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If Liu Er's macaque can predict the future, why did he accompany the Monkey King to Lingshan to die?

Joy stick is the stator that determines the depth of the river and sea when Dayu controls water, which can be said to be divine iron. When the Monkey King chose a sword in the East China Sea, the Dragon King thought he couldn't carry it. Who knows this piece of iron is predestined friends with the Monkey King? If Wukong lets him grow, he will grow; if he is shortened, he will become shorter. In this way,13,500 Jin of pleasure became a sword soldier in the Monkey King.

But then again, who made the happy stick?

In advance, the Dragon King only handed over the cudgel left by Dayu, but Dayu, as a master of "water control", could not make a sword. I'm sure you'll know a thing or two in your heart when you see this. Only one person can make such a powerful swordsman-Taishang Laojun. In The Journey to the West, the old man makes and owns the most treasures. The king of gold and silver horns came down to earth and took away the five treasures, and the young ox essence took away the diamond ring. Princess Iron Fan's banana fan, as well as the two pillars of Yin and Yang carved by Dapeng's golden wings, may also be the treasures of Taishang Laojun.

In addition, in the seventy-fifth journey to the West, the ape drilled the hole of Yin and Yang, and the Monkey King also said: The stick was forged by the old gentleman himself in the furnace. Yu Wang got the number of gods and treasures, and the four seas and eight rivers were the test. This sentence is enough to illustrate that the golden hoop of pleasure is a good structure for the old gentleman on the throne.

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There is an episode of the Monkey King in Journey to the West. The fake monkey king was changed by Liu Er's macaque. Liu Er's macaque is an expert at burning lanterns and ancient buddhas, so it's no problem to be a the Monkey King. But as long as there is a golden hoop, isn't the golden hoop of Liu Er's macaque changed by pulling out a few monkey hairs?

One reason is that Liu Er's macaque is the Monkey King. The Monkey King split in two, and I directed a play with myself.

Tathagata Buddha said in front of all Buddhists in the western paradise that there are four kinds of spiritual monkeys in the world-red horse monkey, arm monkey, Ling Ming boulder and Liu Er monkey. In fact, the Tathagata Buddha is lying. Ling Ming boulder in his mouth must be the Monkey King. We know that the Monkey King Stone Monkey has a skill, but aren't the four old monkeys in Huaguoshan two red-tailed macaques and one-armed apes? How can they have the avatar that Tathagata said?

In the Buddha's mouth, Liu Er's macaque can "be good at listening to sounds, be reasonable, and know the past and know the future". It seems that it can be explained later: Why did Liu Caner, a macaque, know some secrets of Tang Priest and Master, and have the magical power of the Monkey King? However, there are two points that cannot be commented:

First, why did Liu Er's macaque also have a golden hoop and wear a golden hoop on his head?

Look at the original text: the appearance is no different from that of the Great Sage: it is also a golden hoop with yellow hair and golden eyes; Wearing a straight brocade cloth with a high skirt at the waist; He still has a golden hoop in his hand and a pair of suede boots at his feet.

Looks and other equipment are as common as those in the Monkey King, but even the golden hoop sticks do the opposite. These two pieces, one is the treasure refined by Lao Jun, and the other is the treasure refined by Tathagata. Only the Monkey King exists among the three realms.

It's just that the golden hoop bars lock not only the Monkey King's body, but also the Monkey King's Yuan God. So the fake the Monkey King will have both a golden hoop and a golden hoop!

Secondly, if Liu Er can know the future, he will know that the Tathagata Buddha is going to kill him. Why did he accompany the Monkey King to Lingshan to die?

When the Buddha offered the golden bowl, the fake the Monkey King tried to escape. Obviously, this Liu Er macaque doesn't want to die. Since he doesn't want to die and has magical powers, why did he leave Lingshan with the Monkey King?

This basic note is not worthy of attention!

Only the fake Monkey King, the Monkey King, can explain everything.

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