Funny April Fools' Day sentences

60 Funny April Fools’ Day Sentences

Looking forward to the stars and the moon, the annual April Fools’ Day has finally arrived. On this special day, the students tease each other and enjoy it. Otherwise, next I will bring you 60 funny April Fools' Day sentences, I hope it will be helpful to you.

1. I am too pure. I am so pure that I am a little shameless!

2. How can I kill your lover?

3. We seem to have entered an era where love can only be proven by giving money.

4. Like is a light love; love is a deep liking.

5. I think all bears in the world look like bears.

6. Rats never waste time at night, but we humans waste one-third of every day.

7. Youth is dedicated to the house, and middle age is dedicated to the children.

8. Don’t talk about your ideals with me, quit!

9. When the ball is scored, it was kicked in by the goalkeeper.

10. I am a thin person. When I am sad, I can count my ribs!

11. The effect of contraception: If it fails, you will become an adult.

12. How long have the two been embracing each other? The two have been watching the excitement.

13. Living is to make a leap in the chaos.

14. If something goes wrong, first find the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation.

15. No one is born who is afraid of death, and no one who is afraid of death has ever been born, so no one should pretend to be arrogant!

16. There are so many people on QQ, what kind of penguin have you not seen?

17. Men who show off are the easiest to be moved, because they are just pretending to be moved.

18. A beautiful woman leaves without hugging her, often making the pervert burst into tears.

19. There is always time and opportunity for things to be done, and excuses for things not to be done.

20. In front of a beautiful woman: if there is danger, you must save her; if there is no danger, you must save her if there is danger.

21. The tortoise can beat the hare, but in fact they just go their own ways.

22. College is all about learning!

23. There are no fat people in the world. If there are more thin people, there will be fat people!

24. Some men are as smart as the weather and changeable. Some women are as stupid as weather forecasters, unable to tell when the weather is changing.

　25. I skipped too many classes. One day I wanted to go to class. When I saw the professor, the professor was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so much."

26. Youth is like mahjong, you either shoot off or touch yourself. How many otakus and rotten women have exhausted all their mechanisms just to enjoy the moment of being overthrown.

27. After studying for more than ten years, kindergarten is still easier to get along with!

28. Don’t become bad in debauchery, just become perverted in silence.

29. In a pigsty, you don’t have to pay attention to human etiquette.

30. Love without the purpose of marriage is just a hooliganism.

31. When men and women flirt, the most distinctive Chinese character is born: concave and convex.

32. Youth is capital, but it is worthless without hard work.

33. Do you just drink water, or just drink water, or just drink water? Take your pick!

34. Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next.

35. I am stupid, but I am happy. Me two, I'm healthy.

36. I am cute and responsible. What mistake did I make?

37. Damn, I’ve been waiting for your news for a long time, but all I got was a haha, thinking I was telling a joke.

38. Anyone who is not interested in getting married is just a hooligan.

39. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, eat wild vegetables in the hotel.

40. The country is so charming that countless mistresses have become coquettish.

41. Be kind to yourself, because no one will treat you as the world.

42. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

43. God, I will never call you my father again. You don’t love my grandson at all.

44. I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and this is how they have always regarded me.

45. When I was a child, I thought you could save the whole world when you grow up. But when you grow up, you realize that the whole world cannot save me.

46. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.

47. Confucius said: When three people are walking together, there must be my wife. Choose the pretty one and marry her.

48. People in the upper class always like to do some obscene things.

49. Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don’t let her husband know!

50. Even everyone has a dark side. If you say that you are innocent, then I can only say that you are not a human being!

51. I didn’t want to marry my wife, but my wife married me.

52. We solemnly promise not to use urban management first.

53. The Internet is like a prison. You enter by stealing a wallet, and you learn everything when you get out.

54. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female.

55. It’s not that the road is uneven, but that you can’t do it.

56. Korean scholars believe that Sun Wukong is actually a Korean god because he uses a stick!

57. I am not just a fortune teller on the overpass. I can’t tell you as many things as you want to hear.

58. If you pour cold water on me, I will boil it and pour it back on you. If you don’t believe it, just wait and see.

59. If one day I become a gangster, please remember to remind me that I was once pure.

60. People are not smart, so they imitate others’ baldness. ;