Please give me a super funny joke!

Please give me a super funny joke!

Who has the longest legs among metal, wood, water, fire and earth? The answer is ham (intestine). Please rate it. Can you tell me a super funny joke?

1. Teacher: If you pursue a Chinese girl, what would you treat her to?

Xiao Li: Malatang.

Teacher: Where are the Korean girls?

Xiao Wang: Korean kimchi.

Teacher: Where are the Japanese girls?

Xiao Ming: Mosaic.

Teacher: Get out! ?

2. Teacher: Please tell us your wishes.

Xiao Ming: Go to Shandong Lanxiang to learn excavator.

Teacher: Give me a reason.

Xiao Ming: Dig your ancestral graves.

Teacher: Get out...?

3. Xiao Ming: Teacher, I like you.

Teacher: I don’t like children.

Xiao Ming: I don’t like children either. We don’t have to have children.

Teacher: Get out!

More about bad jokes, please give me a classic and super bad joke

A cat saw a mouse and pounced on it, but the mouse ate the cat. Why? ?

Because there is a song that sings: I can’t tell the difference between a tiger, a mouse, and a fool. Please give me a super funny joke!

Once upon a time, a man was fishing and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: Please let me go, don’t roast me to eat.

The man said: Okay, then let me ask you a few questions.

The squid said happily: You can copy it!

Then the man grilled the squid...

111. A man went to the river to fish...

First he pierced a leaf~ No fish took the bait for a long time, so he changed it to a piece of bread~No fish took the bait for a long time~

He had no choice but to change it for earthworms~No fish took the bait for a long time~~

He was angry Then~ took out 100rmb~~ and threw it into the water~~

"tnnd~~What do you want to eat! Buy it yourself!"

112. One day, Mr. Wang drove home.

Suddenly, a Daiben passed by him. When it passed by him, the driver shouted to him:

"Brother, have you ever driven a Daiben?" After that, " "Whoosh!" It soared far away.

Mr. Wang was very angry and stepped on the accelerator to catch up.

Seeing that he was about to catch up, the driver stuck out his head and shouted at him:

"Brother, have you ever driven a Daben?" Then, "whoosh" disappeared again. .

"Damn, what the hell!" Mr. Wang felt a little better after scolding him, so he stopped chasing.

After driving for a while,

Mr. Wang saw the Mercedes-Benz overturned on the side of the road. He was curious and slowly drove closer.

The driver was pinned under the car and said feebly:

"Brother, have you ever driven a Mercedes-Benz? Do you know where its brakes are?"

113. I once suffered from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered~~~~~~~~

114. An international student was taking a driver's license test in the United States. The road sign in front of him told him to turn left. Not sure, I asked the examiner:

“turn left?”

Answer: “right”

So... I failed..

115. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping off the 5th floor. He bled a lot and turned into a red bean. He kept bleeding and turned into a soybean. The wound became scarred and finally turned into a black bean.

116. Xiao Ming had his hair cut, and when he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiao Ming, your hair looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt aggrieved and ran outside to cry.

Crying and crying, he flew up...

117. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked...

118. Little One day the penguin asked his grandma, "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asked his father again, "Dad, daddy, am I a penguin?" Yes, you are a penguin, what’s wrong?” “But, why do I feel so cold?”

119. A pair of corns fell in love...

So they decided to get married. …

On the wedding day…

One corn couldn’t find the other corn…

This corn asked the popcorn next to him: Have you seen our home? Is there any corn?

Popcorn: Honey, is she wearing a wedding dress...

120. In music class, the teacher played a piece by Beethoven

Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hua: "Do you know music?"

Xiao Hua: "Yes"

Xiao Ming: "Then do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."

121. Two people fell into a trap. The dead are called dead people, and what are the living people called?

A : Call for help!

122. Someone looked like a sweet potato and fell while walking...

123. Question: What are you afraid of cloth and paper?

Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing.

Reason: Don’t be afraid of ten thousand (cloth), just be afraid of something unexpected (paper).

