Joke magazine daquan

1. Once upon a time, there was a rich man who was so bored that he couldn't spend all his money and wanted to have some fun. He put a basin on the street and said, if anyone can spit on the basin, I will give him a house. Many people failed in their attempts. At this time, a person vomited a basin full of extra-thick sputum. The rich man was surprised and gave him a house. However, he is still bored. Looking at a basin full of thick phlegm, he had another idea and said, if anyone can drink the thick phlegm in the basin, I will give him two buildings. Everyone feels disgusting, and no one wants to try. At this moment, a beggar came. Without saying anything, he picked up the basin and drank it, only to see him drink it all at once. The rich man was even more surprised and had to give him two buildings. The rich man asked the beggar, and I only took a bite. Why did you drink it all? Aren't you sick? The beggar said, it really makes me sick. I want to take only one bite, but I can't stop biting! !

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Comments: This is heavy enough and really disgusting. Hey, think more when you eat, don't keep biting.

Two beggars are so hungry that they haven't eaten for several days. In addition, they are hungry and cold, hungry and cold. They walked to a toilet. Beggar A suddenly found a pool of filth vomited by others on the ground. Beggar A rushed up in three steps and ate everything on the ground, but he wondered why beggar B didn't rob him. He suddenly felt sick in his stomach. Maybe the food was too cold, so he threw up thinking about it. Passing 18-wheeler, he saw beggar B rushing up and eating the second-hand pool with the fastest speed. Beggar A was very strange and asked B: Why didn't you rob me just now, and now you want to rob me to vomit? The beggar Zhiyi proudly replied: That beach was too cold just now, so I asked you to heat it for me! !

Comments: After eating, don't heat everything. It's unbearable.

A restaurant owner was working when a tramp came in and asked for a toothpick and gave it to him. Another tramp asked for a toothpick, and he gave it to him. Then a third man came in and asked for a toothpick and gave it to him. The fourth came in. The boss said, you must have a toothpick. The tramp said, no, I want a straw. The boss asked: Just now all three asked for toothpicks. Tramp: Yes, someone threw up outside, but the three of them took all the big pieces!

Comment: Well, straws are used less in the future, and this rare thing is used to eating in the future. That's disgusting.

Chimo often flies because of his work, but he is very airsick. Today he got on the plane again, and it didn't take long for him to get sick again! The little sweet potato on the side quickly brought him a plastic bag. The monster powder keeps spitting generously, and it's almost full! The alert sweet potato immediately ran to get another bag. But when she came back, Kimo didn't vomit, but the whole plane vomited! Small sweet potato curious to ask what happened? Chi Mo said, "Ah, just now I saw that everything in the bag was almost full, and you didn't bring a new bag. I was afraid of eating too much, so I drank a little ... "

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Comment: I am dizzy. I don't take such a big brother. Can't wait for the next one.

Some people like the dish "spicy vermicelli pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. "Are they really sold out?" He asked in disappointment. "Sir, really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. " The waiter replied. According to the waiter's instructions, the man saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's food has been eaten almost, but the "spicy vermicelli pot" is still full. The man thought that a gentleman had wasted delicious food, so he went up to the gentleman and pointed to the "spicy vermicelli pot" and politely asked, "Do you want more, sir?" The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. After a while, he swallowed half. Suddenly, he found a little mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole with all its hair. In a fit of nausea, the man vomited all the fans he had eaten back into the casserole. When he had a stomachache there, the gentleman looked at him sympathetically and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it?" I was like this ... "