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My story composition with Gui Bao is 300 words.

One day, I was surfing the Internet, and suddenly! A website pops up on the webpage, and curiosity drives me to press it to start construction. I pressed it on impulse ... Oh, my God! ! ! I was sucked into something that looked like a time tunnel, and suddenly I came to a strange place. I look around, huh? This guy looks familiar! No way ... Gui Bao? I asked, "You look familiar!" He said, "Of course! The weather is so hot that my face is cooked! " I can't help it. A cold wind is blowing. You are really a master of cold jokes! I know he is Gui Bao. Let me see, this is not Gui Bao's cartoon, is it? Since it is his cartoon, of course I will follow him. Why am I here? Oh, who cares? I might be able to go after him. Wow, I didn't expect Gui Bao to let me follow him! Gui Bao went into a pet shop, and I immediately saw what Ah was doing there (Quaker will be happy to see it again, someone will write about him, and he can also advertise). At that time, it was getting late. When I went out, I heard something talking inside. Gui Bao said, "XX, you should go first. I will go home late today. " "Are there many people who bathe their pets?" "Not much, just one." "Is it so late?" "Well, just one is enough!" I walked in, wow! Really enough. I saw an elephant taking a bubble bath in an oversized bathtub! Oh, our poor Gui Bao! After washing at 3: 59, I fell asleep on the sofa. When I woke up, the shop was already open, and a clerk looked at me like a monster. Oh, I escaped at the critical moment, hoo ~

I have nowhere to go, so I have to wander around here. On the way, I found a note that said, "This is the distortion of time and space. If you want to return to your own space, you must find the wind of cold jokes and drink it! " What? Oh, my god

I folded this paper into a bottle, but I didn't expect the words "use this" to appear on the bottle. Oh, do you want to use this? It's really strange. At this moment, a gust of wind blew, sucked in and turned into liquid. Another thread was a bit of a joke, and the success rate was 89%. What? Is it okay? A strong wind blew and the success rate was 96%. Hey, hey, this is good. I drank it, huh? How come? Come back, so easy? I yawned. I was still in the shop. Stop! I saw another shop assistant looking at me like a monster. Is it a dream come true?