Dear seniors who study Arabic, do you have any jokes in Arabic?

"Honey, I can't sleep. Tell me a story. " Husband: "All right. A long time ago, a young man went to the Arabic Department to study Arabic. Arabic verbs can be divided into past verbs, present verbs, imperative verbs, transitive verbs, intransitive verbs, active verbs, passive verbs, complete verbs and incomplete verbs from different angles ... "My wife fell asleep before she finished. The next day, my wife lost sleep again, so my husband said, "Arabic nouns can be divided into:" simple nouns, compound nouns, rigid-tailed nouns, soft-tailed nouns, original nouns, derived nouns, single nouns, compound nouns ... "My wife fell asleep again before she finished the topic. .