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Wind blows away the beauty and good writing of Phoenix in Nine Days.
Content introduction:
Sunshine-like smile, no matter what bad things happen, is cheerful.
A handsome guy with a public face that makes girls scream and nobody lose their temper with him.
He Yongqi, tall and handsome, is first-class and dazzling.
This is his cousin and his college roommate.
Just, this is just the appearance-even his mother and little aunt were cheated by him, nominally helping each other, but in fact-he, Liang, has since become a servant of He Yongqi.
Go back to Germany for vacation
Content introduction:
"Before the holiday is over, you must train your brother until you can't leave me! 」
Since birth, they have been shrouded in the light of aristocratic descent. As the darlings of top military schools, twin brothers Ling Qian and hanling have been drooling over their adopted eldest brother Ling Wei.
In the fierce contest between the twin brothers, Ling Qian made the first move.
"Never let privileged Ling Han monopolize my brother! 」
Handsome eldest brother, Ling Wei, full of military temperament and clear as sunshine, was forced to be the object of his younger brother's catharsis under the coercion of his second brother Ling Qian's cunning skills, and was brutally and gently abused both mentally and physically.
What is even more embarrassing is that the resistance from shame and embarrassment, the pleasure of being reversed, gradually pulled down the abyss of depravity.
As Ling Wei was crushed under the second brother's leg, he cried and groaned because of unscrupulous thrusting. Third brother Ling Han, who passed the test of life and death, succeeded and came with jealousy. ...
sunbeam
Introduction:
Ouyang Ke thought that their life met in the eavesdropping that was not very embarrassing;
Everyone thought that Ouyang Ke's figure would rush out of his life;
Unfortunately, fate is always a bit dramatic.
Their lives have been entangled in the previous generation;
Betrayal, blood and tragic will follow them closely.
The "concentric" boss takes care of the teenagers with dignity and sincerity.
The red card boy of the "mortal" club, with clear eyes, was finally conquered by the most common daisy in his hand after witnessing all the dazzling and horrible things in the mortal world.
calligraphy
Content introduction:
Chu sheng is also an expert.
Not holding a diaper, but a real expert-a handwriting expert.
Not sunshine.
Content introduction:
The previous underworld families were ruined and naive. He Jia's youngest son, Grand Hyatt, has been held in the hands of thousands of people since the day he was born. After losing the shelter of his father and brother, he lost everything in an instant.
But once a lover and bodyguard, An Ran, handsome and dazzling, has become the new emperor of the underworld by his extraordinary means.
Grand hyatt remained anonymous and decided to escape from the past splendor and unforgettable feelings. An Ran did the opposite, issuing notices everywhere and sending his men, vowing not to let Junyue escape.
like a log
Introduction:
"Don't move, absolutely can't move!" From the commandant said to himself in my heart.
He finally found this opportunity. As long as Zhou believes that he is a vegetable, the assassination will pay off. But he underestimated Zhou and misjudged the situation. Now he can't move, but he can't move. He was trapped in his past and a confused memory.
Are he and Zhou Yang enemies or lovers?
If it is the enemy, how to explain the crazy sexual body in the film; If it's really a lover,
Why give up such a perfect lover and voluntarily undergo brainwashing surgery to wash away all the memories with him? ...
Don't, don't let me go
Content introduction ...
Who says thinness must be affected? Although I have been bullied by my younger brother for a long time at home and have to endure sexual harassment in Kong Wen at school, it seems to be a 100% model, but these are all illusions!
I submit to humiliation, humiliation, in order to wait for the graduation certificate, and then fled to far, far away, from Kong Wen's clutches, but why did my body stick to Kong Wen and help him shamelessly? ! No, no, no, I don't love it. I am afraid that this 24-hour estrus beast will ruin the future of the country!
Pink rose
Introduction:
Empire, the 27th Galaxy, Astra.
There are many small empty boats parked in the air, such as Fan Asterisk.
Colin braved the drizzle and came to the military dormitory. The cold rain hit his face on a dark day. He stopped in front of the gate and habitually adjusted his military uniform, which was not strict enough because of running. It was not until they were completely straight and without any wrinkles that they slowly pushed open the dormitory door shared by junior officers.
The heat flow swept out from the open door and fell on his expressionless face.
The disaster of hell
Content introduction ...
Well, Fengnong solemnly admits that this is purely for writing H, especially the articles written by SM. If anyone is allergic to this, please. . . . . . Detours! Detours!
