Buddha's Hell Joke

Baijiahao18-06-2116: 53 (text taken from the network)

As we all know, Su Dongpo is a great writer. However, although Su Dongpo is a gifted scholar and knowledgeable, he is not a nerd. In fact, he enjoys life very much and has made many jokes.

For example, he likes eating meat very much. For this reason, he specially developed Dongpo meat, which is known to later generations. Even after spending a long time on this dish, Su Dongpo felt that everything was worth it. Besides eating meat, Su Dongpo also likes bamboo very much. He once said, "I can live without meat and I can't live without bamboo", which shows his leisure. Su Dongpo also has a friend who is a monk. This monk is the famous Fo Yin, and many interesting things happened with Su Dongpo.

Su Dongpo is a scholar and believes in Confucianism. Naturally, he despises Buddhist teachings, and he despises monks. When he heard that there was a famous monk in Jinshan Temple, he was very dissatisfied and planned to meet this monk for a period of time. This monk was Fo Yin. But when he went to Jinshan Temple and chatted with Fo Yin monks, Su Dongpo felt that Fo Yin was not simple. He is a proficient monk and has a unique view on human affairs. Su Dongpo regards monk Fo Yin as a bosom friend and often walks around. But Su Dongpo has always been sociable, and the monks in Fo Yin are a little honest. After drinking, Su Dongpo often advised Fo Yin monks to be secular, which also took advantage of Fo Yin monks.

Once, two people were together again. Su Dongpo is dishonest and wants to set a set for Fo Yin monks to drill. Su Dongpo asked the monk, "What do you think of me?" Fo Yin only praised his friend's inquiry: "I think you are like a Buddha." Su Dongpo was very happy to hear this, but he turned the topic to Fo Yin and laughed at him and said, "Do you want to know what I look like in your eyes? Just like cow shit! " Say that finish, Su Dongpo also smiled, while Fo Yin just smiled without a word, and didn't seem to be angry.

Su Dongpo thought that chess was the best chess, so he spread it around, and it reached the ears of Su Dongpo's sister. Su Xiaomei has always been very clever. When he heard this, he said to his brother, "You are a Zen master with this understanding! Buddhism pays attention to mood. Fo Yin looks at you like a Buddha, which means he has a Buddha in his heart. You look at him like shit, which means you have shit in your heart. " After hearing this sentence, Su Dongpo suddenly froze, understood the reason why Fo Yin smiled without a word, and immediately felt ashamed.

In fact, in our life, there are many people, Su Like Dongpo, who ridicule their friends and only strive to win or lose, while some smart people laugh without saying a word. Think about the story of Su Dongpo and Fo Yin. In fact, when they began to insult others, they had already lost!

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Su Dongpo was a monk in his last life, but he fell in love with the world of mortals because he was not diligent and dirty. He fell in love with lust, broke lust and caution, turned to the world in shame, and the six divisions in the wheel of karma won.

He has a classmate who can't dissuade him. He was afraid that Sue would get lost in the world of mortals in the afterlife and commit a great crime of slandering Buddha, so he followed him. He is the Fo Yin monk mentioned above. So they were bosom friends in the Song Dynasty.

It is said that people can pay back what they owe, and they will never finish it. However, there is basically no way to repay what people owe to God and God. If you owe something, it will lead to karma. If it is too big, it will go to hell or even be destroyed. It is said that the pain of destruction has no concept of time and space, and it is hierarchical until the source of living matter.

Therefore, it is terrible to slander Buddha. I think of a letter from Shaolin, and there are also people who sell sheep's head and dog meat, who take money to run errands, who recite scriptures and sleep with women, and who participate in politics and worry about state affairs. Most of these people are Buddhas, but I think these people are probably ghosts of hell. You enjoy the prosperity of the world, but one day you will be hoarse in the eternal darkness.

We are naked eyes, and there are too many things that we can't see clearly. We should not be conceited in life, but should be awed!