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Pupils telling jokes in talent shows
When I was in junior high school, I forgot to bring my test paper and asked for leave to get it. But the road was boring, so I found a classmate who loved beauty the most and didn't like learning the most. I told him that we should skip class and play. He said where to go, and I said to my house. He went home by bus with me without much thought. He asked me if the class teacher found out, it would be terrible. I just smiled and didn't answer. Speaking of destination, I will give you a surprise. I said come home, do you want to know the surprise? He said excitedly, of course, of course. I said I asked for leave. . .
3. A friend's child goes to primary school, and the teacher asks him to draw. The first three pictures show that the pig got lost. Mother pig looked for the pig and found it later. Let's draw the fourth picture. According to our idea, the children must draw a picture of mother pig and pig living happily together, but I don't know ... The children drew a bonfire with two roast pigs on it. ...
4. Math teacher: "You are so stupid that your IQ is negative. My IQ is 100 times of yours! " ! ! 」
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