Who tells the funniest jokes and gives more points?

Zhao Benshan rode a donkey into town and happened to meet Fan Wei!

Wei Fan asked, "Have you eaten?"

Zhao Benshan said, "Eat!"

Fan Wei proudly said, "I asked the donkey, what did you say!" "

Zhao Benshan turned and fanned the donkey twice and scolded, "There are relatives in the city who don't say anything."

A chubby middle-aged woman in a yellow T-shirt came in the street! A few words were written on the T-shirt on the chest: "I am a virgin!" " "Passers-by stopped curiously, and the fat woman walked past them with a smile. Then the crowd dispersed in a hubbub! It turned out that the fat woman also had a line on her back: "That was a long time ago. "

Classic joke: One day on April Fool's Day, the teacher found a student uploading a note in class and asked him to hand it in.

Teacher: Bring me the note.

Student: Teacher, I advise you not to look.

Teacher: Cut the crap! I just want to have a look. Bring me the note.

The student took the note to the teacher, and the teacher opened the note, which read: I told you not to look, idiot!

4. A reporter went to Antarctica to interview 100 penguins! Ask these penguins what they are doing all day!

The first one said, "Eat, sleep and beat peas."

The second said, "Eat, sleep and beat peas."

I have been asking 99 of them. When I asked100th, I said, "Eat and sleep."

The reporter asked, "Why don't you fight peas?"

Penguin said, "Shit, I'm Doudou."

Once upon a time, there was a young man in the mountains. His family is so poor that they can't even eat. He heard that there is a bear hunter in the mountainous area who can hunt several bears a year. He decided to learn to practice hunting bears. When he arrived at the hunter's house, the hunter was a little old man. He said that the unique skill of beating bears would not be circulated, so he told the young man to go back. The young man begged and said that there was really no food at home. If you don't help me, my family will starve. When the old hunter saw it, the young man was honest. "All right, take your apprentice." That's how young people learn from their teachers.

How to hit a bear? The old hunter began to speak. "In fact, beating a bear is very simple. In winter, you go to the mountains. When you find a big cave in the mountains, you shout at the cave: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ The old hunter said, "In winter, bears hibernate in caves. When you shout outside, the bear thinks it's a companion outside. When he is happy, he stands in the cave. When you shoot, you will definitely kill him. " Hearing this, the young man felt reasonable and very happy.

In a blink of an eye, winter has arrived, and young people are going to hunt bears. On the day of parting from the old hunter, he said to the old hunter, "Master, I'm going into the mountain, and I'm sure I'll hit a big bear." I will honor you when I come back. " The old hunter was very happy and said, "well, you will succeed." Go! " "In this way, the young man walked into the mountain alone.

Spring suddenly came, and the young man never returned to the old hunter's house. The old hunter thought that the young man was superficial and secretive. I must have hit a bear and ran away, even I didn't come to see it. This is not one thing. It happened that one day, the old hunter saw the young man in the market. The young man limped, still on crutches, and his arm was broken, and he fell there. The old hunter was angry when he saw him: "You young man, you forgot me when you hit the bear. What are you? " . Unexpectedly, the young man was even more angry: "You bad old man, what did you teach me to break the law?" Look, I'm in pain. "The old hunter looked at it and was puzzled. He asked," What happened to the bear-beating method I taught you? Let me hear how you beat the bear. The young man began to speak: "in winter, I will go to the mountains without you." "I found a very, very big cave, so I shouted: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ ~, and I heard it shouting: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~" "Yes, yes," said the old hunter. "You shoot." The young man said with a full face of regret, "Shit, I haven't fired yet, and a train has left from inside."

Haha, it's not bad to laugh to death ~ ~! Can I give the best answer first? My little request ~ ~ ~