Walking on the road, suddenly a travel-stained 40-year-old uncle stopped me and said, young man, I think your bones are amazing, and your heaven is full and extraordinary.

Then you kick him away and say, Lao Tzu is the son of the contractor.

Humorous jokes

1. Sister-in-law is the project director of a foreign company. She is a standard strong woman with a busy job. Recently, my nephew's school will hold a parent-teacher conference, and my sister-in-law has no time to attend, so she will let her brother-in-law represent her. As a result, my brother-in-law fell asleep directly in class when the class meeting was held. It was not until his brother-in-law snored loudly that the class teacher called him.

2. Walk the dog in the park after dinner, and suddenly go to the park to go to the toilet. My Hal is obedient, so I asked him to wait for me outside the squat door. After writing, I felt in my pocket and there was no paper. My tissue was put in a small bag on Hal's body. So I opened the door and invited Hal in, ready to reach for the newspaper. At this time, the uncle who cleaned the toilet looked contemptuous: you don't have paper, I do. Why did you call the dog in?

I quit smoking recently. I quit smoking a pack of cigarettes a day, mainly because of the interview that day. My blood pressure is high. After many observations, it is because of smoking. In fact, I personally refuse to quit smoking, but I can't make money at the thought of the interview. I can't afford cigarettes without money. If I can't afford cigarettes, I can only buy a pack of ten-dollar tea and roll it up for smoking. I bought tea and paper anyway.