The funniest joke in the world can break your belly.

A collection of the world's funniest jokes that can break your belly

CJ has compiled a collection of the world's funniest jokes that can break your belly. I hope you like it! Welcome to refer to it.

　1、? Why haven't I seen you bubbling recently?

　? You too, alas, after all, we are so familiar. ?

　? Two crabs are talking in the pot.

　2、? You changed? ，? You're two transformers, too.

3. Potatoes and tomatoes come together. Because potatoes become French fries and tomatoes become ketchup, they become a perfect match.

4. He Shen secretly developed a time machine, and sent Liu Quan, the housekeeper, to take a few people across the future to get some valuable goods.

When he left, he told Liu Quan that he must make some big money in the future.

Liu Quan spent a busy night after crossing, and brought back more than 6 manhole covers the next day.

　5、? I have a bad memory, huh?

　? How bad is it?

　? How bad is what?

　6、? How was your blind date today?

　? Like Sprite. ?

　? What do you mean?

　? My heart flies when I go, but it is cool when I see it. ?

　7、? Unexpectedly, suddenly we are all old?

　? Yes, the fire is too big! ? Another fritter sighed.

8. The position of the king of durian fruit came from this', durian:? Please come to me if you don't agree with me as the king of fruit! ? Other fruits covered their noses and stepped back.

9. The eggs in the refrigerator have been safe, but today they were blasted by the scream of an egg. Oh, my god Help! Here come the tomatoes! ! ?

　1、? Welcome. You can try it on if you like. ? -I don't know why, but the business of my shroud store has not been very good.

11. Xiaoguo has a fever and becomes a nest. Small Guo perm, also became a nest.

12. People can cry when they are sad, but the sea has to wander when it is sad.

13. Lao Wang began to go bald in his forties, so the whole person became very sensitive and could not stand being told that he was bald.

One day a tractor (bald, bald, bald, bald) passed by Lao Wang, and Lao Wang collapsed.

14. According to ancient records, as long as you plant a millet in spring, you can marry Wang Sicong in autumn, because? Plant a grain of millet in spring, and harvest Vanke seeds in autumn. ?

　15、? Do you know why crabs walk sideways?

　? Why?

　? Because there are pliers, so willful! ! ?

16. Lao Wang committed a serious crime of smuggling, and his wife helped him find the best lawyer in the country. After some efforts, hard work paid off, and Lao Wang was finally locked up for only half a month before being pulled out and shot. . .

17. The cookhouse squad, which has always been quiet, suddenly fried the pot today. After the company commander asked, he learned that the cookhouse squad leader who wanted to fry peanuts for wine put a bullet in the pot.

　18、? Dare you spend the night in the cemetery?

　? I dare to have wifi. ?

19. There is a chicken that is very strange. It doesn't like to dig worms, but naturally likes to dig bracken.

other chickens laughed at him, and he was very sad.

mother hen comforted him and said? Don't cry silly child, you are the strongest. ?

　? Really?

　? Well, because you're a chicken digger. ?

2. The Queen went to see Sister Rong: Gee, this hedgehog is really cute. ?

　? Report back to the empress, the handmaiden keeps mice. ? ;