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Imagination of future life

Imagine all aspects of the future.

My future home

I got on the elevator and pressed the number of the 84th floor by hand. The elevator soon took me to the 84th floor, my future home.

At your door, the door is automatic, like a robot. See if it's your own master. If it is its own owner, it will automatically open the door. If it is a bad person, it will call the police. As soon as I entered the house, a large living room was displayed in front of me. One in the north of the living room is a kitchen, and the other two in the south are bedrooms. These rooms will automatically close and open as long as someone approaches. There is a card on the right side of the door. Just put the card in and the light in the room will come on. Take out the card. The light will go out automatically. You don't have to buy anything in the house. You can have everything you lack. My bed is rectangular. Just press the button on the head of the bed, and the bed will be divided into two pieces, which can sleep two people. The bed is very comfortable, and it seems soft with water in it. This room is very big. Just press the button on the floor and everything in the room will disappear. You can play games, and the room will be restored after the game. In a corner of my room, there is a bookcase, and everything in it is like a bookstore. I can read whatever books I want. I really like this bookshelf.

This future home is really good, fully automated, which brings us great convenience.

After a while, I woke up from my dream. Ah! It turned out to be a dream, but it's a pity that this dream can't continue. However, I will definitely build such a home.

Future home

Do you want to know my future home? Please visit with me.

The door will open automatically with a light press. The fingerprints of the whole family have been stored on the original door lock, which can distinguish the owner from the stranger. If it is the owner, it will drive. If it is a stranger, it will call the police. The host brings his guests to his home, and it will make sweet music to welcome them. What did you say?/Sorry? Please don't worry, the magic is yet to come. Walking into the living room, you can smell the refreshing fragrance and enjoy all kinds of exotic flowers and herbs, which is pleasing to the eye.

The indoor temperature is suitable and the light and shade are moderate. Because the wall of this house can adjust the temperature and brightness according to people's needs, if the outdoor temperature is high, it will start the refrigeration equipment, and when the temperature reaches a certain level, it will stop cooling. The wall can also adjust the brightness of the light according to the owner's needs.

After the guests are seated, the chair will massage you. If you leave it, the power will be cut off automatically to avoid wasting electricity. It glows when people sit on it at night. You may be worried about wasting a lot of electricity. Don't be careful, it uses solar energy. As long as there is a light shining on the chair, you can charge it at any time. Very convenient.

Please visit the kitchen again. Although the kitchen area is small, it can be used efficiently. As long as you input recipes and ingredients, it will automatically make delicious meals.

What about the future home? Isn't it beautiful?

The chocolate house of the future

Twenty years later, I walked into a chocolate house. I saw a house made of colorful chocolates. There is a rainbow bridge made of colorful chocolates in front of the house. This bridge is as beautiful as real, you can walk on it! On the bridge, there is not only a beautiful fairy wand, but also some lovely fairies sitting beside it. The eyes of those little fairies are still shining with dazzling and enviable light. There are several white clouds made of white cream chocolate floating on the fairy's head. Really floating on the "blue sky" made of blue cream chocolate.

Look, what are some people doing there? Oh, some women. They are having a birthday party! Wow, what a beautiful and exquisite cake! That is the cake I have never seen before. I walked over and asked, it turns out that the cake is also made of chocolate. After seeing this cake, I felt so surprised and incredible.

Walking, I saw a special place for people to study. I'm sitting in the chocolate chair over there. I wrote some colorful words on a piece of white chocolate paper with a chocolate pen. After a while, I don't want this paper. At this time, I just felt a little hungry, so I picked up this paper and ate it. Gee, I'm full after eating that paper towel.

After eating, I walked on and met many strange things.

Future clothes

On a sunny day, I sat in a chair at home and wondered what our future clothes would look like. Is it magical, or cute, or ...

Suddenly, the old man time appeared in front of my eyes. He said to me, "don't you want to see what your clothes will look like now?" I will show it to you now. " I thought it was strange, but I just nodded. Old times immediately took me to the spaceship and flew away.

When I was flying in the spaceship, I asked many questions from the past. Old times told me everything.

