2020 Funny Personality Talk Highlights

1, it's too hot, nothing is right, and acne is the most right.

I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince pig riding a white horse.

Sometimes I feel that life is really fun, but sometimes I feel that life is playing with me.

It is said that money is everything. As a result, I took the money to the canteen to buy a man but was beaten into a giant panda.

If you delay again, you will be kicked to the South Pole to waltz with penguins.

6. Last night, I was bitten by mosquitoes all night. The next day, I found that I lost weight.

I didn't know that dinosaurs could really reappear until I met you.

8. I still like plain face, because I can rub my eyes unscrupulously.

9. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but youth is a gecko.

10, test lies with lies, and all you get are lies.

1 1. What are the two words you hear the most in the new water margin-eating wine.

12, shout after me: money is coming, money is coming, and as a result, money really falls from the sky. Alas, it turned out to be a dream.

13. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

14, put away your white eyes. I want to ask, "Is there red eye? Will it infect me?"

15, thanks to the dripping water in the spring, when I lend you a dime, please pay back one hundred.

16, don't be cool with me. You think you are Youku.

17, I have given you my phone number. Why don't you understand my mind? Charge me dozens of dollars for something!

18, the teacher said to his mother, "This child giggles at his crotch in class every day."

19, one day the emperor said to the little eunuch, "You can describe me in one word." The little eunuch said: hey!

20. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

2 1, I generally don't like to see a doctor, because doctors have nothing to see.

22. My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does this mean that I am about to fall into a big hole full of money?

I want to be your heart in my next life. If I don't jump, you will die.

24. I went swimming in the lake in the afternoon and suddenly it rained heavily. I quickly dived into the water to avoid the rain.

25, I want to be as strong as a cactus, but also learn to poke the bad guys.

26. If you ignore me, I will sing "Uneasy" at your house.

27, the first thing to get up in the morning, open your eyes, the first thing to go to bed at night, close your eyes.

28. You are crazy, I am stupid, and you are crazy together.

Although I am delicate, I am actually illiterate.

30. When I go to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to "Then what?" As a result, my classmate chatted with it all noon.

3 1, I didn't dare to sleep after watching ghost movies last night, and I couldn't sleep all over after being bitten tonight.

32. On such a sunny day, I was still sleeping, and I repented. In order to express my deep apologies, I continued to sleep.

Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are simply too idle to know anything.

34. Gobble, obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows.

35. I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

36. A threesome must have my wife. Choose the beautiful one.

37. Don't call me ugly. I was handsome when I was a kid.

38. Behind every Altman, there are a group of monsters who are beaten silently.

39. I have made up my mind. When I grow up, I want to start an Internet company, and its name is Muer, just like Thunder.

40. Women now: Looking back, the weather is good. Looking forward to the future, no grain will be harvested.

4 1, Lao Ban, if you push us again, we will go to Liangshan.

42. What's the difference between Wei Xiaobao and Big Wolf? One is animation and the other is reality. Learn from Wei Xiaobao.

43. Every woman can only be a Lori for two years, while every man can, uncle, for a long time.

44. If one day men all over the world menstruate, I will sell sanitary classics.

45. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find out!

46. When I can't sleep, my roommate asks me to count from one to one thousand until I fall asleep. I had just finished drinking a cup of coffee when I finished counting.

47. Now I know that Baidu doesn't know everything. I asked it where my fiancee was, and it was difficult.

48. A tinkling cat lives in the dark forever because it can't see its fingers.

49. Maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane.

50. I know you don't treat me like a number. In fact, I have never paid attention to you.

Geili 2020, Complete Works of Personality

1, "I love you", so what? The first letters of three words together are not a word "play".

2. I laughed after reading the chat records in the past, and I cried when I laughed.

A man either keeps her innocent or promises her the future.

One day I will proudly say to you: Go away, I don't need you.

If I don't love you, how can I hurt you so thoroughly?

6. It is a kind of self-confidence to smile calmly when you are despised.

7. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone, just want to hear the familiar voice.

8. "Why do you smoke?" -"To wait for someone who advised me to give up smoking."

9. The fiercest quarrel lasts only one minute, and what you said in that minute can't be made up for in a hundred minutes.

10, I refused everyone's favor and waited for an uncertain future.

1 1, can you carry me from my wife to the old woman?

12, why doesn't the country take your face to study imitation bulletproof vests?

13. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and tell God that I will go there, too.

14, I want to know whose name I will hand over hysterically when I am drunk.

15. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand did not move, but it took away our best time.

16, as a child, why do you see everything so thoroughly?

17, there are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people, occasionally cheating corpses and changing epitaphs from time to time.

18, time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed and it is time to be sensible.

19, ask others less why, ask yourself more.

20. Hate me. It doesn't matter, I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

2 1, you have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.

22, don't contact, why do you want to be in a group, it is better to pull black.

