Collect some childhood jokes?

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy a: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard about A.

Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked it with his finger. ...

Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents ...

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries.

Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear. ...

Teacher: No? Call your parents ...

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

Eating French fries in fear.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

D quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy e: no,

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat?

E hurriedly handed me the French fries with both hands and then took out a lighter. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

I ate it in fear.

Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

F takes out the French fries: No, they are still there. The fire hasn't lit yet. ...

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again.

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

(proudly): Greater China ...

[Scene 8]

Teacher: Have a portion of French fries.

Boy n: Thanks, I won't.

In class, the female teacher asked, "Who said that famous saying' Give me liberty or give me death'?"

"Henry said, Butrick, 1775." Yamamoto, a freshman from Japan, answered.

"Who said' by the people, by the people and for the people'?" The female teacher asked again.

"1863, Lincoln said." Yamamoto replied.

"Exactly! Students, I just answered a Japanese classmate, but the American classmate couldn't answer it. What a pity! " The female teacher lamented.

"Kill the Japanese!" There is a strange cry in the classroom.

"Who said that?" The female teacher glared at the bottom of the platform.

"1945, President Truman said." Yamamoto answered again.

Someone whispered, "This is disgusting ..."

"Who said that?" The female teacher is even more angry.

"199 1, George Bush said when he met with the Japanese Prime Minister." Still Yamamoto answered.

A student patted the table and laughed: "Ha! You are really energetic. "

"1997, Clinton told Lewinsky."

At this time, the whole classroom was in chaos, and a student shouted at Yamamoto: "If you dare to speak again, I will kill you!" "

"200 1, Gary condit told Revy," Yamamoto said.

At this time, the female teacher fainted in anger and the students gathered around. A student said, "Shit, we are in big trouble this time."

"In 2002, arthur anderson said," Yamamoto replied with a smile.