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Jokes about poor figure.

In the entertainment circle, the red carpet is an important occasion for actresses to "compete for beauty". Many actresses are "blockbuster" on the red carpet by virtue of their outstanding styles, but it is not enough to have concave shapes to shine among actresses. If their figure is not amazing enough and the style they choose is not suitable for them, they will not impress others, but will become jokes.

First place, Kiku

Kiku is a famous "exquisite goddess" in the entertainment circle. In her daily photos, her makeup is beautiful. However, although kiku's face is perfect, her figure is relatively average. Not only can she not compare with Dilraba and Nini's tall goddess figure, but also her figure proportion is not very outstanding.

Therefore, kiku needs to "foster strengths and avoid weaknesses" when walking on the red carpet, and needs to show the whole body effect. If he is not careful, he can easily expose his figure. What impressed me most was this green dress. At that time, kiku was wearing this green dress in the enhanced picture of kiku's studio. The photo with an umbrella was both retro and tasteful.

However, when we took photos on the red carpet, under the high-definition lens, this slim jumpsuit exposed kiku's petite figure. I can't bear to look straight at it as if a child were stealing an adult's clothes. Kiku's makeup can't be saved no matter how beautiful it is.

From the design and color of this green tight dress, it can be seen that kiku wants to "surprise the audience", but unfortunately, she underestimated the requirements of this dress for figure. I'm afraid this dress can't be controlled without the figure of Nini and Dilraba.

Kiku also tried an ordinary long waist dress. Because of her slim figure and the help of high heels, this conventional dress looks good as a whole. However, compared with female artists who have an advantage over her in height, long skirts will make her lack of aura and become inconspicuous.

Kiku also chose a tulle dress for her lower body, but the transparent material did not highlight the advantages of her long legs, nor did it make her look tall visually. Instead, she showed slender legs and exaggerated high heels.

In fact, kiku found the right style, which is still very beautiful. For example, this short skirt is in line with her sweet and gentle temperament. She is not tall, still suitable for short styles, and long skirts are easy to make people feel unaffordable.

Second place, Shen Yue.

In the early days, Shen Yue also "pushed too hard" on the red carpet. For example, this bejeweled black suit not only doesn't match the sweet temperament of Shen Yue's sister next door, but also makes her petite figure look like a child stealing adult clothes.

This kind of black short skirt is not a big problem, but the sexy little design on the chest has no advantage on Shen Yue, but it has become a "burden". The short skirt also exposed Shen Yue's small thick legs, and his black figure didn't quite match Shen Yue's pure temperament.

This skirt with complicated design and pattern also makes Shen Yue's slim upper body look stronger visually. Compared with Chen Douling, who is slim and tall, her shortcomings are exposed.

This gorgeous and goddess-like dress is not suitable for Shen Yue. Like kiku, Shen Yue's petite figure can't support a skirt that is too complicated and needs a strong atmosphere. This drooping feeling is obvious. The long skirt with insufficient waistline exposes her slender legs, which makes her look not only five or five points, but also heavy.

However, Shen Yue also has successful red carpet design. The design of this waistline is relatively high, and the "princess skirt" with a short hem is very suitable for Shen Yue's "sweet girl" temperament and her figure.

Third place, Zhou Dongyu.

As a young film winner, Zhou Dongyu has an aura every time she walks down the red carpet, which is not low-key, but unfortunately, her figure is as petite as that of Shen Yue and kiku, and some mature, sexy or domineering shapes are beyond her control.

For example, this green dress has an aura of "showing off over the crowd", whether it is the color, the design with the hips open or the big flowers on the shoulders. Zhou Dongyu himself is confident on the red carpet. Chin-lifting looks a bit like Gong Li on the red carpet, but the cruel thing is that this dress only reveals Zhou Dongyu's 50-50 figure.

Many of Zhou Dongyu's styles are in the direction of "sexy royal elder sister", but Zhou Dongyu himself is not tall, sweet-looking, and has no proud upper circumference. Many styling designs that can show her good upper body figure are useless here, but her deliberate deep V-red lips are too mature.

Zhou Dongyu is really not suitable for this feminine skirt, because her petite figure has no sensuality and lacks the charm of a mature woman.

Because of her petite figure, a skirt that looks quite heavy is not suitable for Zhou Dongyu. For example, this complicated yellow flower skirt with a big skirt feels "top-heavy" on her.

