bills.

70, cut, getting up is a kind of ability, and staying in bed is a level.

7 1, so cold, I don't want to get up, but I'm fat, or I'll be blown away by the wind.

72. I feel that I have grown up in bed today, and I am too lazy to get up in rainy days.

73. Every day, 10,000 people don't want to wake up and 100,000 people don't want to get up.

74. I can't get out of bed in winter, and I especially miss staying in bed. I wonder what day it will be.

75. People who can get up before eight o'clock in winter are forced by life.

76. I'm still thirsty after a pack of spicy strips goes down. I don't want to get up and drink water. You have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom after drinking too much water. It's so cold today that I don't want to get up.

Getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge for me.

78. I don't want to leave the warm bed, even though I have been awake for a long time.

79. Getting up is an ability, and staying in bed is a level.

80. It's very cold. I don't want to get up every morning because I don't know what to wear.