Can you prove that you are poor in one sentence?

My personal experience! If there are any lies, it will be thunderous!

1-It takes a long time to take the bus1,so let's walk!

2- I haven't bought clothes for myself for four years. 18, I bought myself a pair of shoes at Duoduo!

For 3- 1.5 years, I have never exceeded 1 100 yuan! At least I'm in my twenties, and I'm going to be a senior three soon!

Poor thing, let me have nothing!

But if you are poor for a while, it will not be a lifetime. If you don't die, you will have a bright future!

Just took it, let's go directly to the picture.

Young people are not afraid of poverty, and they are afraid that they will not shine.

Wearing leaky pants, smoking regular cigarettes, silently watching people abuse dogs!

Why should I be poorer than you? This is what I ate these days.

1. I dare not take a plane, for fear that nutrition will not keep up.

I am so hungry that I really want to rob a bank at once.

When I have money, I must use two sheets of paper to go to the toilet.

I got pregnant in April and September, and finally saved enough money for abortion.

5. Why do people only have two kidneys?

6. Tomorrow Monday, there will be no bottles in the scenic spot.

7. Have you ever washed condoms?

8. Yesterday, I met an uncle who fell ill and fell to the ground. Before I ran to him, the carp froze and he got up. I chased it for three blocks, but I missed it. I'm afraid my uncle's illness will recur again.

9. Today, the contractor finally paid off the salary he owed for one year. My wife and I turned on the light for two hours. Tomorrow, I will deposit all this dime in the bank so that I can marry my son.

10. It's raining outside. Forget it. I'm going to wash my hair.

Nothing is lacking these days, except RMB! What I lack in this era is a bra.