124. One day there was a mother-in-law riding in a car...

Halfway through the ride, she didn’t know the road anymore...

The mother-in-law beat the driver with a stick*** said: Where is this?

Driver: This is my ***…..

125. An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea, but it turned into a tea egg; an egg went to swim in the Songhua River , turned into a preserved egg; an egg ran to Shandong, turned into a Lu (stewed) egg; an egg was homeless, turned into a pheasant egg; an egg accidentally fell on the road An egg fell to the ground and turned into a missile; an egg ran into someone's yard and turned into an atomic bomb; an egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and turned into a hydrogen bomb; an egg got sick and turned into a hydrogen bomb An egg got married and turned into a nuke; an egg ran into a river and swam and turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg ran into flowers and turned into a heroine; an egg rode on a horse A horse, holding a knife, turns out to be Danma Dan; an egg is female, but it looks ugly, and turns into a dinosaur egg; an egg is male, and his wife is committing adultery with other eggs outside. As a result, he turned into a bastard; an egg...

126. The host asked: Can cats climb trees? Eagle's quick answer: Yes! Moderator: Give an example! The eagle was in tears: That year, when I was asleep, the cat climbed up the tree...and then there were owls...

127. Two dung beetles discussed the welfare lottery. A said: I want to win the jackpot. Buy all the toilets within a 50-mile radius and eat enough every day! B said: You are too vulgar! If I win the jackpot, I will take care of a living person and eat fresh food every day!

128. why the chicken cross the street

Answer to get another side

129. Teacher: "You are finally here! Why didn't you come to class yesterday?" "

Student: "Because...because, my mother fell down the stairs..."

Teacher: "Oh! So, my mother was injured, so you didn't come."

"

Student: "No...my dad was injured..."

Teacher: "Why did your dad get hurt when your mom fell down the stairs?" "

Student: "Because...my dad has a woman outside..."

Teacher: "What?" ..What does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs? ”

Student: “Because they were fighting...my mother fell down and it was fine, but my father was injured by my mother.” ”

Teacher: “Oh... So you didn’t come to class because you sent your father to the hospital? ”

Student: “No...it was a woman outside who sent my dad there.” ”

Teacher: “Then why didn’t you come to class?” "

Student: "Because I overslept..."

Teacher: "What does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs! ? "

Student: "No, I...I just mentioned it by the way..."

130. One hazy night...

A group of girls from a school The students were playing Die Xian in the dormitory, and suddenly

they couldn't stop screaming!

The seniors upstairs hurried into their dormitory

and were shocked to see it! The plates on their table were spinning at an extremely fast speed

The speed was astonishing and shocking

"Oops! What have you done? "

The seniors realized something was wrong and asked hurriedly

"Ara..." the seniors said

"Ala just asked how fast it can turn. …? ”

131. A: What is that person doing?

B: He is shaking.

A: Why is he shaking?

B: He is cold.

A: Oh, it turns out that you are not cold if you shiver.

A: ...

132. There is a banana. The husband and his girlfriend were on a date. They were walking on the street. The weather was very hot. Mr. Banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down...

133. A sausage was locked in In the refrigerator

I felt very cold, then I looked at the other one beside me, felt a little comforted, and said: "Look at you, you are frozen like this, your whole body is covered with ice! "As a result, Nagen said: "I'm sorry, I'm a popsicle. ”

134. Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who played ball for a long time. He said: I am so tired, I feel like my whole body has softened...

135. This diver's movements were very difficult. He did a triple turn, a triple front flip, a triple half flip and a back flip.

136. One day, Zorro met his mistress. The mistress asked Zorro: "What if my husband comes back?"

"Zorro said: "It's okay, if your husband comes back, I will jump out of the window, and my horse will pick me up below. "

The mistress said: If you hear three knocks on the door, it means that my husband is back.

