The meaning of wise smile

Question 1: Tell a short and funny joke. If it can make me smile, there will be a lot of money ~ (1)

One day when they were shopping, they met God! They told God that they all died miserably and hoped to send them to heaven! God said helplessly, there are too many residents in the sky now, and they are all full. But there's another place! You said, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven!

So, the first ghost began to say ... I was a cleaner before I died. Work is very hard! Busy from morning till night! One day, I was cleaning windows outside a building! It's the kind of dangerous work hanging outside at high altitude! On the 30th floor! Suddenly, my foot slipped and fell! I think it's over! I'm dying! But the survival instinct makes me scratch unconsciously! Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony on 13 floor. I feel saved! So I want to climb up after I recover!

Who knows, suddenly someone patted my hand and I fell down again! I think I'm really finished now! However, my life should not be decided, and a tent caught me below. I am glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my last life! I want to wait for my physical strength to recover before I go down. Who knows, a refrigerator fell from it and killed me!

The second ghost said ... I was a clerk before I died. Everything is fine. I have a beautiful wife. Great figure! But it's just a little water. I have a slight heart attack. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife's hair disheveled and disheveled. There must be an adulterer. So I looked everywhere in the house, kitchen and toilet, but I couldn't find it. When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing and thought: adulterer! So he patted his hand. I think, 13 floor! See if I can fall to my death!

As a result, I didn't die when I looked at it! Caught by the tent! I was in a hurry, so I searched all over the house and went into the kitchen. I found that the refrigerator was big enough and threw it away. Finally smashed him to death! I'm so happy! Laughing a lot. Who knows, laughing so hard, laughing so hard!

The third ghost said ... I'm a punk, but I didn't do anything wrong! One day I went to a female friend's house to hang out! Just finished, her husband suddenly came back! I have to find a place to hide. So I searched the kitchen and toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in it! I don't understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator and threw it from the 13 floor!

I just fell to my death in my refrigerator! !

(2)

A killer pointed a gun at a man and asked him: 1 plus 1 what is it? The man thought for a long time and replied, it is equal to 2.

Hit hard ... the man fell.

The killer blew his gun and said, you know too much!

Question 2: Smile with wisdom, love the whole city, and look back and smile. Bai Huisheng smiled. Which of the three screen names is Qingcheng? Wait for the answer online, thanks for looking back and smiling.

Question 3: I care about my girlfriend today (the girlfriend answers thank you). I'll ask you, do you treat me like an outsider and reply to my girlfriend with a smiling face? If it's only once or twice, it's nothing.

Some people think that thank you is a kind of feedback to the other person's concern, indicating that you know.

But some people think that saying thank you is welcome, and so do I.

So if you feel uncomfortable with your girlfriend saying thank you, just tell her.

Question 4: You look back and smile, as if March in early spring was Ma Xudong's "Snow on the Moon".

Walking alone in this cold street

Recall the first meeting.

You look back and smile.

Like March in early spring.

It rained heavily that season.

But who loves it fiercely?

Time flies past youth.

Also let the memories gradually cool down.

It turns out that I am a self-righteous farewell.

This is just a self-comforting scam.

But I'm sorry about that.

A full stop has been drawn.

Look at the snow in Na Yue.

Break when you fall

Freeze at midnight when you leave without saying goodbye.

I can only hold your handkerchief every day.

Quietly listening to the cold wind.

Look at the bright moon.

There will always be defects.

Our vows are still not worth the years.

Sighing is always too far away, just wishful thinking.

It rained heavily that season.

But who loves it fiercely?

Time flies past youth.

Also let the memories gradually cool down.

It turns out that I am a self-righteous farewell.

This is just a self-comforting scam.

But I'm sorry about that.

A full stop has been drawn.

Look at the snow in Na Yue.

Break when you fall

Freeze at midnight when you leave without saying goodbye.

I can only hold your handkerchief every day and listen to the cold wind.

Look at the bright moon.

There will always be defects.

Our vows are still not worth the years.

Sighing is always too far away, just wishful thinking.

Look at the snow in Na Yue.

Break when you fall

Freeze at midnight when you leave without saying goodbye.

I can only hold your handkerchief every day.

Quietly listening to the cold wind.

Look at the bright moon.

There will always be defects.

Our vows are still not worth the years.

Sighing is always too far away, just wishful thinking.

Question 5: The whole city is beautiful when you smile. Which is better to smile with the whole city? Look at the sentences before and after

Question 6: What does the girl mean by death? 1. Corruption

I don't like your expression.