To the lovely Los Heep sisters!
Fallen white robe
Ye Guangru is a superficial doctor, relying on his father as the dean, making a mess of the hospital, which is terrible!
But don't think that no one can cure him.
Born in a mafia family, but determined to devote himself to medicine, the brilliant chief physician Jiang decided to use the cruelest means of education in human history for this scum of the medical profession!
"Don't even know how to use the prostate diagnosis and treatment instrument, still dare to talk back to me? I'll teach you this rookie today! 」
"What do you want that thing? Hey, hey! Don't stick the probe in-my ass! 」
Metal probes, endoscopes, urethral hyperthermia equipment, intestinal irrigators ... these "instrument operation education" are scary enough, but ... why? The ordinary finger inspection at that small entrance will actually become an upgraded version of the "oversized sausage inspection"? ! ! !
Save! Life! Ah!
I don't want this abnormal personal education!
harm
A malicious game plunged Iris Lin into an unimaginable nightmare.
His life is just a joke in Xu Luqing's eyes. As long as Xu Luqing is unhappy, his family, classmates and friends will become props for him to intimidate himself.
"I will be your toy."
In order to save the family crisis, Iris Lin had to submit to humiliation, expecting an obedient toy to make the gentleman bored early.
It's just that although I keep persuading myself to implement the "non-resistance strategy", the pervert can still try his best to make himself break the work. ...
Grey flight season
It is not Xu's identity that makes him unhappy. Rich kids, corporate shareholders and mafia bosses have nothing to do, but ... he checked online and found a lot of news about this guy-half of it is gossip.
"Damn ..." Every time I watch the news, I mutter a dirty word. The ambiguous man or woman standing next to Xu rarely repeats sweeping pottery, and every time she is a new face.
This man may be the most playboy in this century.
Jinyu dynasty
Release: Fengnong
Let me explain a few points first:
First, I started writing this because I have never written it before.
Second, although that era was turbulent, it also had a flashy and extravagant side. In an era without law and discipline, depravity and fornication also have their beautiful colors. This article is not heavy.
Third, killing people cannot be a tragedy!
Fourth, er ... keep filling it out!
resist arrest
If you want to ask a handsome young officer with a sense of justice,
Who is the criminal who attracts his attention most on earth,
The answer must not be bin Laden,
It's the one who laughs innocently,
A Mo Wen who swoops down on him but is more terrible than a wolf.
If you want to ask officer Nan, who is locked up and oppressed by his lover every day, what he wants to destroy most in his life,
The answer should not be crime,
But a damn obsessive-compulsive disorder who likes to lock his lover in bed and play SM games!
When the person you love becomes more beloved, who wants to lock who at your fingertips?
Mo Wen SM's 100 props haven't been played yet.
The police handcuffs that have been polished in Nantian have been quietly prepared.
Do n't move Resisting arrest is a felony!
Hey, honey, lock me up.
The Weeping Angels (short story)
Ray is an angel, a crying angel. But the whole body is controlled by the other side. When will it end?
control
The nobility is really a boring class. Isn't there anything more interesting than promiscuity and dissolute private life, extravagant banquets, and being killed by doing everything possible to harm others and yourself?
However, debauchery can be quite interesting sometimes.
Remembering what happened in court last week, Noah had an evil smile on his lips.
What did the charming duchess ask of him? Borrow his personal bodyguard.
Hehe, Feiting's face was really interesting at that time. In front of Feiting, Noah became interested in lending Feiting to the Duchess.
rob
Ye, who was originally stationed in the frontier, was ordered to lead his men to secretly find the legendary flying treasure.
That deadly sea trip not only made them seasick and vomit, but also was ambushed and sold as goods by prisoners.
At the slave auction, Ye and his men were bought by Gu Boying, the mysterious and evil boss of Xiaoyao Hall, at a high price.
"Leaf, don't you forget what happened that year? 」
"This is all your fault. 」
"I don't want the treasure, it's you! 」
What? All-powerful at sea, the mighty old man turned out to be an inexperienced virgin?
Facing the plundering eyes of terror, this handsome young general finally realized that what needs to be protected most in the sea of Wang Yang is not Feibao, but his backyard chastity of Ye Xiao Lang!
slave
I, Yu Lang, the only son of Tanghe family, was born in Yangzhou. On the top, my grandfather nagged my mother severely, and on the bottom, my nurse waited on me carefully. Master saw me raise my ruler and beard.
