Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Classic dirty jokes

Classic dirty jokes

A police dog saw an ordinary dog coming on the road and suddenly ran over to ask it: I am a police dog. What are you? The ordinary dog took a disdainful look and said, idiot, look clearly, I am plain clothes!

Although ugly, ugly is particularly ugly!

No one keeps a life!

I really want to call you grandpa and dad!

Fuck you, it's not necessarily your father!

You can't live on Sunday without scolding you!

A child with polio is struggling to climb on the ground. You go over there and lie prone and imitate him. At this moment. . Three men in black came over and beat the child and said, "He is polio, you should learn from him!" " " ~~~~

Most people don't understand that you are more polio than that polio child. . .