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Do you remember which lyrics we misheard in those years?
1. Liang Xu-red dress
There is nothing to say, we are pretending to each other, your phone is still ringing, and someone has asked you to go somewhere next time.
Misunderstanding version: "plum blossom makeup, we give each other betrothal gifts, your fireworks are still ringing, it has been raining for a long time, who told me to go somewhere?"
2. Lu
Every night when I think of my mother's words, tears are flashing.
Wrong version: Grandpa remembered his mother's words, and his tears sparkled with him.
I have felt sorry for this child since I was a child. My mother was a Red Army and died for her country, so my grandfather remembered her words and shed tears for you!
3. Jeff Chang Shin-Che Shenche-"Love is like the tide"
My back hurts.
Wrong version: like honeycomb briquette
I can't figure it out every time I listen to it, and then I look up the lyrics. Does my back hurt?
4. Elva Hsiao-"The Title Song of Love"
Original: So you are my title song.
Wrong version: so you are my brother pig.
I always thought this was the climax of Song of Pigs!
5. Stephanie-"Magic"
There is a red dot in the middle of the eyebrow and the veil covers the face.
Wrong version: There is a red dot in the middle of eyebrows, and underwear covers your face.
This is a song with flavor!
6. Cai Qin-"Like your tenderness"
Like your gentleness.
Wrong version: killing your tenderness
What, listening to a song puts my life in danger?
7. Cao Meng-"Forget samba"
Original: Dance samba together
Wrong version: a group of March 8 dances
Will you be beaten?
8. Zhao Yonghua-the most romantic thing.
The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you.
The most romantic thing I can think of is selling computers with you.
9. Jay Chou-"Fireworks Easy to Cold"
Original: There is a lot of rain, and the vegetation in my hometown is deep.
Wrong version: there is a lot of rain, and the autumn trousers are deep.
Jay Chou and born to die!
10. The ending song of Love of the Gods
You and I are both passers-by in a hurry.
Wrong version: you and I are in a hurry to receive guests.
Oh, my God. Did I reveal something?
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