A joke about the consequences of not having good study habits.

1. I once traveled in Guang 'an and passed a temple. Seeing from a distance, there are three words written on the door beam of the temple: inexplicable hall. I wonder why this temple fair has such a strange name. It's really puzzling. Take a closer look, it turned out that I was mistaken, and it should be English hall. I thought (English) was (Mo). Oh, hey.

2. My colleagues and I went to Chengdu on business and took a taxi to Hu Aishu Street. Huainian: pregnant. About halfway, my colleague asked the driver how to get to Kuishu Street.

The driver paused and smiled, but did not answer. I quickly said Huai, no loss. Colleagues soon stopped talking. After walking for a while, my colleague forgot her pronunciation and asked the driver: Kwai Shu Street is coming soon. I quickly stopped and blushed, and my colleague quickly got off the bus and ran away.

When I was at school, one of my classmates loved reading recipes. She once asked me if I liked Rumi. I want to know what ru rice is. I asked her, and she said it was on the menu. I picked up the book and looked, alas, it turned out to be glutinous rice.

Our company will hold a year-end summary meeting, and everyone should write a personal work summary and give it to the leader. There is such a sentence in the work summary of an employee in my unit: I will briefly summarize ... but he wrote a simple summary: I will reduce the burden ... The leader said at the meeting: You still want to reduce the burden, which is simply a lack of work enthusiasm.

In primary school, there was a classmate named Niu Di in the class. The word (Di) on the cover of the exercise book is written a little fast and looks like oil. The new teacher wants to ask his classmates to answer questions in class, so he calls "butter" to answer them. The students are very confused. I don't know who to call. After a few seconds, the students all laughed. It turned out to be Niu Di.

Real misspelled jokes in real life

1. I once traveled in Guang 'an and passed a temple. Seeing from a distance, there are three words written on the door beam of the temple: inexplicable hall. I wonder why this temple fair has such a strange name. It's really puzzling. Take a closer look, it turned out that I was mistaken, and it should be English hall. I thought (English) was (Mo). Oh, hey.

2. My colleagues and I went to Chengdu on business and took a taxi to Hu Aishu Street. Huainian: pregnant. About halfway, my colleague asked the driver how to get to Kuishu Street.

The driver paused and smiled, but did not answer. I quickly said Huai, no loss. Colleagues soon stopped talking. After walking for a while, my colleague forgot her pronunciation and asked the driver: Kwai Shu Street is coming soon. I quickly stopped and blushed, and my colleague quickly got off the bus and ran away.

When I was at school, one of my classmates loved reading recipes. She once asked me if I liked Rumi. I want to know what ru rice is. I asked her, and she said it was on the menu. I picked up the book and looked, alas, it turned out to be glutinous rice.

Our company will hold a year-end summary meeting, and everyone should write a personal work summary and give it to the leader. There is such a sentence in the work summary of an employee in my unit: I will briefly summarize ... but he wrote a simple summary: I will reduce the burden ... The leader said at the meeting: You still want to reduce the burden, which is simply a lack of work enthusiasm.

In primary school, there was a classmate named Niu Di in the class. The word (Di) on the cover of the exercise book is written a little fast and looks like oil. The new teacher wants to ask his classmates to answer questions in class, so he calls "butter" to answer them. The students are very confused. I don't know who to call. After a few seconds, the students all laughed. It turned out to be Niu Di.

When I was in junior high school, I always wrote typos. At the end of an essay, I wrote: I will study hard and serve my country in the future. The teacher commented as a result; The loss is in the new society, otherwise your woman will become a counter-revolutionary.

On the quiet marking field, a teacher suddenly picked up a piece of paper and said to everyone, "Relax, have a brain teaser." This paper says, "My son gave the exam and my grandson invigilated it." Please guess what should be changed in the future.

As soon as everyone heard the interest, some said they were great-grandchildren and some said they were idiots. The answers vary.

Finally announced the answer, "Grandpa, please be merciful! ! "

Everyone was screaming.

Beijing Haidian Bookstore sells fake diplomas. One day, a student from Tsinghua passed by, curious to explore the market.

He asked the woman who set up the stall: Which school is the best?

The woman said, Tsinghua.

He was very happy and asked, how much is Tsinghua's diploma? Answer: 500.

The student thought about it and asked: What about Peking University?

Answer: 600.

He was puzzled and asked, Why?

The woman replied: Tsinghua students are down-to-earth, have a good foundation, have real skills, and are difficult to fake and easy to reveal; And Peking University students only have one mouth. As long as you dare to talk nonsense and pretend to be forced, others will definitely think that you are authentic Peking University. Therefore, there are many people who buy fake diplomas from Peking University, and the price will naturally be higher.

The students are relieved.

A female math teacher in a primary school asked a simple math question: "There are five birds in the tree. The hunter killed one with a gun. How many are left? "

A clever little boy replied, "There are no birds in the tree. The hunter shot down one and scared away the rest. "

The young female teacher looked at the little boy with disdain and commented, "Actually, my answer is very simple. Five MINUS one leaves four. The implication is, why be smart and think too much? "

At this moment, the little boy asked the teacher, "Can I test you a question?"

"Of course, just take the exam." The teacher answered confidently.

The boy started his question: "There are three ladies in an ice cream shop. They are all holding an ice cream cone: one is biting;": One is licking; One is sucking. Ask the teacher to answer, which of them is married? "

Hearing this, the female teacher blushed and replied, "It's hard to say. All three of them may be married. "

The little boy replied, "Actually, teacher, my answer is very simple. Whoever wears a wedding ring will get married. "

Come to the library to read books, because the final exam is coming. When I arrived at the library, I didn't expect to find a beautiful woman on the opposite side as soon as I sat down, so I didn't mind reading, so I handed a note and said, Miss, I want to be friends with you, okay? I saw that the young lady took a look at Loy and returned a note that read: Why should I be friends with you? Loy was stunned by this question for a while, and then immediately returned a note that read: "Because. . . Depend on your parents at home and your friends when you go out. . . . . "