After a while, we arrived at our destination. I followed the old man out of the spaceship. The moment I got out of the spaceship, my heart was beating fast because I was so excited. Now, I see clothes of the future.

The future clothes are colorful, the colors are yellow, red and green ... I touched a red dress with my hand. It immediately brought me a lot of delicious food, which made my mouth water and I picked it up to eat. I touched the yellow skirt. At this time, you can go wherever you want, because it is a plane. I touched the green clothes and immediately came to a meadow. There are many children playing there. I excitedly said to the old man time, "Thank you for bringing me here!" " "

Later, time will take me home. I don't want to.

Suddenly, I heard a ding-dong sound and got up at once. I said, "I'm dreaming." When I got up, I saw myself sweating profusely. This thing is really amazing. I was still thinking about this dream I had at night in the morning.

I will never forget this dream. Maybe I will succeed in the future!

The train of the future

Twenty years later, I became an inventor.

At that time, I invented many novel things. I also invented a car completely controlled by computer.

There is a safety device in that car. It can fly in the blue sky, sail on the ocean, and even go to the bottom of the sea to explore mysteries. I can play chess, watch TV, listen to the radio and chat in the car. ...

The car is equipped with the sounds of various vehicles and animals, and you can talk to them. It moves freely in nature and is not affected by any point.

At that time, the traffic lights on the expressway, that is, red light, green light and yellow light, were not artificially managed. The car itself will be different. Cars can correctly distinguish these three kinds of traffic lights every time.

You can rest assured when driving. Because as long as you input some data, it doesn't have to listen to any instructions, it will make the car run smoothly. When turning, it will automatically turn on the direction light to tell the other party the route it is driving to avoid collision. Someone is coming across the street, and it honks its horn to tell the other person to avoid it. If not, it will automatically get out of the way.

Now, let me tell you some other features of this car: there is a button on it. Click it, and it will send you something you want to eat and drink. You can sleep in the bed in the car when you are full.

It's time to talk about car headlights. The headlights of cars come in fourteen colors. It will keep changing and make you see things in a blur. As long as you think about it, it will turn on the light you want.

Do you think the car I designed and manufactured is good?

The chocolate house of the future

Twenty years later, I walked into a chocolate house. I saw a house made of colorful chocolates. There is a rainbow bridge made of colorful chocolates in front of the house. This bridge is as beautiful as real, you can walk on it! On the bridge, there is not only a beautiful fairy wand, but also some lovely fairies sitting beside it. The eyes of those little fairies are still shining with dazzling and enviable light. There are some white clouds made of white cream chocolate floating on the fairy's head. Really floating on the "blue sky" made of blue cream chocolate.

Look, what are some people doing there? Oh, some women. They are having a birthday party! Wow, what a beautiful and exquisite cake! That is the cake I have never seen before. I walked over and asked, it turns out that the cake is also made of chocolate. After seeing this cake, I felt so surprised and incredible.

Walking, I saw a special place for people to study. I'm sitting in the chocolate chair over there. I wrote some colorful words on a piece of white chocolate paper with a chocolate pen. After a while, I don't want this paper. At this time, I just felt a little hungry, so I picked up this paper and ate it. Gee, I'm full after eating that paper towel.

After eating, I walked on and met many strange things.

The house of the future

The future house I designed and built is multifunctional. If I want to go to heaven, this house will become an airplane and fly to the sky. If I want to dive into the sea, the house will immediately become a submarine, dive into the bottom of the sea and take me to see the underwater world. If you want to know more about the submarine's internal facilities and its operation, it will immediately order the radar to display everything. . There are service machines in the submarine. I said, "Have a cup of coffee!" The server immediately brought me a cup of hot coffee for me to drink. If you want to sleep, you can tell the submarine to drive automatically. In this way, even if you fall asleep, it will continue to drive to your destination according to your requirements. If you can't sleep, you can play computer and games. If there is something wrong with the submarine, it will tell you quickly and then solve the problem immediately without waiting for my instructions. It can also be turned into a tank, can fire, and even play an atomic bomb. At this time, there are beds, computers and other various things in the cylinder. If you are tired of playing computer games, you can talk to someone. You can also read, write and play CDs in bed. This house can also be turned into a rocket, flying into space to talk with aliens and conducting scientific experiments on other planets. It can also take many of my friends to visit other planets. Of course, if I don't have time, I can also let my robot play with my friends. You can also draw pictures and play games with robots. Two people can have some competitions, and whoever loses wins.

