24 funny copywriting sentences

1. My girlfriend said that she likes daffodils, and her husband planted daffodils outside; I said I like the sea, so my husband has been surfing outside.

2. It was rejected by the goddess again. This time the reason is quite reliable, saying that my typing is too ugly!

3. What happened to that woman? Everyone says that my daughter is my parents' intimate little cotton-padded jacket, and I am my parents' bulletproof vest!

The gold necklace was robbed, but I dare not ask for help, not because I am timid, but because I will do it myself in the future, for fear that the robbers will see my mouth full of gold dentures.

When I was sick and didn't want to take medicine, my boyfriend took out his wallet and coaxed me to eat. I took a medicine and added 100 yuan as a bride price. I opened a capsule and counted it.

6. Supervisor: "I can make you a wish before execution!" "I want to hug your lovely grandson!" Commissioner: "I'm not married yet!" " ""nothing. I can wait! "

7. Xiaoming: "Why did you hit me?" Rhubarb: "I doubt you have a knife!" " "Xiao Ming cried and said," then why don't you play sunspots? "rhubarb:" sunspot really brought it! " "

Eight. Once upon a time, a robber said, "Give me the money, and the first person will pay 100 yuan."

Two people pay each other.

200, no.

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300. Wait. "Later, everyone scrambled to pay the money and jumped the queue!

9. The power went out suddenly in the morning. My mother asked me to go to the property to ask if the family owed money or the community was out of power. I stayed under the covers, took out my cell phone and turned on wifi. The list is empty. "Mom, the community is out of power."

10. Women in China have been cheated by one sentence all their lives, that is, to grab a man's heart and grab his stomach first. This is ridiculous. Have you ever seen a man who cheated because he was small?

Third, cook delicious food? 1 1. It's not that I don't pay attention to hygiene and don't like bathing. Because I'm a neat freak, I hate dirty water!

12. Confess to the goddess. I didn't expect her boyfriend to be nearby. Her boyfriend yelled at me, "I want to die!" " Scared, I quickly took out my dictionary and said, "Brother, death comes first."

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13. My classmates call me dung beetles. I was so angry that I gave him a hard push!

14. I found a great boyfriend. He is going to break up with me just because I didn't laugh at telling me jokes!

15. I heard that eating fast food is harmful to my health. I quickly ordered a takeaway and let the takeaway brother send it slowly.

16. Learning Taekwondo is really useful. Last time I got into a fight, I jumped up.

360-degree kick, the result is empty, the waist flashed, he was wrong.

Five thousand!

17. When I first came to this city, the taxi driver said, "Girl, come out alone?" "Yes!" Girl, the first time someone called me that, I felt very warm-hearted, much better than those people in my hometown who called me "dead sissy"!

18. "I hate people who speak ill of others behind their backs!" "Me too. It's annoying to speak ill of others behind their backs! Just like Xiao Zhang in our unit always speaks ill of others behind their backs, and Xiao Li is not a good person, and Xiao Wang is even more ridiculous! "

19. When your life is not satisfactory, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

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10. I may not be able to lift 100 Jin of stone, but if it is 100 Jin of RMB, I promise to pick it up and run.

Twenty one. The moment of seriousness is a bit like a little brother on the side of the road.

22. The biggest lie I have experienced since I was a child: I will help you with the lucky money first!

23. God is very fair. He let you spend Singles' Day, and he won't let you spend Valentine's Day.

I really hope that someone I like can buy it with money, so I can really give up completely.