A joke for girls?

1. One day, I went to buy a baked sweet potato. Just as I was about to eat, a buddy said, I won't eat. Let's give it to my wife. My wife can't eat this. I said my wife wouldn't eat either. Then he finished eating my baked sweet potato and said, look how much my wife loves you and doesn't even dislike your saliva! Ha! 2. One day, a woman said to a man, "I want to break up with you!" The man said, "You want to break up with me, why!" The woman said, "Because you don't love me anymore." The man said, "How do you know I don't love you?" The woman said, "You don't love me, marry me. You don't love me, nothing! " One day, I went to my friend's house to play. My friend's wife is doing housework, so I told her that your husband is so kind to you and you are so happy. My friend's wife said I was kind to him. I said, that's very kind of your husband. You are so happy. My friend's wife said, that's my husband. Okay, don't talk. One day, I went to buy a baked sweet potato. Just as I was about to eat, a child ran over and said, I won't eat. Give it to my wife. I said my wife wouldn't eat either, and then he finished my baked sweet potato. He also said, look how much my wife loves you and doesn't even dislike your saliva!