Such a house, don't you think? If you have any good suggestions, please tell me so that I can improve and make it more perfect.

Pencil of the future

Almost all the pencils we use now are made of wood. What a waste of wood! Now, all problems have been solved. Because of the smart pencils I invented, most of these pens are made of recyclable and disinfected white garbage and waste products. Don't be disgusted, it is very comfortable to use!

You see, her skin is made of waste plastic, and it looks good, because I added pigment to it. Its core is made of foam and a liquid is injected into the foam. With this liquid, the foam will stick together, emitting a faint fragrance, relieving your fatigue and improving your study environment and mood. This kind of foam can also be like wood, so that the pencil sharpener can be easily cut off, exposing the refill inside.

This pen has three functions, which you will never think of. See the three buttons on the pen? Red, yellow and pink.

The red one is the happy button. As long as you press the happy button, a relaxed and happy song will play. If you are unhappy, just say "I am unhappy" and the pencil will tell some jokes. If you are unhappy, just say "I am not happy yet" and the pencil will chat with you like a villain until you are happy!

The yellow one is the prompt button. Press this button every time before you write your homework, so that once you make a mistake, the pencil will send out "Wrong, wrong!" "Voice, find your mistake in time. When your writing posture is incorrect, it will give a warning, correct your sitting posture in time and ensure your health.

The pink button is panic button. If you make a mistake, but you can't find the eraser, just press it and a small and exquisite eraser will appear in front of you to help you correct your mistake. When you need to get in touch with your family, you can also call up the previously saved phone number to get in touch with your family in time.

How's it going? The pencil I designed is not bad! Although this is not a reality, I believe I can create it in the near future!

A magical future pen

I have a magic pen. The nib of this pen is made of meteorite. The pen is purple, the lid is pink, and there is a beautiful sapphire on the clip. Although its appearance is no different from other pens, it has great functions.

It is like a miniature computer pen, which can explain to you step by step when you encounter problems. In addition to this function, it can also protect your eyesight! When you are working or studying, improper lighting will affect your eyesight. When the light is too weak, it will emit appropriate light, so that you can see your homework more clearly and protect your eyesight; When the light is too strong, it will absorb part of the light in the pen, and when the light is insufficient, it will take pictures. . . . . .

Of course, even the best pen will have shortcomings, you see! The disadvantage of this pen is that it will run out of electricity when used.

Do you think the future pen I invented is good?

The pen of the future

After grade three, I had new troubles. Pencils have been replaced by pens. My book was stained with ink because of frequent typos. Because I was afraid of making mistakes, my writing speed slowed down, but my writing level did not improve. The crooked handwriting is really ugly. For this reason, I have not been scolded by the teacher. So I wonder if I can invent a pen that looks like an ordinary pen, but it doesn't need ink and can be used forever. Well done!

This has a magical function: when I write with it, it has an automatic acceleration switch. When I open it, the speed of writing will become very fast. I don't have to worry about not finishing my homework or writing the test paper. When I use it to write a composition, it can read my mind, know what I want to do, and prompt me to write something, so that I won't use inappropriate words; With this pen, you don't have to worry about encountering words that you can't write, because this pen has the function of automatic prompt. If you encounter a new word you don't know, this pen will have a voice prompt to teach you how to remember the writing of this new word like a teacher. Not only that, it can automatically adjust irregular words and use it to do Chinese homework. The handwriting is beautiful and neatly printed. Using it to do mathematical calculations is correct and fast. It would be better to make a test paper. There won't be a drop of ink on the test paper. It's clean and tidy.

When you hear this, you will say, "Great, with such a pen, you can learn to scrape without thinking." Don't be too happy, this item also has sensing function. If you don't study hard, none of these functions will be realized, because it will not be replaced, it is just a special little pen teacher!

How I wish I could have this pen as soon as possible, study hard with it and get excellent results, waiting for my invention!

Future food

In a blink of an eye, I am 32 years old, but my height has not improved.