23. Don't call me bad. I am more stupid than any of you.

I don't have much warmth. I leave all this to the people who are good to me.

25. How much truth have I told in a joke in my life?

I still love you. Just lack of persistence together.

27. Obviously, only one of you was deleted, but the whole list was empty.

28. I envy Kotaro. He doesn't love his country, but he has the undying love of the wolf.

29. I cried a hundred times just to make you pity me once.

30. They said the Internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true.

3 1, Yue Lao, can you stop holding my hand with inferior red lines? It will break every three to five times.

When will you know that my signature is actually about you?

33. Life is to smile at others and make them smile by the way.

I fell in love with you not because you gave me what I needed, but because you gave me a feeling I had never felt before.

When you point your finger at others, don't forget that there are still three fingers pointing at yourself.

36. I only know when I see through everything. Actually, losing is more practical than having. Let me clean you up.

37, good friends don't need too many, two is enough. One will lend you money and the other will attend your funeral.

I want to be your heart in my next life. At least if I don't jump, you will die.

39. Life is really interesting. To live is to die.

40. Gradually, gradually, some people become cheap.

4 1, don't say, don't listen, don't watch, doesn't mean you really don't care!

42. If you don't belong to yourself, why care?

Give me a bed so that I can sleep till the end of the world.

44. Don't get sick, don't be short of money, don't be immoral if you lack anything, don't be ashamed if you lose anything, and don't miss anything wrong.

Talk about personality

1, bad guys need strength, and scum need taste more. 2. The scenery is far away and life is near.

3, things are different, and some dreams are too perfect.

4. Without dreams, how can you live in the lower class and stubbornly drag out an ignoble existence?

In the gloomy place, the so-called Iraqis have already left quietly.

6. How could you have the heart to leave me and give up the street we walked!

7. I can only love you so much and dedicate my life.

8. Love everyone, trust a few, and live up to no one.

9, a smile, a look, just suddenly miss you.

10, rather than blindly worship others, it is better to admire yourself proudly.

1 1, I already have you in my heart, no matter how good I am, I don't want it.

12, give up all the favor and wait for your uncertain future.

13, even if you can flirt all your life, I can flirt all my life.

14, we separate two cities, but have the same breath.

15, I will try my best to smile until I laugh.

16, even those meteors are just a moment, so are yours?

17, I don't want to touch anyone, I just want someone who won't give up on me.

18, the moment we met, I stood in front of you, just a stranger.

19, how many people believe in love at first sight and how many people are injured.

20. I don't like robbing others all my life, but I won't let what I deserve.

2 1, envy the friendship of four people, not to mention the movies of childhood.

22. The good fortune in my life is not enough to make you like me, only enough to meet you.

23. There is no unforgettable love, only humble love.

24. Who says he is laughing? He must be laughing, but he just doesn't know what to say.

25. As long as you are not reconciled, it is not the time to give up.

26. I don't want to be the first one you love, just want to be the last one you love.

27. Can you not contact her, even if we are not together?

28. Laugh for ten years, and then laugh for two instead of directly killing you.

29. The world is really small. It seems that I don't know who I will meet when I turn around.

30. Tell yourself that there is nothing you can't pass, just stick to it.

3 1. It rained all night, but I can't erase you from my heart.

32. Russia, love, you and seemingly simple words are actually a lifetime.

33. Love at first sight is bullshit. Love yourself and love yourself.

He always thought I didn't care, but he never saw my tears for him.

When I am tired, can you give me a hug without saying anything?

36. I am heartbroken and see my hypocrisy, but I am so humble after being hurt.

37. When I grow up, I suddenly feel that being disappointed by time may be a kind of happiness.

Girl, you don't work hard enough. How can you blame others for losing you?

You can't do it at all, so why cheat a heart that already belongs to you?

40. Non-existent love can't be found, and true love can't be hidden.

4 1, many times, because there is no choice, people tend to take the right path.

42. You know you can't accompany me to the end, so what's the point of struggling now?

43. I have no bright future. I will only live an ordinary and enjoyable life.

44. Youth is like a cruel fairy tale, and jokes are usually staged as a farce.

45. I'm okay, neither bad nor bad, not surprised nor happy, but everything is just right.

46. Whose smile hides tears, whose enchanting dance is popular all over the country, and whose scars are singing.

47. If one day you walk into my heart, you will cry because it is full of you.

48. Love comes and goes, and I have been crazy and hated. Only when you have been hurt will you understand that everything is wrong.

49, is there a person, you have thought about him crying, see him but love to ignore.

50. I am just me, a girl. No one is qualified to judge it.

5 1, as if nothing had happened, turned out to be the best revenge. Live better for yourself.

No matter how good a person is, it is impossible to be perfect. No matter how bad I am, I am unique.

