Do you have any funny jokes?

1. Being your friend for so long, you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you.

You ... so ... be cattle and horses in your next life ... I will definitely pull up grass for you to eat. ...

I miss you very much, but I'm sorry to call you. I'm afraid you're busy, ignore me and think I'm harassing you. Really.

I'd love to contact you, but … the phone bill is really expensive. Please call me!

Old guerrilla

3.

If you were a meteor, I would chase you,

If you were a satellite, I would wait for you.

If you were a star, I would fall in love with you.

You,

Unfortunately ... you are an orangutan ~ I can only see you in the zoo! ! Oh, what a pity! !

I'm so confused now. I don't know what I was thinking. ..

My mind is bored to death .. I really don't know how.

Do it. ..

Can you tell me ... I really don't know whether to eat Regan Noodles or Ah Q bucket noodles!

Old guerrilla

Thank you for being by my side when I was most frustrated and giving me a helping hand when I needed help most. There are thousands of words.

Endless complaints,

I just want to tell you: "since I met you, nothing good has happened!" You are a loser! 」

Old guerrilla

6. I'm sorry I texted you so late ~ ~

If it bothers you ~ ~ I'll tell you here ~ ~

Serves you right ~ ~ Who told you to go to bed earlier than me ~ ~ ~ Hehe! !

7.

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart.

Falling in love with you is my happy choice.

Having you ~ is my most precious wealth ~ ~ stepping on the red carpet ~ is my eternal motivation

The person you love forever is you.

Unfortunately ~ I sent it to the wrong person

Because of you, I believe in fate.

Maybe all this is predestined, pulling us together,

Now I really want to say ...

What evil did I do in my last life!

9. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to eliminate all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance!

Hurry up and pack your things, go out and take shelter, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You're welcome.

10. God saw your desire and created water;

God saw that you were hungry and created rice.

God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me;

However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

1 1. If it is stipulated that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you.

Till death do us part, I have no regrets! But there are no rules ... then forget it!

12. It is a happy thing to miss you!

Nice to meet you!

Loving you is what I will always do!

Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing!

But I lied to you, and it just happened! Ha ha!

13. The phone is ringing, which means I am thinking of you!

Two voices mean I like you!

Three voices mean I love you!

When the seventh sound rings … damn it, I really need to talk to you, so don't answer the phone!

14. According to statistics, more than 99.9% people who look like pig heads use thumb buttons to read short messages! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late. Pig head!

hahaha

15.

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away; I wrote your name on the beach, but it was washed away by the sea; I wrote your name in every corner … fuck, I was taken away by the police!

16. If it's a mistake to look good … then I'm all wet. If loveliness is a crime ... I have committed a heinous crime.

It's hard to be a man! ... you'll be fine ~ Yes, you're not guilty ... I envy you.

17. When the white clouds float by, it is the trace that I miss you; That's how I miss you when the sun shines. When the rain falls, it is proof that I miss you. When there is thunder and lightning, I will pray to God that you are hit ... ha-@-ha-

18. If incense burned for one year can meet you, incense burned for three years can know you, and incense burned for ten years can cherish you.

For the happiness of my next life, I am willing to ... convert to Christianity,