Zorro said: I know. After a while, it started to rain. Suddenly there was a There were three knocks on the door. It was too late, but it was too late. Zorro jumped out of the bed and jumped out of the window in a blink of an eye. Seeing that Zorro had left, his mistress went to open the door. /p>

She saw a horse standing in front of the door and said to her: "Tell Zorro that it is raining outside and I will wait for him in the corridor. ”

137. Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiao Cai. He was left alone all night and became sour~~~~~~

138. There was a man who was as nervous as a plane and walked around. It flew away

There was a person who looked like chocolate, and he was eaten as he walked

There was a person who looked like a lightbulb, and it lit up as he walked

There is a person named Xiaohua, and he is picked off by others as he walks

There is a person named Coke, and he is drunk by others as he walks

139.MM is looking for Lost my way in college. Met a gentle professor.

MM: Excuse me, how can I get to the university?

Professor: Only by studying hard can you go to college.

140. Every time I see you wearing trousers...

There will be an indescribable feeling in my heart,

That is...

Wrap the radish in plastic wrap!!!

141. Man: I really love you, please be my girlfriend!!

Woman: But I have no feelings for you at all!!

Man: Well, tell me what is wrong with me and I will change it!!!

Woman: Then you go first Tell me what's good about me and I'll change it!!!

142. The director and the section chief *** were riding in the elevator. The director farted and said to the section chief: You farted! The section chief said: I didn't do it. Soon after the section chief was dismissed, the director said at the meeting: You can't even take on such big things, so what's the use of you?

143. In fact, the Olympic mascot should be designed as "a million troops crossing the river", with one million pieces in different shapes. If you want to buy them, you have to buy 1 million pieces at a time. If you want to buy one, you have to buy one million pieces. Lost the collection value, made a lot of money...

144. Miss: It’s hard to do business now!

Boss: Why?

Miss: "Bird flu..."

145. A woman trembled when she encountered a robber: "I am from XX. I just graduated and haven't found a job. I really don't have one." Money..."

After hearing this, the robber cried bitterly, "Sister, I am also from XX. Take your student ID card. The one who robbed you in front of you is XX. Don't worry, Allah will never rob your own people. !”

You can freely replace the XX of 145 with the name of your school or unit………….

146. Ask the canteen: It’s cold, what kind of food is helpful? Keep warm?

Answer: Eating some cotton will help keep warm~~~~~~~

147. I want to have sex with my girlfriend, but my girlfriend says it’s not possible without taking a shower, so she promised to wash the area in cold weather. "Sex." After washing, my girlfriend said very shyly: "My dear, you are so lazy, wash with me wherever you go..." I fainted after hearing this, I just brushed my teeth~~~ (a very taboo joke)

PS: Minors please skip this joke...

148. A blind beggar was begging on the street wearing sunglasses.

A drunk man came over and felt sorry for him, so he threw a hundred yuan to him.

After walking for a while, the drunk man turned around and happened to see the blind man facing the sun to distinguish the authenticity of the hundred-dollar bill.

The drunk man came over and took back the money and said: "You fucking don't want to live anymore, how dare you lie to me!"

The blind beggar looked aggrieved and said: "Brother, I'm so sorry. I'm here to check it out for a friend who is blind and went to the toilet. In fact, I am mute."

"Oh, that's it," so the drunk man threw down the money and shook it again. Staggering away...

149. Bird flu - it's all caused by "the shit from the sky"!!!

There are two types of people who have a high chance of getting bird flu. ——1. "Beasts"; 2. People who are "worse than animals"...

150. If you make trouble, I will send you to the school hospital!!!

151. GDP grows as fast as a beard, and wages grow as slowly as eyebrows!

152.A: Hey, how did you learn to smoke?

B: I learned it when Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit~

C: Do you know why Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit?

AB: I don’t know!

C: Because Adam doesn’t have a cigarette! (Hint: homophones for the same word)

153. A man has just been abandoned by his girlfriend, and he happens to see his ex-girlfriend flirting with her new love on the street. The more he sees, the more angry he becomes, and he wants to humiliate them.

