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No money to chase girls and make the company laugh.
First, in order to chase the girl you like.
Some of them pretend to have money to chase girls they like. I met a boy before. When we were in college, he chased me, but I didn't agree. Then she chased my other roommate. I warned my roommate, but she didn't believe me, because the boy spent all kinds of gifts and confused my roommate, but later my roommate found out that the boy was actually pretending to be rich and broke up with him.
Second, in order to get attention.
I think there are still some people who pretend to be rich in order to get the attention of the people around them, because they want others to pay attention to them, and they especially want to be respected by others, because their vanity will be satisfied, but they are actually not very good, and he just wants to express himself in this way.
Third, seek truth from facts and don't pretend to be rich.
I think pretending to be rich is actually an act of deceiving oneself and others. Why don't rich people pretend to be rich? It's not about feeling guilty. You won't be embarrassed if your relatives and friends come to borrow money from you. Remember Su Mingzhe in Everything is Fine. He pretends to be rich in front of his family, but in fact, his wife and daughter are reluctant to buy pants in private, so don't pretend to be rich. Therefore, being a man must be down-to-earth in order to truly become a rich man.
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