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What is the "magic" life like?
I spent three days traveling in Beijing-a private day trip with my friends. At first, I planned to visit Beijing on the third day, but I decided to return one day earlier. I hesitated for a long time, and finally returned the three tickets that we agreed on, and then I grabbed the tickets online.
Maybe we hesitated at the beginning, so many things didn't go well later. I missed the train that I decided to take temporarily. I can only say that I didn't call this time.
However, I have had the experience of catching a train and getting on the bus one minute late; I have also experienced that the train leaves for an hour. I haven't been to the railway station yet, so I don't think there is any problem in missing the train this time.
Our later half-day experience also fully explained that "there is nothing wrong with missing the train."
I originally planned to visit Beijing, so the missed train was changed to 10: 30 in the evening, so that I could have a good stroll for half a day, which was also in line with our original itinerary.
At first, I planned to change it to one after 4 pm, but there were no tickets for that one. I'm afraid that my good friend knows that we didn't get on the train and is still wandering around Beijing worrying about us, so I'm afraid to tell him our train number and I'm too embarrassed to lie until I really got on the train at night.
Anyway, you must eat first! It's a tacit understanding between us to eat well when we arrive at the meal, and eat well first!
After lunch, we rode a yellow car to yuyuantan park. Soon after we entered the park, it began to rain, but there was an umbrella! Don't be afraid. In the park, walking, shooting.
Shuzi said that she didn't particularly like Beijing, because there were too many people and it was too big, so she had to walk far everywhere. When I tried my best to tell her how good Beijing is, it didn't improve her concept of Beijing, so prove it with actions! Take a look at the beautiful Yuyuantan.
Cherry blossoms in early spring and lotus flowers in midsummer. Very nice!
What impresses me most now is that I was warmly welcomed by mosquitoes just after I entered the park!
God, I've never been kissed so passionately by mosquitoes. There are more than ten bags on one leg.
I know it's wrong!
The mistake is wearing the wrong clothes. So that an hour after coming out of the garden, a passerby asked me in particular surprise, did you bite the bag on your leg in this garden? !
All right! Mosquitoes are also fighting at this time, understand!
Take photos while walking, although our photography skills are not so good.
Coincidentally, I met a photographer with professional equipment on the road. During the chat, he said that he had just come from a characteristic mountain village in Xingtai and heard that we were from Xingtai, so he chatted with us. By the way, he took pictures of us and taught us some simple photography skills.
It's really much better than what we took. Throw our photos ten blocks away.
The two of us have been excited for a long time for the harvest of this study! I said with emotion that if I left by train smoothly, I wouldn't have met this "teacher"! hahaha~
After visiting Yuyuantan, we decided to go to Xidan to buy clothes. Cousin said that Shuzi was going to school and asked her to buy some cheap clothes in Beijing! After saying this, Shuzi felt very helpless and wanted to laugh: "It is a dream to buy cheap clothes in Beijing! I just know that the price in Beijing is so high! "
However, you can still visit Xidan.
So the subway arrived!
When you arrive in Xidan, you must drink milk tea in Xidan. After taking the first sip, I felt I had to give it a big bite. That's the smell! It's delicious!
I looked at Shuzi's reaction with anticipation and asked her, "Is milk tea delicious? Does delicious milk tea make you like Beijing a little? " The answer I got did not meet my expectations. Well, Beijing, I can't help you either!
Drink milk tea for dinner and then go shopping. Big Beijing is pure, and the discount is higher than ours. The clothes look good and cheap, so after trying them on, we both bought clothes that suit our own minds. We are very happy!
Happy times always pass quickly!
Maybe I misremembered the time of the train. I always thought it was the train after 1 1, so it was 9: 30 that I remembered that we were going to the railway station soon.
At first, I thought we could stroll slowly and go back slowly. There was still enough time. As a result, we are always in a hurry!
When we arrived at Beijing West Railway Station, we were running all the way! I suddenly remembered the joke, "You just have to catch the train for a while. Haven't you been exercising?" ! Well, although I exercise to have the strength to have children in the future, I can also use it to chase trains now. Backpack, small bag, handbag, nothing to mention, running all the way, watching the posture of the book behind her while walking, she also runs very fast. When we arrived, we already said that we would stop checking tickets, but we passed the ticket check.
When we arrived at the platform and saw the train waiting for us, we were relieved, but the pace under our feet was still so fast. When the crew of the train saw us running all the way, they said "we don't have to run" with a Henan accent until we got on the train.
I relaxed, looked at each other and burst out laughing. Shuzi said, "You run so fast!"
"If I put on my shoes and run faster! You don't run slowly. "
"Ha ha ha ha ~"
The experience of catching a train, Shu Zi said, was her first experience. I was so nervous, but it was interesting!
"Yes, everything has to be experienced!"
There were many people on the bus we took, and there were many people standing in the ticket like me. We feel that we have returned three tickets and have to stand all the way back. I miss the train we missed. Our seats were taken away by a lucky man.
Standing in the middle of the car is relatively less crowded.
We are standing next to a tall boy who is about twenty-one or twenty-two. After standing beside him for a long time, we helped us put our schoolbags on the luggage rack and then offered our seats. Really a very kind one. In his words, it is really profitable for me to let you two sit in the same seat.
It's really interesting. We gave our seats to others on the last train, and others gave our seats to us on this train. Is this the phrase I often think of "all for me, all for me"?
Reading books, chatting on mobile phones and chatting with people across the street soon passed. At three o'clock in the morning, I arrived at Qinghecheng Railway Station.
I thought about it when I was on the train. After getting off the train, I will sleep in the car for a while and then drive home after dawn. There are quilts, U-shaped pillows and a big coat in the car. The small quilt prepared at home, pink, I like it very much. It's been there for four or five months and has never been used. This time, it can finally play its great role.
The two people lying in the car talked for another hour and didn't feel sleepy. We seem to be in a tent, and it feels good to pretend to be camping.
So at that moment, I decided my little dream: I want to set up a tent in the northwest and see the vast starry sky.
I shared many secrets with each other in the chat, that is to say, who I liked and whether I talked about my boyfriend! In the chat, I found that we are both people without love cells.
Alas ~ a sigh!
Then there was a burst of hilarious voice "haha ~"
Then, then, then gradually fell asleep.
Naturally, it's already eight o'clock after waking up. Although I woke up naturally, it was still uncomfortable to sleep for a few hours in this seat called the first class of the plane in the book.
I ate something a little, looked at my smudged eyeliner and messy hair, and wanted to go home quickly and be happy on the road!
It seems that the most interesting thing along the way is that in the second half of the experience, "bad things" have become "good things"!
Chatting all the way, I know that my life now is a magical life, which is an evaluation of Shuzi. I'm not sure if what he said was wonderful, but after I asked, she said it was God's "magic".
You don't have to worry about everything. Standing in the crowded train reading in the aisle, listening to the radio when washing in the morning, cooking and taking photos by myself, making a small official WeChat account and writing about my feelings and secrets is amazing.
Perhaps this is the point that people in their twenties can't understand, and people in their thirties can't understand either!
"Magic", I like this word very much!
PS: The book says that if you want to know someone, you have to travel with this person. It really makes sense!
Finally, kill the town.
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