Jokes about China football team.

The first football joke: Ten secrets of China's soccer participation in the World Cup finals: 1, Cristiano Ronaldo, Qi Dan, rivaldo, Starr, etc. Becoming citizens of China is because they worship oriental culture. 2, Iran, Saudi Arabia, South Korea, Japan (too numerous to mention, sorry! ) refused to participate in the World Cup qualifiers because of protesting that FIFA was unfair to Asian teams. 3. China table tennis team and China football team participated in the World Cup qualifiers together, and their results added up. 4. China Football Association learned from a bitter experience and overcame bureaucracy and bookishness (too numerous to mention, sorry! It took n years. Among the children introduced to Africa by Dalian Shide, there are future Milla and Kanu. However, the premise is: some coaches in China (I mean those who are self-righteous and always think that domestic coaches are the best in the world) must not be allowed to bring the continent of China to the South Pole, and FIFA specially allows Antarctic teams to participate in the World Cup in order to prosper Antarctic football. 7. China succeeded in bidding for the World Cup. 8. Due to the turbulent situation in Iran, the China team was specially sent to take care of the face of our big country. 9, 3-year-old children, send n, send AC Milan, Manchester United, Rome until the year when they return to the national team. 10, what I said before seems unrealistic, so let our Football Association president burn more incense and be more happy. The second football joke: Zhao Chuan, the song of the team: I am a smelly foot, but I can't kick it well if I want to. Maybe one day I rushed out of Asia and became the object of being teased. I saw the world before I found myself a pustule. I am a smelly foot, but I can't kick it well if I want to. I'm looking for a good medicine to deodorize. Is this requirement too high? Zhang Ye: We are afraid of Korea, confident and soft. We told the story of Tucao, which became famous and tempered; The kicker who opens the future leads us into the bar and raises our glasses. We can't get drunk. Richie Jen: Your legs are always too soft. You were robbed with the ball alone. You pushed that man down for no reason. I know you have no good end at all. Your legs are always too soft, your legs are too soft, you can't shoot all the good balls into the net, your mind is always simple, your cooperation is too difficult, and you can't qualify, so don't force it. Na Ying: Lend me a pair of good legs, and let me kick this opponent black and blue, with sores on his skin and a split mouth. Lend me a pair of good legs and let me kick this opponent black and blue. Chyi Chin: You asked me when I would qualify. I asked myself softly, not at this time. I don't know when. I think it will be in my dream. Sun Nan: I can't bear to have you back. Come back quickly. Football is disgraced because of you. Come back quickly and bring your smelly feet back, so as not to hurt the fans' hearts again. Su Yongkang: Standing by the goal, it's the same dilemma, the only answer, it's hard to score! The third football joke: it's the referee's turn to cry. God asked the Italians: Why can't you win the championship with so many world-famous stars in the Blue Army? The Italian shouted: the referee sent off our star! God asked the Spaniard: Your matador's footwork is so good, why can't you win the championship! The Spaniard cried: our golden ball was blown off by the referee! Koreans questioned the Swiss referee: Why don't you help us reach the final? The referee cried: the Germans are too cunning, I can't find their trouble, I can't send them off, and I can't give you a penalty! The fourth football joke: the best-selling secret of TV sets is just around the corner, and TV manufacturers are racking their brains to promote their products. Some preach "big screen", and some say "this product is getting more and more energetic at night". Only one TV factory can't find its way, and the director is in a hurry. Finally, the sales section chief had a brainwave and said, "Our products are really inferior to others. It might be useful to tell them frankly. " The factory director frowned when he heard this, but there was no other way but to publish an advertisement: "This TV set has no advantages except its low price." Who knows that as soon as the advertisement came out, TV sets were in short supply. The factory director was frightened and rushed to the market to investigate. He asked several fans why they bought this brand of TV, and the fans said in unison, "It's for smashing."