Urgent! What did the handwritten newspaper say to the school English Festival?

1. Persevere and never stop. Watch 10- 15 minutes of English at least every day. Morning and evening are the best time to learn English.

Never give up, keep trying. Speak English for at least 10- 15 minutes every day. The best time to learn English is morning and evening. )

2. The methods should be flexible and diverse. If you are tired of one way of learning, you can change other ways, so that you won't be tired of learning.

Different ways to learn English. One way is boring, you can use other ways, so you won't feel bored. )

3. Connected from top to bottom, never isolated. Memorizing English should be combined with the context, not isolated words and phrases, but the usage in sentences.

Connect up and down, don't do it alone. According to the article, remember the words and phrases and try to grasp the meaning of the words. )

4. Memorize common expressions to ensure accuracy. Practice makes perfect by memorizing common communication terms.

Remember useful expressions and make sure they are correct. Practice makes perfect. )

Try to remember idioms and sentence patterns in the first person, so as to remember them firmly.

Try to remember idioms and sentences in the first person, and be sure to remember them deeply. )

6. Learn English from multiple angles. Learn English by reading newspapers, listening to the radio, watching foreign language movies, listening to foreign language lectures, reading textbooks and talking with people.

Learn English in different ways. Reading newspapers, listening to the radio, watching English movies, listening to English lectures, reading textbooks and talking to each other. )

7. Dare to speak English and don't be afraid to make mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes, which is inevitable. As long as you dare to speak, you will learn well.

Try to speak English, and don't be afraid to make mistakes. Everyone can make mistakes, which is possible. Try your best to learn it well. )

8. Create scenarios and strengthen communication training. The use of language is inseparable from the intensive training of scenes. Only through communication can we learn well.

(1) Create situations and strengthen communication practice. Language can't live without situations, so you'd better do more exercises so that you can learn it well. )

English jokes

A smart housewife thinks that there is a kind of stove that uses half as much coal as the one she is using now. She was very excited and said, "That's great! Since one stove can save half of the coal, I won't need coal if I buy two! "

A smart housewife heard that there is a kind of stove that can save half of the coal compared with the one she is using now. She was very excited and said, "Great! One stove can save half of the coal, so I can save all the coal if I buy two stoves? "

2. Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog!

Mrs Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the newspaper!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My little dog can't read.

Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog! Mrs Smith: But you should put an advertisement in the newspaper! Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My puppy can't read. "

The notorious cheapskate finally refused to hold a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Go up to 5 meters and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push it with your foot. "

"Why use my elbows and feet?"

"Oh, dear," he replied, "you won't come empty-handed, will you?"

A notorious miser finally decided to invite a guest. Explaining to a friend how to find his home, he said, "You go up to the fifth floor, find the middle door, and then ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, open it with your feet. "

"Why use my elbows and feet?" "Your hand has been taken as a gift. God, you won't come empty-handed, will you? " The miser replied.