In those years, there were many "rollover" figures of Zhou Dongyu on the red carpet. For example, this kind of skirt is either too complicated in design or too mature in color and fabric. It's a long story. Zhou Dongyu herself is a "pale face", but the heavy colors and complicated elements are a burden to her.

On the contrary, this simple and sweet little dress can highlight Zhou Dongyu's "fairy" temperament.

Fourth place, Andy

For a long time, Andy's red carpet style was considered "rustic". Indeed, if a female star wants to "break through" on the red carpet, in addition to her good figure, her temperament is also a big plus. Andy has several sets of styles, which have to be said to be held back by the styles, turning her whole temperament into a "rural female cadre".

But there is no denying that Andy's figure also has shortcomings in the entertainment circle. Andy, the official height1.67m, is absolutely qualified, but his figure proportion is not particularly excellent, his shoulders are a little strong and his neck is not slender enough. For example, when wearing this deep V dress, her upper body looks a little strong.

The design of the shoulders of this black-and-white dress also shows that her shoulders are very strong and do not show her waist. Not only does it not highlight the figure curve, but the scene map is not high, and there is really no goddess temperament.

This tight-fitting see-through dress is not suitable for Andy, nor can it highlight Andy's good figure, and it is a little more mature and old-fashioned, which does not conform to Andy's pure temperament.

On the contrary, the simple and traditional "princess dress" is quite suitable for Andy. Although it is not particularly amazing, it is very sweet and temperament.

Fifth place, BiBi Zhou.

The female stars on the red carpet, some people show off their bodies and some people are "unconventional". For example, many red carpets in BiBi Zhou are bold and avant-garde, but without the support of excellent figure and temperament, the results are often unsatisfactory.

For example, the design of this black blouse is very bold. It can be sexy or royal, but BiBi Zhou, whose expression is perfect, is influenced by her hunchback and round shoulders. This yellow cake skirt makes her look bloated and curveless, and the high collar makes her look even more neck-less, which is simply a "disaster".

Sixth place, Nana Ou-yang

Nana Ou-yang has always been the representative actress of "energetic girl" and "naive goddess" in the circle. Her face with collagen feeling and sweet smile are impressive, but Nana Ou-yang's figure management is not as cruel as some female stars. Her shoulders and arms are fleshy. When she wears some long skirts with bare shoulders and bare arms, it is easy for her upper body to look strong.

In particular, these lower bodies are all designed with fluffy skirts, which also makes her waist thicker. The design of open back also exposes her fleshy back, which instantly reduces the "goddess" temperament.

Nana Ou-yang likes to wear this kind of off-the-shoulder princess skirt, but although this kind of skirt is ethereal, tube top can also highlight "little sexy", but to tell the truth, this kind of skirt with no prominent right-angled shoulders, thin back and thin waist is really difficult to control. Like Nana Ou-yang, it not only looks like a waist, but also looks fat.

Seventh place, Rulu.

Like Nana Ou-yang, Rulu feels that his upper body is too strong. In fact, Rulu's face is very small, and her face value is also very high, but it may be because the upper circumference is rather arrogant, and sometimes the shape is wrong, which makes her upper body look very strong.

However, judging from Rulu's previous red carpet styling, the clothes she chose are quite interesting, and they also have the meaning of "showing off her figure". Unfortunately, she can't "foster strengths and avoid weaknesses". For example, put a coat over the dress to make her upper body thick.

And this long-sleeved turtleneck skirt. Gorgeous colors and complicated patterns add a bit of old-fashioned and heavy feeling.

And this tight-fitting dress, with its complicated patterns and colors, not only exposes Rulu's "burly" shoulders and arms. Although her upper circumference is prominent, her thick arms are even more striking.

This sapphire dress is also a "disaster scene". Smooth and bright fabrics and skirt design can't cultivate one's morality, but it makes Rulu's figure look a little bigger, similar to that of the actors next to him.

Almost every female star wears a deep V-slit skirt, and Rulu also chooses a bold lace top. But for Jiang Xin, who has a sensual figure, there is no sexy visual effect on her figure, only strong.

It is better that this simple and plain dress is more suitable for Rulu. Although it's not very bright, it's somewhat advanced, which highlights Rulu's temperament.

In order to stand out from the beautiful women on the red carpet, it is normal for young stars to pay attention to modeling. However, although some shapes look amazing, if they don't have enough figure and temperament to control them, it will be a drag on them, just like the seven female stars mentioned above.