Jokes about fairy tales

One afternoon, my classmates got bored and went to work in CCB. A lady in shabby clothes (a psychopath) came to his window and gave him a note asking him to withdraw money. The note reads: "Comrade XX is hereby sent to your bank to withdraw RMB". Then there are more than N dollars behind, and the signature is * * * C.P Central Office * * * My classmate wanted to call the police, but the woman with mental illness looks very serious. Think about it and call security. (It is estimated that the security guards are also very idle). Sure enough, the security guard said to the woman, "If you want to withdraw money from this note, you must first go to the opposite police station and let the director stamp it. After he stamps, it is no problem to withdraw money. " Without thinking, the woman walked directly to the police station (this security guard is really unusual, and he is usually a little underestimated). About ten minutes later, the number of customers in line slowly increased, and the woman came back happily, holding a note in her hand and saying, "People say that the procedures are simplified and you can withdraw money directly without the approval of the director." Hearing this, my classmate couldn't help sighing that there were really experts in the police force and sent him back in a word. My classmate and the security guard were both a little stupid at that time. There are many people in the business hall. I was afraid that her mental illness would affect the normal order, so I had to call the supervisor on duty. The supervisor chatted with the female patient and asked her what she was doing with the money. The female patient said, "Take money to buy bread, cakes, food and clothes." The supervisor pointed to a place not far away, and the woman left happily again. The security guard went to consult the "ingenious plan", and the supervisor said to the female patient at that time: "We are CCB here, and only by building a house can we withdraw money here. If you take money to buy vegetables, it must be vegetables. You have to go to the Agricultural Bank of China to buy clothes and other things. You have to go to ICBC to withdraw money! " My classmates really admire you. After all, you are in charge! ! ! ! ............. After a while, the lady came back. And brought the answer of the Agricultural Bank: "The people of the Agricultural Bank said that this is an agricultural bank, and only farmers can withdraw money. I am an urban population. The people of ICBC said that we are a public bank here, only the male can take it, but the female can't. Say that I am a bitch and want to go to CCB to withdraw money. " My classmate, security guard, supervisor, dizzy. . . When the supervisor fainted, the deputy supervisor quickly called the monitor on duty for instructions. After the monitor inquired about the situation, he asked the deputy supervisor to give the phone to the woman and said, "Now the reform has been carried out, and CCB has become a joint-stock bank, which is in line with international standards. All the currencies issued are US dollars and British pounds. If you take RMB, you have to take it from the People's Bank. "