So he politely came forward to say hello, and said to his girlfriend Xinhuan with disdain: "You don't mind the second-hand goods I have used!" Just when he was proud of his creativity, his ex-girlfriend laughed and said: "Every inch on the outside is old, but everything on the inside is brand new!"

154. In a season like this, can you be my bird flu?

155. Warmly celebrate the year-end rebate promotion in our school cafeteria!

I only won the participation prize - 50 cents coin, but I found it in the dish!

156. Second-hand college high-mathematics textbooks are for sale, 90% new, with transcripts to prove it!

157. When we broke up, she gave me a kiss, and the feeling was as real as the People’s Daily...

158. I just saw something like this on the top of my senior sister’s computer screen News scroll bar thing, the text on it goes by very fast.

I’m curious to ask: Is this a lyric?

Sister: Yes!

Sister: Why does it go by so fast? Didn't even see it clearly!

Senior Sister: It belongs to Jay Chou!

There is a man who looks like a dumpling, and he gets wrapped up while walking...

160. Wife: I am really blind and will only marry you if I step on dog shit.

Husband: I am so blind that I will only marry you if I step on shit.

Shit: I’m so unlucky! As I lay there, I was stepped on by both of you...

161. One day I was visiting the snack street...

I found a shop selling egg tarts...

Each one looks very delicious. I want to buy one to try...

I asked the clerk: "Are these sold individually?"

The clerk: "No. , this is from Japan”~~~~~~

162. College Entrance Examination Chemistry Question: A and B can transform into each other, B can produce C in boiling water, C can be oxidized into D in the air, D has The smell of rotten eggs, what are A, B, C, and D?

My answer: A is chicken, B is raw egg, C is cooked egg, and D is of course rotten egg!

163. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Because of the eraser (bad eraser).

164. Question: What is that thing with three heads and one foot?

Answer: A monster with three heads and one foot!

165. When the ant went to the desert, why didn’t he leave his footprints on the sand, but only a line?

Answer: Because it rides a bicycle!

The ant came home from the desert. He did not notify anyone, but his family knew that he was back! Why!

Answer: Saw his bicycle parked downstairs...

166. One day a female drug addict was caught at the police station, and the police saw a tattoo on her hand. Just ask her why you tattooed your boyfriend's name on your hand. Is his name Xiaoliang...ah...is it? Tell me, tell me...if he takes drugs... Tell me quickly

I saw the female drug addict raised her head with angry eyes

and said to the police

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This is hate...

This story tells Allah... After getting the tattoo, it is best not to gain weight again -_-!!

167 .A steamed bun was walking on the road. He was hungry, so he went to eat, and then he turned into a steamed bun.

A bun eats too much and gets diarrhea, and then he turns into a steamed bun.

A steamed bun was walking on the road, and there was a car accident, and he turned into a biscuit.

A bun was walking on the road and there was a car accident, and he turned into a sandwich biscuit...

168. Daming’s wife is about to give birth

Daming is in the delivery room Waiting anxiously outside

Suddenly, Daming heard a "wow" sound

After that, a nurse came out holding his child

Daming quickly asked who it was Male or female

The nurse said: "Guess"

"Male?"

"No."

"Female ?"

"You are so smart, you guessed it in two seconds."

169. One day, Xiaomei and her boyfriend were driving, and the car was almost gone. She was running out of gas, and there happened to be a gas station nearby. As she was driving past, a sudden gust of wind blew her boyfriend's hat away.

Xiaomei's boyfriend said to her:

"I'm going to pick up the hat, you help me."

As soon as her boyfriend ran away, he heard Xiaomei shouted behind him:

"Come on! Come on!"

170. When a woman applied for a job, her boss asked: "How many children do you have?"

p>

She replied: "Five."

The boss asked: "Then what are their names?"

She replied: "Xiaoming, Xiaoming, Xiaoming , Xiaoming, Xiaoming."

The boss asked: "They are all called Xiaoming, so what do you do when you want to ask them to eat?"

She said: "That's very simple. As long as I call Xiaoming, they will all come."

The boss asked again: "But what if you only want to call a specific child?"

