Eighth grade English jokes

1. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late every morning?

Johnny: Every time I pass the corner near the school, the street sign says "Go slow at school".

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late every morning? "

Johnny: "Every time I come to the corner, a street sign says: School-Go slow!

2. Teacher: When is the best time to pick apples from the tree?

Student: When the night watchman is away.

Teacher: When is the best time to pick apples from the tree?

Student: When the administrator is away.

Tom: What are you doing now?

Mike: I'm counting stars.

Tom: It's dark now. Count it tomorrow morning.

Tom: What are you doing?

Mike: I'm counting stars.

Tom: It's dark now. Count it tomorrow morning.

No problem. A bald man is sitting in a beauty salon. The stylist asked, "What can I do for you?" The man explained, "I was going to have a hair transplant, but it really hurt." If you can make my hair look like yours without any pain, I will pay you 5000 dollars. "No problem," said the stylist, and then he quickly shaved his head. No problem. A bald man is sitting in a beauty salon. How can I help you? The stylist asked. "I had a hair transplant," the man explained, "but I can't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without any discomfort, I will pay you $5,000. " "No problem," said the stylist, and then he quickly shaved his head. I hung him on DryJim.