Originally, life was full of joy, but on this day, a boy dressed more beautifully than me suddenly came to the house.
Suddenly, the world changed color and the earth was dim.
What, my grandfather is a slave?
What, I'm the grandson of a slave?
What, the grandson of a slave is also a slave?
Then, then, then, he ...
"It's oily, sweet and delicious." The little prince said, "I have hundreds of minions, none of whom was raised as a son like you." He has a good face, good hands and has read books. Csi is really good and understands filial piety. "
He touched his face and hands with infinite strength. I can't escape even if I struggle hard.
I screamed, "You molested slaves! You are not a good host! "
crown prince
Internal prison is a place of responsibility and punishment, and every member of the royal family is talking about it.
The chanting of chess, which was once regarded as the prince six months ago, has now fallen to this point.
The most ruthless royal family, the loser comes to a miserable end, which he knows.
But he didn't understand why his brother, who used to live in peace, now humiliated him so cruelly.
Let him beg for mercy, let him kneel for mercy, and even ... politely ask him to have sex.
Song Hao, Song Hao, you are now the heir to the throne as a prince. What do you want?
The Secret of Toys (in the same series as the ambition of toys)
The law of signing a life-long contract with an entertainment company, on the day of entering the company,
Toys claimed by Master Jing Tian as privately owned.
The relationship between two people is accompanied by the physical entanglement between the owner and the toy.
Shining with silk-like ambiguous luster.
Wayward and strong, Master Jing Tian fell in love with the law that he was always bullied to tears by himself.
"Being bullied by yourself is really innocent."
"If there is an opportunity, the law will run away without looking back."
Before finding the courage to say I love you, Jing Tian can only suppress his anxiety with obvious toughness.
Accepting Jing Tian's sweet and possessive training, as a toy law, is also full of longing and anxiety.
"Bored, you can give up at any time."
Toys are actually hidden in the heart. ...
Secret.
I am a cat.
When we first met, the slightly handsome little face left the cat with two dark circles.
But it doesn't matter, I didn't suffer a little.
When we first met, he gave the cat a new name, left a black eye on its face and saw its lovely white ass. ...
Two little guys with the same bad temper are bad enough. What else is there? There is another sister, Xinxin, who is more radical. But it seems that nothing or anyone can stop them from sticking together.
When a boy becomes a man, he is bound to face the problem of attack and being attacked between men.
I am a dog.
"My name is dog."
"Master, don't drive me away."
He is like a stray dog, begging Shen Dingze to take him in.
After taking a bath, Shen Dingze was fascinated by the charm of a beautiful boy on earth.
Innocent and lovely, pure and lovely, he is more ashamed than everyone else, and all beautiful adjectives should be added to him.
Who would have expected that after being tricked into signing the indenture by Shen Dingze's entertainment company, he conquered young men, women and children in a very short time with an advertisement, and the star among the stars turned out to be. ...
To attack/attack a policeman (officer)
Determined to become an elite policeman, Xin Dingnan Tian, on the first day of undercover mission,
It was "tragically" attacked by Mo Wen, the object of investigation.
Stop it! Don't just take off your police underwear!
In broad daylight, the crime of assaulting police is rampant and escalating.
Mo Wen met the face of an angel and the heart of a devil.
The petty policeman Nantian is in pain because of his increasingly dirty and shameless tricks.
Oh, my God, obviously, this is a dignified police uniform and handcuffs, threatening criminals.
Why has it become the best prop to stimulate the devil's sexual desire?
For Mo Wen, there is nothing better than being handcuffed to the bed in a police uniform.
Nantian, which is about to accept his invasion, is even more exciting. ...
Meet in the Caribbean
Love is the most impure thing in the world.
The sky says: Love is the sea.
Asphyxiation is it, and the package is it.
I said: love is the sea.
Hurt yourself, drowning equals tolerance.
Sleep if you want.
The largest Sect in the world, lasciviousness, was formally established!
Determined to be a hero, he only learned one trick, the monkey stole peaches, and he was fortunate to be the first disciple of Sheng Jianqing, the leader of lascivious religion.
It's really amazing to teach martial arts with lewdness. To get started, you must first practice your sleep skills. Every time you go on stage to give guidance, Master uses a thick training stick to help you improve your skills.
What, we teach an incredible slutty secret?
When I learn to sleep well, master, will you teach me the highest method of this kind of teaching, the 18-style Longyang?
