Joke story Tortoise and Rabbit Race

Recommend a classic joke story-tortoise and rabbit race, new version, laughing off the fangs.

The tortoise was defeated in the second race between the tortoise and the hare. He is unhappy, and he doesn't think about tea and rice. Snails come to comfort him. Don't be sad, brother. I don't think rabbits can catch up with you! ? The tortoise suddenly burst into tears and was very moved. He stepped on the snail's tentacle and asked, How do you say this? ! Good brothers might as well say so! ? The snail blinked and said slowly, Although the hare runs faster than Big Brother, compared with other animals, he can't guarantee a complete victory, but you are different from Big Brother. If you run slower than anyone else, eldest brother has absolutely no opponent and can always be the first. ? After listening to the snail's persuasion, the tortoise moved its front paws and was depressed.

Since the first tortoise won unexpectedly, the tortoise-rabbit race has been held once a year. In the second competition this year, the rabbit didn't give the tortoise another chance. On the same route, the rabbit reached the finish line 24 hours earlier than the tortoise! After the race, the tortoise went home very depressed and worried about the third race between the tortoise and the hare next year. Snails and turtles are neighbors separated by a wall. Knowing that Brother Tortoise was defeated, the snail went to visit. When he arrived at the tortoise's home, the snail comforted him. Don't worry, big brother. Now you and the rabbit are 1: 1. Fight again next year for a second chance! ? The tortoise got a fright! Tao:? Dude, come on! ? I am now 1: 9 behind! You said about eight years ago? ! ! Why are you comforting me now? The snail suddenly went crazy? Mucus? ! Bend down and climb home.

The tortoise lost to the rabbit in the tortoise-rabbit race for the tenth consecutive year, so he was very depressed and decided to take a trip to the seaside. Knowing the tortoise, the tortoise asked the tortoise, Are you the slowest animal in the sea? The tortoise said, as far as I know, crabs are much slower than me. ? So the tortoise applied to the Animal Entry-Exit Administration to immigrate to the pond to swim with crabs every year. Became the champion of turtle and crab swimming for eight consecutive years. Crab was very depressed. He went ashore and said to the rabbit, The tortoise called me King for eight years? . The rabbit thought:? This turtle can't compete with me on the shore. Did you change your name when you went abroad? Wang Banian? This bastard must have a compound surname. ? Since then, people have called turtles in the water turtles.

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