Ask for a joke that both girls can tell.

I have a perfect son.

Does he smoke?

No, he didn't.

Does he drink whisky?

No, he didn't.

Does he ever come home late?

No, he didn't.

I think you really have a perfect son. How old is he?

He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Perfect son

I have a perfect son.

Does he smoke?

A: No smoking.

Does he drink whisky?

A: No drinking.

Will he come home late?

No, he didn't.

I think you really have a perfect son. How old is he?

Next Wednesday, at least six months later.

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do, the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied.

"You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Here are two cents. But why is an old woman like you interested? "

"She sells sweets."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"Where is the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are a good boy," her mother said proudly. "This is twenty cents. Why are you interested in such an old woman? "

"She is selling candy."