One day, I was wandering alone in a busy street. Suddenly, a word came into my ears: "Take a look, take a look, don't miss it when passing by!" " I followed the sound and came to the door of a newly opened shop. There is a poster on the door, which reads: "sell food that can grow taller in an instant!" " Seeing this, I couldn't help walking into the shop. As soon as I entered the door, a waiter shook hands with me kindly: "Welcome!" It turns out that she is a high-tech intelligent robot. At the moment of shaking hands, she had sensed what I wanted to buy, so she took my hand and led me to get the goods. It turns out that the commodity mentioned in the poster is that small, bright little round bead. Seeing this, I was very curious and thought, "Can this little bead make me grow taller?" The robot waiter seems to have guessed my mind: "If you don't believe me, you can try. If not, I won't charge you! " I bought food with a grain of salt and swallowed it. At the moment, I have grown taller and reached my ideal height. I am secretly happy.

When you grow taller, your troubles naturally disappear and your mood becomes very comfortable. So, I'm going to swim at the seaside.

When I put on my bathing suit, I threw myself into the embrace of the sea. The sea is so cool, so cool! I dived into the sea, only to find that a fierce shark opened its jaws and came at me. I was so scared that I couldn't move. I covered my eyes with my hands in fear, and my mind went blank ... As time went by, my heart was still shaking, but I didn't feel anything strange. I was surprised: "Hey, why didn't the shark send me to the grave?" I slowly opened my eyes and saw the shark smiling at me, which made me even more confused. "I gave it Momotaro rice balls, so it won't attack you." I turned around and saw that it was a famous food research expert. I asked curiously, "What is' Momotaro rice ball'?" "That is a kind of rice ball that can make wild animals obey!" "Oh, thank you so much! Can you teach me? " "Of course!" ……

We landed, and food research experts began to teach me scientific knowledge. After five years of long and hard study, I have made extraordinary achievements in the field of food research.

Yes, people's living conditions are getting better and better, and there are more and more kinds of food and more functions. Food is not only used as nutrition and hunger, but also to create a colorful life for people. I must study hard and learn more knowledge. I am determined to better build human life.

Future classroom

Future classroom

Wu (6) Wuzhen Zhicai Primary School, Tongxiang City, Zhejiang Province

One day, I stayed at home alone and had nothing to do, so I began to think. I wonder what the classroom will be like in fifty years.

Suddenly, a man knocked on my door. I opened the door and saw an old man standing in front of it. Ah, it's time, old man. Time asked me, "Do you want to see the classroom in fifty years?" I said, "Of course I want to see it! This is my wish, because I have long wanted to have a look. " "Then why don't you get on the spaceship?" I asked old man Time, "When can I see the classroom I want to see in fifty years?" "Look ahead!" It turns out that I have been in a spaceship for fifty years, and that's when I came to the classroom. I can't wait to jump off the spaceship and run into the classroom. The tables and chairs there are neatly arranged. Gee, the ground is covered with flowers and trees. I asked the old man curiously. He told me, "Students can rest in the classroom after class. Isn't the environment more beautiful? " Then he added: "Smelling the flowers in class in such an environment can make students feel more comfortable and study harder." Walking forward, I accidentally hit a white button. All the lights in the classroom turned white. I pressed the orange button again, and the classroom lights changed color again, becoming orange. I asked Old Time, "How can it change?" Old man Time told me: "This is the development of science and technology!" He said, "Do you know the function of the black button?" I said, "I don't know!" I pressed the black button curiously. I was hung up at once. I immediately asked Old Time, "Why did you hang me?" "Because you are a little bad!" "I am not! How can I put it down? " In the old days, I was put down when I pressed the red button. I was put on the trampoline and people immediately jumped up and down, which was very interesting. I asked old man Time, "Why are there still people jumping on the bed at school?" He said: "Students can come here to play after class!" I asked, "Is there a library here?" "Of course! Let me take you! " The library is here. I'm going in to read. Time old man said: "You read well, you can borrow some books to go home and have a look." "Really?" "Of course it's true!"

The alarm clock rang, which urged me to cook quickly. So I was dreaming!

Instructor: Feng Yongkang