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Impatient

Feng Dao and He Ning were two high-ranking officials in the Five Dynasties. The former is slow-tempered, while the latter is just the opposite.

One day, He Ning saw Feng Dao buying a new pair of boots and asked: "How much did it cost?"

Feng Dao slowly raised one foot: "Nine hundred Wen.

When He Ning heard this, he immediately became furious, and turned around and scolded the servant: "Why did you buy the boots for me?

It costs one thousand and eighty yuan? "

As he talked with Ning Yue, he became more and more angry, but Feng Dao slowly raised his other foot and said slowly: "Don't worry

This one is also nine hundred. arts. ”

Stingy

Stingy A’s father has just passed away, and he wants to find a Taoist priest to transcend his soul. The Taoist priest asks for one thousand yuan, but A bargains for eight hundred yuan

, the Taoist priest also agreed.

Then the Taoist priest chanted: "Please go up to the east sky, go up to the east sky"

Jia Qi said: "Why not go to the west sky?"

The Taoist priest said: "One thousand yuan can go to the West, but eight hundred yuan can only go to the East!"

Jia had no choice but to agree to pay one thousand yuan. The Taoist then changed his words: "Please soul" Go to the west, go to the west."

At this time, Father A's scolding came from the coffin: "You unfilial son, you made me run around for a mere two hundred yuan

Treating guests

In the old days, at the end of the year, someone held a banquet at home to entertain people who had helped him. Four guests were invited in one day.

It was almost noon, and one person had not yet arrived. So he said to himself: "Why hasn't what should come come yet?"

Hearing this, one of the guests thought to himself: "If what should come has not come, then I shouldn't come. ?",

So he stood up and left. The man regretted what he said wrongly and said: "The one who shouldn't have left has gone again." Another guest thought to himself: "The one who shouldn't have left has gone. It seems that I should go." "Yes!" and left.

The host felt very regretful when he saw that his careless words had angered the guest away. His wife also complained that he couldn't speak, so she defended him: "I'm not talking about them." When the last guest heard this, he thought, "It's not them! It's just me!" So he sighed and left.