She said, "Then. It’s easier, I just need to call him by his last name.”

171. He was in a car accident and the car hit his head.

He was in a coma for two days and finally woke up. Come over.

When he opened his eyes, his wife was beside him.

He held his wife's hand and said sincerely:

"When I was a college student, I often took make-up exams. At that time, you were by my side."

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"When I failed all the interviews, you were by my side and cut out the job advertisements for me to apply for...

And when I was finally in charge of a very important contract, I But I messed it up because of a small mistake, and you were still by my side."

"Then I found a job again after being unemployed for a while, but I was never promoted, and my efforts were not good. Being recognized,

So my position is the same as when I first joined the company, and you are still by my side..."

His wife listened to his confession, with tears in her eyes.

"Now I am in a car accident. When I wake up and find that you are still with me, I have something to tell you..."

She approached the bed and hugged her The husband sobbed with emotion. Then, the husband said:

I think...you are the one who brought me down..."

So cold

1 A female colleague was eating ice cream, and a male colleague said to her: “Can I take a photo of you intoxicated and post it on Weibo?

She said: "Okay!" But remember to mosaic. ． ． The next day, she angrily went to her male colleague and said, "Who asked you to mosaic the ice cream!" ”

2 I accidentally discovered that my phone actually has airplane mode. This Coke spoiled me. I turned on airplane mode, breathed a sigh of relief, and threw it into the sky. Guess what? It actually fell down and the screen broke!

There was a toothpick once! He was walking on the road and suddenly saw a hedgehog passing by and said: Bus! (Not for copying.) Super funny joke

A newlywed couple hurriedly rolled around on the bed for the first time. After half an hour, they were exhausted and sweating profusely. ! They stood up and said in unison! What! Didn’t you say that sex is very bad?

Little Tiger asked Tutu with a red face: "Can I eat you?" Tutu thought it was quite funny and said, "Is this your first time eating animals?" The little tiger was even more embarrassed and said, "Yes, my mother is not at home. I used to drink milk." "

Doctor: You can't eat after 7 o'clock tonight, and you can't drink water after 8 o'clock. Xiao Ming: Is it okay to swallow saliva? Doctor: You can only swallow your own. Xiao Ming: .........

The wood smiled and said to the fire, "Hold me," and the wood disappeared happily. The fire cried, and the fire also went out...

The little bad wolf was born to be vegetarian, and the big bad wolf The parents were very worried about this, but there was nothing they could do. One day, they saw the little gray wolf chasing a little white rabbit frantically. The second wolf was very happy, thinking that it had returned to its wild nature.

Unexpectedly, the little gray wolf stepped forward and grabbed the little white rabbit and said: "Rabbit, hand over the carrot to me!"

A peach was walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, I My heart is so hard!

A walnut was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "My face is so thick!"

A Coke can was walking on the road. I felt very bored while walking, and suddenly I said, I feel so coke!

A heater was walking on the road, and it helped passers-by. As I was walking, I suddenly said, "I am so enthusiastic!"

A key was walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "I am Qu Yuan!" I will go up and down and ask for a lock!

An electric meter was walking on the road. As I was walking, I suddenly said, "I am a scholar!" People are searching for him thousands of times!

A tadpole was walking on the road. As he walked, he met another tadpole. As he walked, he suddenly said, "We are not QQ!"

A Hawthorn got married and was walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "My face is so red!"

A divorced hawthorn was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "My heart is so sad!"

A lighter was walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "My stomach is full of anger and I want to get angry!"

A cockroach was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "I am strong!"

A thimble was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "I'm thimble!"

An ice cream cone was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "I'm cold!"

A spider was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, I still want to crawl on the web!

A fish was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, I like to dive every day!

A Guan Yu was walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "I am riding a thousand miles alone!"

An eagle was walking on the road. As he walked, he met a bear. As he walked, he suddenly said, "We are acting as eagles and bears!"

A compass was walking on the road. As I was walking, I suddenly said, why can’t I find north?

