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Do you remember which lyrics we misheard in those years?

I don't know if you have noticed that some songs of some singers are particularly easy to be misunderstood because of unclear articulation or inaccurate tone! Played a lot of jokes. Today, let's take stock! What are the wrong lyrics!

1. Liang Xu-red dress

There is nothing to say, we are pretending to each other, your phone is still ringing, and someone has asked you to go somewhere next time.

Misunderstanding version: "plum blossom makeup, we give each other betrothal gifts, your fireworks are still ringing, it has been raining for a long time, who told me to go somewhere?"

2. Lu

Every night when I think of my mother's words, tears are flashing.

Wrong version: Grandpa remembered his mother's words, and his tears sparkled with him.

I have felt sorry for this child since I was a child. My mother was a Red Army and died for her country, so my grandfather remembered her words and shed tears for you!

3. Jeff Chang Shin-Che Shenche-"Love is like the tide"

My back hurts.

Wrong version: like honeycomb briquette

I can't figure it out every time I listen to it, and then I look up the lyrics. Does my back hurt?

4. Elva Hsiao-"The Title Song of Love"

Original: So you are my title song.

Wrong version: so you are my brother pig.

I always thought this was the climax of Song of Pigs!

5. Stephanie-"Magic"

There is a red dot in the middle of the eyebrow and the veil covers the face.

Wrong version: There is a red dot in the middle of eyebrows, and underwear covers your face.

This is a song with flavor!

6. Cai Qin-"Like your tenderness"

Like your gentleness.

Wrong version: killing your tenderness

What, listening to a song puts my life in danger?

7. Cao Meng-"Forget samba"

Original: Dance samba together

Wrong version: a group of March 8 dances

Will you be beaten?

8. Zhao Yonghua-the most romantic thing.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you.

The most romantic thing I can think of is selling computers with you.

9. Jay Chou-"Fireworks Easy to Cold"

Original: There is a lot of rain, and the vegetation in my hometown is deep.

Wrong version: there is a lot of rain, and the autumn trousers are deep.

Jay Chou and born to die!

10. The ending song of Love of the Gods

You and I are both passers-by in a hurry.

Wrong version: you and I are in a hurry to receive guests.

Oh, my God. Did I reveal something?