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When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I got on the boat and turned myself into a highly educated hooligan.
9. Do you know why you shake your head left and right when tango? B: Not easy. Dancing men and women don't want to be seen, so they look around to see if anyone is coming.
8. Xiao Zhang likes ODA in the office. He often finds opportunities to be gallant and sweet-talk, which makes people feel excited. Xiao Zhang once again expressed his admiration. Oda: "Where did you get so many sweet words?" Oda: "can't you see I'm chewing gum!" " "
7. A good man in the new era: talk more and do less at work, and talk less and do more at home; Talk at work, grovel at home, be a low-key person at work and have high-profile sex at home. hahaha. . .
6. Friends who travel together are called donkey friends, friends who play mahjong together are called horse friends, friends who use cat nets are called cat friends, and friends who eat and drink together all day are called friends who are evil friends. . .
5. Prostitutes are called heads of chickens, stowaways are called heads of snakes, professional recruitment is called headhunters, those who shoot well are called heads of cows, those who shoot badly are called heads of dogs, idiots are called heads of pigs, and girls are called girls, hahaha. . .
The man jumped on the ferry more than 3 meters offshore with the box at a sprint speed of 100 meters, and took a breath and said, God bless, I finally caught up! Then the sailor said, it's amazing, but why don't you wait for the ship to dock before coming up?
Xiao Qiang's father said to Xiao Qiang, "Your boss is not young. You should find a wife and live a good life. " Xiao Qiang said, "I want to, but I just don't know whose wife to find?"
When the beautiful flowers grow up, they leave the childhood grass and marry the handsome and burly tree. The grass asked sadly: Why? Hua replied: Haven't you heard? Now a harmonious society, we should get along with wood!
1. Your honor, I can't live with my wife. She is so rude. She threw a plate at me three years ago! Judge: Why do you file for divorce now? Man: She has been throwing more and more accurately recently!
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