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What happened on your first date?

The embarrassing thing is the first date. Unfortunately, a bald, shiny man with a hat went to the restaurant with her. Then she said there was no one else here. Take off your hat. She promised not to laugh at me. Then after I took it off, she first touched my head and said it looked like marinated eggs, and then she laughed at the table for a long time. Oh, women are really big pig's hooves.

Later, I did an embarrassing thing, that is, I accidentally burped and choked while eating, and then the water sprayed out, which was particularly embarrassing. However, in the chat session, I said an embarrassing thing in front of the girls to make them try to forget the embarrassment ahead.

Besides, telling embarrassing stories properly will make girls feel that you are a mature and humorous man and easily favored by girls. Humorous dialogue can ease the tense atmosphere. You might as well tell some interesting stories when you were a child, or some cold jokes you asked me to answer.

In this way, although something embarrassing happened to me, I later recovered my image. After all, although something embarrassing happened on the first date, I still have a chance to save it. So I want to tell more people, even if something embarrassing happens on the first date, don't worry, it may enliven the atmosphere.

On a date in the evening, we watched a movie together, then tried to put my hand on her shoulder several times, and then silently put it back under her eyes. Then she told me that she really wanted me to put my hand on her shoulder, which was another embarrassing thing. On the first date, I did a lot of embarrassing things.