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The third speaker, a Jamaican woman, stood up and said, After last year's party, I went home and told my lazy husband,' (Wild dogs are bad people in slang) Jack, I'm tired of packing beer cans for you, cooking for him and washing his underwear. He is going to do these things by himself today.

The crowd cheered and applauded her words for several minutes.

"From that day on, I have never seen it (I don't know this, at sixes and sevens? )"

Keep going.

"But I haven't seen anything since that Friday."

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