53. Life always brings us countless pains and just wants us to be indestructible.

54. No one in the world can live without him. Suicide is just a coward's behavior.

I gave up everything for you, not for anything else, just to make you fall in love with me.

56, my man, I am love, even if I break up for 3 months or even longer, I still love you.

57. There are only two kinds of people who suffer from insomnia. One is holding a mobile phone in his hand, and the other is having a theater in his head.

58. People without breasts like to squeeze ditches hard. People with big breasts don't bother to show it to others.

59. The withering of leaves and the curtain call of flowers seem to be the tenderest farewell to this bleak season.

60. Ambiguity is like typing. After waiting for a long time, there may still be nothing. .

6 1, the missed scenery is like a broken glass bottle, no matter how hard you try, it can't be saved.

When you plan to start a new business, you can start it when one or two out of ten people agree, so it won't be too late.

Honey, you don't have to change for anyone. If you want to be a better person, please do it for yourself.

64. My sunset sadness is like a melancholy bird, and the melancholy bird flies into my sunset sadness.

65. You will never be lonely, because someone in this world must be trying to get to your side.

66. I'll give you time to see your feelings for me, I'll give you a choice, and I'll give you reasons to persist.

67. Don't cut others easily, because others are watching the fun, but it is yourself who is suffering.

68. Give Russia a chance encounter, but don't give Russia a love, give Russia a love, and give Russia a long time.

69. Teacher, we haven't commented on the mid-term exam paper yet. Can we make an appointment with those people in the same classroom?

Actually, I know you are there, and there is no need to hide it. Invisibility is irony, and I don't have to bother if you don't want to.

7 1. Don't ask me or tell me what I don't want to know, and I don't want to hear it. Remember, this is for your own good.

72. Do you know that I married you at the age of seventeen and gave birth to a lovely daughter? Do you know how much courage I need?

73. You just make me feel so distressed and reluctant. Every time it is obvious that I am wrong, I always blame you.

74. Count the fallen leaves in front of the door and listen to the sound of rain and wading outside the window. This time I remember, are you still wet with rain?

75. What God didn't give me, no matter how tight my fingers are tied, will still leak; For me, no matter how much I miss the past, I will have it.

76. At first I wanted to go, but you weren't allowed. Later, I made sure that you would never leave you. I thought I could swear that I would just let me go.

77. I want to say I still like you. I want to ask if you like me. Wondering what you're thinking. Want to pretend, all the pain. Want to forget, the good past.

78. You seldom use expressions when chatting later. Later, you saved words. Later, the more lively and silent. Not so many people came later. You are just tired.

79. I always like to stop looking for you suddenly and deliberately, to see if you will find me missing, and take the initiative to find me, but every time I find that I can't live without you.

80. People like me are as stubborn as a steel superman, so you don't have to feel bad. People like me can laugh happily by entertaining themselves. Do not be afraid of my pain.

Tell me about funny qq.

1, you have an atomic bomb, and I have rotten eggs. Castle Peak is still there, but it is a little red.

3. Those who destroy will not be destroyed, and those who destroy will not be destroyed.

4, not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless.

5. Let others smell your fart!

6. Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.

7. Bad guys need strength, and scum needs taste more.

8. Once friendship is serious, it is more unforgettable than love.

9. I am not tall, because I have acrophobia!

10, deceiving yourself and fulfilling him is not great at all.

1 1, the poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and the cows work overtime to knock on the computer.

12, the world is the best, and the human feelings are warm and cold.

13, come here, I have a relationship and want to talk to you.

14, it's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

15, the road is rough, and you will yell all your life. That's it. Go on!

16, spring is coming, please control your feelings.

17, how can you be so calm when you have a crush on me!

18, intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

19, I'm just playing fat, not as ugly as you!

Life is too short to laugh while you still have teeth.

2 1, the night before the start of school, the electricity consumption in China will increase linearly.

22, the season of black silk flooding, let us have these thick legs?

Even if you are a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.

24. I envy you for knowing me at a young age.

25. Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me.

26. Why are so many teachers willful in their homework? We accept our fate.

27. Equality between men and women is only verbal. No, you can try it in the ladies' room.

28. I will use my monthly exam results to prove how happy I am on National Day.

29. Turning your face is faster than turning pages. I also understand that the pain is that you don't turn it over.

I don't know what the teacher said there, but it seems very powerful.

3 1, looking at the face of the head teacher made Russia have the urge to drop out of school. What about studying?

32. The lady is an unexplored Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.

When you came to me, I was so excited that I could finish the whole set of broadcast gymnastics.

34. Next semester, I hope the teacher will make my homework unknown, and my homework will not know me.

As long as a woman is strong once, men will expect her to be strong all the time.

36. I'm not stupid, just a little stupid; I am not lazy, but I don't like to move; That's all.

37. The road is long, and I will walk with you, without complaining or frowning.

38. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

39, deskmate, you are so happy, you have one, so so good, deskmate.

