8 jokes about the workplace

1, people in the workplace want KFC (willing to work hard and get opportunities), McDonald's (working hard and working) and Pizza Hut (sure to win customers).

The bank manager hired an ugly man with crooked eyes, crooked nose and crooked ears as a cashier, which surprised everyone. The manager explained: If he absconded with money, it would be easy for us to state his outstanding features on the wanted notice.

Xiao Wang is responsible for the recruitment of the company. Recently, the company will recruit a group of employees. Xiao Wang asked candidates to fill in the personal data form. The next day, when Xiao Wang looked at the registration form, he found that one of them had written "melon face" on his political face, and he burst into tears on the spot.

Although I just want to be a coolie, I have to dress up before I can find a job in the talent market! You can't make a fool of yourself in public. So I wore a suit and tie, polished my shoes and went on my way. When I arrived at the talent market, I saw a sea of people, which was impenetrable. I didn't squeeze in, thinking, "With my conditions, finding a coolie is also a piece of cake!" " "So I waited and waited, and the sun went down, and no one came to recruit me. It's almost hopeless At this time, a man came quickly, and I quickly adjusted my hair. As long as he asks, I will agree to whatever conditions. He came over and said only one sentence: "boss, do you want to recruit a coolie?" "

5. It's gray and wild. I'm busy with my work every day, I'm in a panic every day, and I'm worried at night. Except that the company is a bed, people are lonely, my heart is cold, and I always think about the year-end bonus. The wind is raging and the moon is bright. My buddy is definitely better than me.

6. The general manager of a certain group lectured: "You only lie and brag all day, and there is no truth. What can you do except let you be laid off? " Trainee: "then let me go to the advertising department!" "

7. Three obedience and four virtues in the workplace. Obey the boss, obey the money, obey the rules; Work hard, eat dead cats, suffer indignities and talk.

8. At the end of the year, the manager held a staff meeting: colleagues worked hard for a year, and the company decided to raise wages in disguise. Everyone was very excited, and the manager added: I used to deduct one hundred for being late, but now I will deduct fifty. Whoever is late will take advantage in the future.

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