An earthworm was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "Why can't I find my legs?" 50 super cold jokes

1. There was a fat man...

Jumped from the top of the 20th floor...

The result became...

Damn Fatty!!

2. Two tomatoes were crossing the road, and a car was passing by. One of them couldn’t dodge and was crushed, and the other tomato pointed and was squashed. The tomato laughed and said: Dig hahaha, ketchup...

3. A male deer walked, faster and faster, and finally it turned into a highway (deer)!! !!

There was a duck named Xiao Huang. One day he was hit by a car, and he yelled: "Quack!" From then on, he became a cucumber!!

4. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met on the street. Why didn’t they say hello? (Assume

they can talk)

Because... …………..

Because……………………

Because they are not familiar with each other~~~~~~~~

5. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and then asked him: "Tell me, where are you from? If you don't tell me, I will electrocute you!" The college student replied to the enemy and was killed. Electrocuted to death...

He said: "I am from Radio and TV University!"

A classmate of Xiamen University went out once and was also caught by the enemy! The enemy also tied him to a telephone pole and said: "Back then, when we asked a man which school he was from, he yelled that he was from TV University, and then we electrocuted him to death - if you didn't say it, you would suffer the same fate. "My classmate said: I am from Xiamen University...

6. After a party, a group of animals rushed into the 7-11 convenience store to buy something. They were all beaten by the clerk because they were too noisy. He came out, but the lamb was left alone in the store. May I ask why?

Convenience stores are open 24 hours a day…

...

7. There are two kinds of people I hate the most: one is racial discrimination; the other is black people;

The third one is illiterate!

8. Once upon a time, there was a horse! It fell into the sea while running.

So, it turned into a "seahorse"!

Another horse friend of this horse went to find the horse that fell into the sea, but ended up falling into the river. Later, he became a "hippopotamus".

The third horse is a white horse. In order to find two missing friends, it came to the city with chaotic traffic.

It was run over by several cars in succession, causing several black stripes to appear on its body.

As a result, it turned into a "zebra"!

In order to find the companions of the first three, the fourth horse came to a factory one day and was transformed into an "iron horse".

But later, those horses still couldn't escape the fate of being eaten, and they were all turned into "sand horses". The rampage spread, and all the horses were not spared, creating a horseless world...

Then, after seeing this joke, a group of people couldn't help but say: "Holy shit, it's so cold."

9. One day, a black poop saw a white poop.

The black poop asked: Why are you so white and beautiful?

Bai Shi was very angry after hearing this!

He said: I am not a poop! I am ice cream!!!

10. One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend. ． He kept crying and crying. ． ． ． Very sad and kept crying. ． ． result. ． ． he. ． ． hair. ． ． bud. ． ． Yes. ． ．

11. One day when Jesus had nothing to do, he went to the entrance of heaven and wandered around.

He saw an old man queuing there who looked very familiar. It seemed to be his father Joseph~

But he was not sure~ so Jesus decided to go over and talk to him.

"Hello, old gentleman, what is your name?"

The old gentleman said, "My name is Joseph."

Jesus Think, huh? My father’s name is also Joseph~

But he still wasn’t sure~~ So Jesus asked again: “Old sir, what did you do when you were alive?”

“I He's a carpenter," the old gentleman replied.

Jesus was surprised and thought what a coincidence! My father is also a carpenter.

Jesus continued to ask: "Excuse me, old gentleman, has your son's hands and feet been nailed with nails?"

The old gentleman looked at him in surprise and said, "Why did you I know."

Jesus had tears streaming down his face. He knelt down and cried, "Oh, Father, because I am your son!"

The old gentleman also He started to shed tears, looked at Jesus and said:

.. "So it's you...little puppet~~~"

12. The story took place in China a long time ago,

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After playing the guessing game with scissors, rock and paper all afternoon

they went home together and walked...

Shitou noticed something falling on the roadside. An oil lamp, just like Aladdin's magic lamp

He picked it up curiously and brushed off the dust on it

Suddenly, white smoke came out of the bottle of the magic lamp.