40. One day, 10,000 yuan fell from the sky and knocked me out. When I woke up, I gave the money to someone else!

4 1. On that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. What do I realize about satisfaction?

42. Do you know who is the most powerful anti-Japanese hero in history? Correct answer: period!

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

No one can take your place in my heart, because you have no place in my heart at all.

45. I never believe that I can make a wish when I see a meteor. I just want to collect dragon balls in a down-to-earth way.

46. There are always some girls who are men in front of girls and girls in front of men.

47. Life is like playing with angry birds. If you can't pass the customs, you will inevitably be laughed at by the pig head.

48. Come here. There are three words hidden in my heart for a long time. Can you get out!

49. Every time I tell you a lot, you only answer yes. Have you been taking a shit?

50. I tried to give up perfectly, and I was really practical. You left, I left, and you and I separated.

5 1, I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.

52. Will you think of me after a long time and ask yourself why you didn't cherish me at the beginning?

53. If I want to pick up girls wholeheartedly and each person pulls out a pubic hair as a souvenir, I guess I can knit a sweater!

54. I'm so afraid of being blown into others' arms by the typhoon. After all, people like me will definitely not quit.

55. Yesterday someone said I was ugly, so I cried on the spot. I am very sad and distressed, and I became blind at a young age.

56. I go to the province three times a day: where did I put the key? Where did I put my phone? Where did I put my meal card?

57. How does the computer say you are stupid in Chinese? The computer doesn't even know who is stupid.

58. I have fallen. I can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer.

59. I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.

When I left the subway station this morning, the escalator broke down. I was stuck up there for over an hour, so I was late. .

6 1, I gradually found that people are goblins. Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If they catch a leprechaun, they may have a barbecue.

62. Teachers always preach books for so long, books that students haven't read, and books that teachers haven't read after studying for so long.

63. Listening to music with headphones today found that there was no sound on the left. After careful examination, I found that my left ear was deaf. I thought the earphone was broken, which scared me to death.

64. The most romantic story has no ending, and the happiest love has no words, only mutual inner harmony. My love, everything is in silence!

65. Tomorrow is the last day of National Day. Everyone will see the National Day finale, staged by the majority of student dogs: copying seven days of homework in one day.

66. In winter, many girls wear down jackets and leggings, which perfectly explains the profound connotation that fresh milk should be kept warm and ham should be refrigerated.

67. He laughed from the horizontal knife. In fact, he peed his pants, sweated his hands and shivered in his heart. He has a backache and cramps in his legs. He smiled because the knife had no blade.

Honey, I bought you an apple. Oh, honey, I love you so much. Look at those bitches still showing off their millet in front of me. It just sucks.

69. I went to eat noodles the other day and saw peppers under the front table. There happened to be a tin of iron next to me. I didn't look at it, but it fell. I poured a bowl of toothpicks!

70. I eat chocolate while walking. Suddenly a Xiong Haizi upstairs threw cold water on me. I was angry and asked him why he threw it at me. He said that rainy days and chocolate are more suitable.

7 1, met, I can't help but believe that this is fate. I didn't know this until I dreamed. Unable to resist, I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you and me in the cycle of life and death.

72. What part of me do you think is the most beautiful? Man: Your hair is the most beautiful. W: Why? In fact, many people have praised it like this. Because it covers most of your face.

73. Many girls you think can't catch up with are actually not chased at all. Many boys you don't like actually have girlfriends. Many boys you like actually have boyfriends.

74. Chinese is amazing. For example, if you say the same word, it will be considered perfunctory. Saying oh oh is a very positive response. Saying "oh, oh, oh, oh, oh" will be considered bed-calling.

75. I am a boat full of love for you. After the storm, I swam across the dangerous beach and rowed desperately to you. You will always be my anchorage, and you will always be my shelter.

76. I really want to invite you to dinner, but there is no water supply during the day and no electricity at night, so I can't afford to pay and buy white flour. I turned to Allen for help to find the answer: it turned out to be the primary stage of SHZY, and turned back: damn it, it will remain unchanged for a hundred years! Can I invite you to dinner?

77. I remember when I was in middle school, in the mid-term exam, the class teacher came into the classroom with a paper and said the first sentence. I dare not bring a lighter now. Do you know why? Everyone froze, and as a result, he said, I'm afraid I set you all on fire!

78. I met a girl in the game. I took her to upgrade, bought her equipment, bought her a good horse, washed her panda and bought her white hair. But in the end, I found out that he was actually a man, but I didn't suffer. I fucked him anyway!

79, go to the Internet cafe LOL, there are many primary school students next to it, and suddenly someone calls the police, check the ID card! I was nervous and wanted to run. I just woke up and found myself an adult. What a fart! I'm used to playing LOL, and I almost thought I was a primary school student!