Crossword puzzles and homophonic jokes

Four people move a piece of wood and guess a word. The answer is: Jay, guess a word. The answer is: older people have mouths and hands under their mouths. The answer is: take a person and guess a word. The answer is: one person chooses two villains and guesses a word. The answer is: put a bow around a person's waist and guess a word. The answer is: bite the cow's tail and guess a word. The answer to guessing a word is: Nai Mi Dou, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a word, guess a night after night. Guess a word, the answer is: a good week, guess a word, the answer is: there are eleven people in the family, guess a word, the answer is: there are seven people in the Ji family, they farm an acre of land, they don't have enough to eat, and they have a dog. Guess a word, the answer is: a wild animal holds a stick, a square box and a ladder, and puts it in the middle. Guess a word, the answer is: there is a cow in front of it. Guess a word, and the answer is: an arrow goes through the heart. Guess a word, and the answer is: it must be 1. 1 meter long. You throw it in Nanyang. There is a man in Nanyang, only one inch long. Guess a word, and the answer is: the house has water on one side and mountains on the other. Guess a word, the answer is: Shantou is red and green while enjoying the wind and rain. Guess a word, and the answer is: there are seven people and eight people in autumn. The answer to guessing a word is: it takes 72 hours to guess a word. The answer is: Beijing has seven people with eight eyes, ten people with eight eyes, West Renye Fang with eight eyes and my mother with eight eyes. The answer to guessing four words is: it is really 99. The answer to a word is: Bai Jiuniao, guess a word, the answer is: Turtle dove nine, guess a word, and the answer is: Xu Jiuche, guess a word. Guess a word, the answer is: Miss Miao Er, guess a word, the answer is: two brothers, independent, guess a word, the answer is: if competitors are not in place, guess a word, guess a word, the answer is: I don't care if a person is there, guess a word, the answer is: Russians are all there, guess a word, the answer is: The answer to guess a word is: 88 words, guess a word, the answer is: Mi Ba brothers watch the moon together and guess a word, the answer is: draw a sword to guess a word, the answer is: force eleven scholars to guess a word, the answer is: fight at twelve o'clock, guess a word, the answer is: juice fifteen people, guess a word, the answer is: umbrella for fifteen days, guess. Eight dollars to buy dried beancurd, guess the answer is: dry the 10th day of October (Wuchang Uprising), guess the answer is: March to the 10th day of October, guess the answer is: cute homophonic joke: A: 1, there is a Mr. Huang, whose son is called Huang Jun, who often takes his son on the No.8 bus, so there are often such funny scenes: Mr. Huang takes his son with him. Ask everyone. Some people say happiness, others say unhappiness, and then I asked a farmer. Student: Are you happy? The farmer looked at the students a few times and said casually, my name is Wang. 3. Teacher Zhang, the head teacher, angrily walked into the classroom and snapped: You called me Chinese Zhang, but I put up with it; Why do you call her a political prisoner (Fan), a political teacher of new and old normal schools? 4. Northern men go to the south to eat! ! M: How much is the bun? Woman: Touch fifty. Man: What about below? Female: 100. Man angrily: What about jiaozi? Woman: Sleep 200. The man exclaimed: A bowl of 200? Woman: 450 dollars a night. Zhao Shuang is dead. His family burst into tears at home: cool! Cool! Their neighbors saw it and asked them what was going on. They said, great, great. 6. When I was a child, students who had to pay interest for reading English became presidents, vegetable sellers, causal links, philosophers, politicians, overseas Chinese who went to Britain, and a group of working people. 7. At a meeting in the village, because of homophonic, the village chief said: Rabbit, shrimp, don't flesh melons, pickles are too expensive. Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, please make pickles with sausages and melons. (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said: Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal, and everyone is chinemys reevesii. Comrades and villagers, we have had enough today. 8. On New Year's Eve, my brother took two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One is cheerful and the other is more formal. During the dinner, the cheerful classmate smiled and told us that he was from Myanmar, so he was shy. Then he raised his glass to propose a toast to everyone, raised his head and gulped it down, and then said, I am from Yangon.