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Brainstorm. What fish don't swim in the water?
Brainstorming originated in ancient India. Brainstorming is a series of complete comic jokes published by the culture of the times on 1989 12.06, which changed from the comic question on the previous page to the unexpected answer after flipping through it. At that time, there was a social craze in Taiwan Province Province, and all the streets and alleys were asking each other brain teasers, which evolved into a pattern of cold jokes and was later introduced to Chinese mainland.
Eight advantages of brain teasers
1, developing intelligence
2, activate brain cells, let the brain get exercise.
3. Improve your imagination
4. Prevention of Alzheimer's disease
5, active atmosphere (good brain teasers can bring two people closer)
6. Expand your knowledge (many of them are with allusions)
7, improve the sense of humor (can be added to the informal speech)
8, break the inertia thinking (can have different opinions)
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Ten funniest brain teasers
1. What animal's ass is more lethal than its mouth?
Answer and analysis: wasps (wasps are also called "wasps", "ants" or "wasps". There is a degenerated fallopian tube hidden at the end of the abdomen, which is a poisonous bee needle. In the face of attacks or unfriendly interference, people will attack them in groups, which can cause allergic reactions and poisoning reactions, and even lead to death in serious cases. )
2. Who does the dung beetle dislike the most?
Answer and Analysis: People who fart (dung beetles likes to eat feces, mostly feeding on animal feces, and is known as "the scavenger of nature". Naturally, he doesn't like people who only fart and don't produce feces. )
3. Why doesn't Wu Dalang like biscuits?
Answer analysis: Because he wants to be tall (Wu Dalang is a famous dwarf, and all dwarfs want to be tall. Sesame cakes are not to his taste, so he is naturally higher in choosing food. )
4. What is the last thing Mr. Zombie likes to do?
Answer and analysis: Sit-ups (Zombies are stiff limbs, with no low head, no slanting eyes, no legs and no rotting corpses. But sit-ups require constant movement of hands, feet and head, which is the least favorite of the stiff zombie. )
5. What will only fight to the death?
As we all know, bullfighting is the quintessence of Spain, which is popular all over the country and world-renowned. If the solid horn on the bull's head starts to fight, it will only fight to the death. )
6. Apart from the prison car, what car would you rather not take if you were killed?
Answer and analysis: hearse (people are afraid of death in addition to trouble. Taking a bus is a very comfortable and leisurely thing, but if you take a car that doesn't belong to you, it will definitely kill you, and you don't want to sit with the dead. )
7. Why can't the male editor of the newspaper find a wife?
Answer analysis: he has to type (draft) every day (the male editor of the newspaper has to hand in the draft every day, which is homophonic and a little secret between adults. How can a simple woman cope with such a big demand? It makes sense that she can't get a wife. )
8. What has no limbs, but only a head with strong lethality?
Answer and analysis: brick (literally, there is only one word "head"; Physically, it has no limbs, only a head. If used to hit people, the lethality is definitely strong enough. )
9. Even if you put a knife rest around your neck, you won't hold its hand tightly. What is this?
Answer and analysis: Cactus is famous for its prickly body. No matter who holds its hand tightly, it will not be happy. )
10, what is the most shameless and dirty thing that the old lady did?
Answer and analysis: When drinking porridge (the old lady has sparse teeth, when drinking porridge, porridge and water will unconsciously flow downwards, and "shameless and indecent" is homophonic "toothless and indecent". )
Reference materials? Baidu encyclopedia-brainstorming
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