Tell a few jokes that hide the knife in the smile

Someone has just been abandoned by his girlfriend and happened to meet his ex-girlfriend flirting with his new lover in the street. The more he watched it, the angrier he became, trying to humiliate them. So I made a polite greeting and said contemptuously to my girlfriend's new love, "You don't dislike my second-hand goods!" " Just when he was proud of his creativity, his ex-girlfriend smiled and said, "One inch outside is old, and the inside is brand new!" "

The boss asked again, "But what if we just call a child?" 」

She said, "That's easier. I just need to call him by his last name. 」

17 1. He had an accident and the car hit his head.

He was in a coma for two days and finally woke up.

When he opened his eyes, his wife was beside him.

He held his wife's hand and said earnestly:

"When I was in college, I often made up exams. At that time, you were with me. 」

"When all my interviews failed, you cut out the job advertisements for me by my side and asked me to apply. ...

Finally, I was in charge of a very important contract, but I screwed it up because of a small mistake, and you were still with me. 」

"Later, after I was unemployed for a period of time, I found another job, but I never got a promotion, and my efforts were not recognized.

So my position is the same as when I first entered the company, and you are still by my side ... "

His wife listened to his confession with tears in her eyes.

"Now I had an accident. When I wake up and find you still by my side, I have something to say to you ... "

She hugged her husband by the bed and sobbed deeply. Then, the husband said:

I think ... you let me down ... "