A divine dragon slowly emerged from the white smoke.

But the divine dragon was dry and a little malnourished

He spoke: "Who is it? "You let me out?" Weakly

Shitou said: It was me who let you out

Shenlong: "Oh...ahem...Then I can give you a wish... ”

Shitou: “Ah...there’s only one, isn’t there three?”

Shenlong: “I’m sorry...because I’m a half-hearted Shenlong...if you don’t want to, just pull me down...”

Shitou: "Okay... then... can you make the three of us adults? We are tired of playing guessing games every day."

Shenlong: "Oh... I'll give it a try...but maybe only one of them can succeed...because I'm a half-hearted Shenlong..."

Shenlong coughed a few times and spit on the three of them respectively

The three people gradually began to be shrouded in white smoke, and the dragon also gradually disappeared in the Three-Character Sutra

When the white smoke dissipated...

Rocks are still rocks, scissors are still scissors, Only cloth is no longer cloth, cloth has successfully transformed into a human!

When one family was happy and two were sad,

Someone happened to be passing by and saw this scene,

so he recorded it,

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This man is Mencius.

He wrote:

…………….

The cloth was successful and became a human being.

13. A man met God one day...

God suddenly became kind and planned to give that person a wish...

God asked...

Do you have any wishes...

The man thought about it...

I heard that cats have 9 lives...

Please give me your wish... Give me 9 lives...

God said...

Your wish comes true...

One day, that person was bored...

I wanted to just die...

Anyway, I have 9 lives

Just lying on the railroad tracks...

In the end, a car The train passed...

The man was still dead...

Why is this?

Because there are 10 carriages in that train...

14. A candy, walking in the North Pole, felt that it was so cold - so it turned into rock candy! !!

A cabbage took off its clothes while walking, and finally it was gone...

A black cat rescued a white cat from the river, you know What did the white cat say to the black cat later?

It said: Take a look~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

15. Wolf, tiger and Who among the lions will definitely be eliminated when playing the game? Wolf

Because: Momotaro (eliminating the wolf)

Rogue =?

= Rogue Rabbit (TWO)—— —

—–Xiaobai Xiaobai==Little White Rabbit

16. The glass cup and the coffee cup were crossing the road together, and suddenly someone shouted: The car is coming!

As a result, the glass was hit by a car, but the coffee cup was fine. May I ask why?

Coffee cups have ears!

I really can’t make up 50, please give me 3 super cold jokes

1. A steamed bun got drunk and vomited on the roadside, and ended up spitting out a steamed bun... 2. I want to say four sentences to you. This sentence, plus the previous sentence, I have finished. 3. Xiao Ming’s father has three sons, the eldest is called Da Mao, the second is called Ermao, what is the name of the third? You will definitely say Sanmao, hehe~ wrong, Xiao Ming! How is it swollen? Looking for some super classic bad jokes

1. I have been your friend for so long, and you have always cared about me, but I often cause you trouble. I really don’t know how to repay you... So. ..In the next life, you will be a cow or a horse...I will definitely pull grass for you to eat... 2. I miss you very much, but I’m embarrassed to call you. I’m afraid you’re busy, I’m afraid you’ll ignore me, I’m afraid you’ll think I’m harassing you. I really want to contact you, but... the phone bill is really expensive. Please call me. ! ---Old guerrilla 3. If you were a shooting star, I would pursue you. If you were a satellite, I would wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Unfortunately... you are an orangutan~ I can only see you in the zoo!! Alas. .What a pity! 4. I'm so confused right now... I don't know what I'm thinking... My mind is almost annoyed to death... I really don't know what to do?... Can you tell me... I really don't know Should I eat dry noodles or Ah Q bucket noodles? ---Old guerrilla 5. Thank you for being with me when I was most frustrated, and for helping me when I needed help the most. I can't express it enough in words. I just want to tell you: "No good thing has happened to me since I met you! You really help me." Bad!" ---Old guerrilla