Humorous jokes with artistic and charming language.

Ji Xiaolan was a scholar and writer in Qing Dynasty. On one occasion, he went home to visit relatives during the Spring Festival.

A family of three brothers asked him to write Spring Festival couplets, and he wrote a pair of "earth-shattering portals, one of the best."

"Home" is the Spring Festival couplets of "acting first". This is a terrible mistake. Some people regard it as "offensive".

Accusing him of cheating the monarch. When Emperor Qianlong learned about it, he immediately called Ji Xiaolan back to Beijing to ask about it and Ji Xiaolan.

A: "I wrote the Spring Festival couplets; There is nothing wrong. This boss sells firecrackers, which is not earth-shattering

Entrance? The second child is in charge of the fair fight. He shouted "one game, two games …" all day, didn't he?

One of the best families? Lao San sells roast chicken. Isn't it acting first? "Dry lung also said.

Laughed.

Scholars change couplets.

Once upon a time, there was a master Jinshi who was overbearing and arrogant. One Spring Festival, he did this to

Show off and put such a couplet on your door:

Father Jinshi, son Jinshi, father and son Jinshi;

Mother-in-law, daughter-in-law, mother-in-law

It happened that a poor scholar in the town passed by the door of Jinshi's house and saw this couplet. he

First he showed contempt, and then he gave me a smug smile. In the evening, he will see you.

There was no one around, so I quietly added a few strokes to the couplet.

The second day early in the morning, the door of the Jinshi surrounded by a lot of people watching, they said

There was laughter and discussion, and everyone praised: "What a change! Well changed! "

The noise outside the door alarmed the master Jinshi. He quickly opened the door and was shocked.

Pass out on the doorstep.

The couplet in front of the original Jinshi has been changed by the scholar to this:

Father in the grave, son in the grave, father and son in the grave;

Mother-in-law loses her husband, daughter-in-law loses her husband, and both mother-in-law and daughter-in-law lose their husbands.

A new interpretation of discipline

Economy-often forgotten

Accounting-soon forgotten.

Accounting-forget it quickly

Statistics-all forgotten.

Design-try to forget

Computer organization-ancestor worship

Calculus-crisis score, slight cumulative score

Shi Ming.-He's gonna die.

History of Song Dynasty-Death

History of Western Historiography-Dead and Dead