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Composition; Hip hop 500 words

Another class meeting. ......

There will be inspections in the city these days, and our school will strive to be a model school.

We will strive to do better in the title of "model school", and hope that this rare medal of "model school" will remain in our school. At today's class meeting, the teacher is telling us the matters needing attention so as not to discredit the school.

The students listened to the teacher's notes quietly, seriously and intently. Don't make mistakes. Otherwise, it will be ... 1. Teacher speaks Mandarin first, 1998 is the first language in China. Because southerners have a strong accent, it is still difficult to practice Mandarin. Because of this, many jokes have been made.

2. Write standard words, scribbled words, traditional Chinese characters, and self-created words can't appear in the exercise book. If so, the medal of "model school" will not be hung in our school, and should be given to other schools. We are indomitable people. We can't kill Xiao Qiang! We like to go through fire and water around medals.

Just then, a genius in our class shouted, "Speak Mandarin and write standard words!" " Let the students in our class laugh for a while.

I also want to remember: I want to write every word well and speak every word well in my normal study life!

Our class is full of laughter every day, so happy!