Cow war joke

"... what are you talking about? Do you still want to stay and help me? "The girl suddenly interrupted some angry," save your ridiculous idea! Even if I am like this now ... you will only get in the way with me! "

One day in computer class, a row of classmates' computers crashed. So a classmate stood up and said, "teacher, the computer crashed, and our row is dead." At this time, many students said, "We are dead, too. Then the teacher asked, "Who else is not dead? Only one classmate stood up and said, "I'm not dead yet!" " The teacher said strangely, "The whole class is dead. Why don't you die? During World War II, there were four people in a train carriage: an old lady, a young girl, a Romanian and a German officer. When the train entered a dark tunnel, nothing was seen in the carriage, only a kiss was heard, followed by a loud slap. The train came out of the tunnel. The German was up to no good. He must have wanted to kiss me, and he kissed the old lady. Serve you right! ○3 This Romanian is out of line. He kissed this girl and quickly hid, causing me to be beaten for him. This girl is too hard. It really hurts! ○4 I kissed the back of my hand and slapped the German, which was really terrible ... 2. Once my parents quarreled, my mother said angrily, "Get out of here." Father said angrily, "Get out! "3. I have a friend who has just watched The Legend of the Condor Heroes, and is very interested in" fighting the dog against the man "and often plays jokes on others. One day, as usual, he. Kicked someone and shouted, "Kick the dog's leg! Everyone laughed wildly, and he felt embarrassed, so he kicked again and shouted, "Dog kicks! When I was in college, it was a common practice to arch pigs in my class, and I would arch them every night. People who start to lose use their noses to arch cards, drill tables and drink cold water. It's been playing for a long time, and it's not fresh. So someone suggested that if someone lost again, they would shout "I am a pig" in the corridor. After a long time, they changed their methods and asked two people to shout together. The first person shouted "I am a pig" and the second person shouted "I am a pig". But I didn't expect the suitor to lose two games in a row, so I shouted "I am a pig, I am really a pig" in the corridor. The others laughed their heads off. A friend of mine told me it was even more ridiculous! The loser wants to call the girls in the class and sincerely says, "You know, there are three things I've always wanted to say to you, but it's hard to say, but I'm afraid I won't have a chance if I don't say it again. " .。 Me. . . I am a pig! "Our place is worse. The winner designates a person (usually an unwitting tiger, building manager or girl), and then the loser grabs him or her by the collar and says, "You are a pig! "Also, the loser will run to the telephone pole and post an advertisement for some disease, shouting," My disease is cured! Later, everyone called a girl and sincerely said, "You know, I lied to you. In fact, I am a pig. Once, a gentleman's class teacher called to congratulate him on winning the "three-good student" and just said, "XXX, do you know?" The girl said impatiently, "I know, you are a pig, and you are really a complete idiot!" " "

"... what are you talking about? Do you still want to stay and help me? "The girl suddenly interrupted some angry," save your ridiculous idea! Even if I am like this now ... you will only get in the way with me! "