Super humorous funny sentences in 2020

1. When a beautiful woman is in front of you, it would be a sin not to take advantage of her.

2. I’ll give you a candy-flavored girl’s heart.

3. If you are not so good, why are you so pretentious?

4. I blame myself for my lack of eyesight and treating you as a human being.

5. Don’t climb, don’t compare, don’t make yourself angry with animals.

6. Everyone praises me for being virtuous and knowing nothing in my spare time.

7. I have my own style and others don’t need to worry about me.

8. I know that the twisted melon is not sweet, but it quenches my thirst.

9. There is no need for routines to tease you. Routines are reserved for ugly people.

10. I was not born to please you. Appreciation and boredom have nothing to do with me.

11. Why do you say I am fat? What did you treat me to eat?

12. You are a person who always likes to play with fire, the kind who sets himself on fire.

13. You fool, when I become stronger, it will be the beginning of your nightmare!

14. Good temper is never reserved for those who push their limits, and so is kindness.

15. There is a wolf in the far east. His name is Wu Dalang.

16. Lasting forever, not at all. It's sheer nonsense.

17. I don’t know what concession is. Anyway, you have to give in to what I want.

18. Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

19. Feelings are just a thing, and they are not worth being hurt by so many people.

20. The direct reason for our struggle is that we have nothing now.

21. I can choose not to own things that are beyond my affordability.

22. You taught me the ruthlessness I have now, and you destroyed my single-mindedness in the past.

23. Please remember my name and the years I spent on you.

24. Don’t think that I don’t know anything, I just want to give you a chance.

25. Last year, even monks were speculating in the stock market. This year, those speculating in the stock market have become monks.

26. We share blessings and take responsibility for difficulties. What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is still mine.

27. I looked for him thousands of times in the crowd, but when I looked back, that person still looked down upon me.

28. All delicious food is winking at me and I can’t help but favor it.

29. I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child. I didn’t study well when I was a child because I didn’t dare to look at the blackboard.

30. One day you will break out of the cocoon and grow more beautiful than people expect.

31. You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of humans.

32. Find someone who can make you laugh. I can’t do that. I can only make you cry.

33. Only a useless woman will log into her boyfriend’s account and delete women who pose a threat to her.

34. Girls who love to smile are more likely to develop eye wrinkles, dry lines, fine lines, and crow’s feet than others.

35. What I don’t like is that it takes time to see people’s hearts. What I prefer is that I can see clearly whether a person or a dog at a glance.

36. It’s my business to like you, and it’s my business not to like you. Don't do whatever you want just because I like you.

37. When I fall down on the street and people around me laugh at me, I get up and fall a few more times to make them laugh to death.

38. I am so fleshy that it feels comfortable to pinch, to lean on, to hold, and to look at.

39. Don’t show off to your sister how many women you have around you. , Sister, I want a man N times more than you do.

40. Although I have never had an easy trip, I have a body that makes me fat!

< p> 41. If you like someone, hurry up and confess it, because it is very likely that you will like someone else tomorrow.

42. If you don’t rush when you are young, who will support you when you are old? For beauty! If I come out of the world again, for brothers!

43. The so-called growth is when you hear the word "turbulent waves" and you can no longer think of the sea.

44. Farewell. You will be unable to get back up after being injured. After all, there will be many big winds and waves waiting for you to ride on them in the future.

45. Books are the ladder for human progress. Walking up the ladder is tiring. Can I choose e-books, the elevator for human progress?

46. I want to become a hedgehog. , use aloofness as attack, use conservatism as defense, use indifference as physical strength, use irritability as skill, this is how you will be invincible!