Bloody night
This peaceful continent was ruthlessly trampled by iron soldiers, and the humiliating submission of 35 families was only the beginning of a disaster that could devour heaven and earth.
We will see-the entanglement between blood and oath, the contest between torture and dignity, the legendary connection between eternal life and pulse, how to make love a real power.
Cigarette ash
JOE is a gentleman and never wronged himself.
Therefore, as his lover, Fei Xi, although he cares about his playboy very much, for his own self-esteem, he still has to pretend not to care-although he is heartbroken.
After a quarrel, the unhappiness disappeared.
Xu Putao can't get used to losing happiness, although he doesn't want to admit that he misses that charming little policeman very much.
It's just strange that with his prodigal ability, he can't find the whereabouts of unhappiness, and unhappiness disappears into his world like disappearing into the air.
Then, at a gangster party, he found that his beloved person had become the gangster's husband, the gangster … undercover! ?
Damn it, how can his unhappiness put himself in such a dangerous situation? ...
This has nothing to do with love
Xu Yangwen, this man gave me black magic.
Let me change from sparrow to phoenix overnight,
Although I wasted this privilege proudly and indulgently,
But I knew that magic would disappear one day, and I didn't expect it at that time.
Obviously, our love has nothing to do with this. Why are you tying me up in the name of love?
And why am I eager to get your favor and fall into this trap?
I can hear clearly in my ears that you love me, but who will tell me?
Is there love or hate behind this sentence?
Brief introduction of pain-related content ...
I am not born strong, but I am willing to live for you.
As long as you shed a tear for me.
I can live for you.
As long as you shed a tear for me, even if I love you beyond words, I will never regret it.
grasp
The young emperor China happened to be alone with the Khitan prince Cangnuo at the palace banquet to welcome the Khitan emissary, but Cangnuo, who had been planning for a long time, took his body away.
Sudden toughness and gentleness oppress the naked chest. When the humiliated anger and hatred feebly turned into strong trembling, he was shocked to hear the man calling his name affectionately.
"Zheng Er ..."
"In my eyes, you are not me, you are a zither. When I first met you, you said your name to the flowers in the garden. 」
"I think this person is destined to hold me tight. 」
It's no use shouting affectionately! You hateful savage, I will never spare you!
Pursuit; continue
He is the only son of his father's wife, loved and admired by thousands, the eldest prince who gathered infinite hope and the heir to the throne-Rogge.
But Rogge hates the sky. I hate the thirteen princes born to Princess Li Rongna! Because of his birth, he can no longer monopolize Li Rong's love.
Xiao Yun, who was bullied by his eldest brother since childhood, gradually developed an indifferent character. In the forgotten winter courtyard, he and the dream girl Sera's adventure story are intertwined.
However, people always have to grow up.
When Rogge noticed the object he hated the most in the past again, he found that the hatred of his childhood had already vanished, and in front of him was a fairy-like beautiful person.
Rogge's love, hurt, affection and madness for Xiao Yun are all the reasons why Xiao Yun can't help but have a headache.
I want to go back to the quiet winter court, and I want to talk to Suriel again.
And all this has become a luxury.
yesterday
With my excellent face and distinguished family background, the intrigue in the shopping mall is just a spring water that I can swim and stir.
Rong Xing, Rong's honest eldest son, will ignite my lofty aspirations that I have never had before. I will try my best to help Rong's second generation in the power struggle.
Is it compassion to help the weak? Or the pleasure of defeating the strong?
Or there is another reason I don't want to admit, because I have fallen in love with him. ...
bat
At Bai Gonggong's birthday party, I always saw the Wulin leader who had no tail, and Bai Gonggong smiled.
Your visit is more fun. When all eyes were focused on this proud Wulin boy with admiration and envy, Feng Long's eyes fell on the most inconspicuous corner of the birthday party: "Feng Long has no talent, and there are such rising stars in Wulin. What is your name, please? " Everyone in the White House frowned secretly.
There are many guests and countless romantic heroes. Why is this White House Villa a stain, and why does Bai, the father's least favorite, not let him learn martial arts, attract the attention of this dragon-sealing leader?
This is the world-famous green sword?
Only once, Bai immediately concluded that this person is powerful and should not stay in Baijia Mountain Villa for a long time.
Thirty-six plans, walking is the best policy.
Blood sugar automatic neglect ...
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Okay ... I'm exhausted ...
I like to make it big, too! Mainly because I stayed in Phoenix for nine days. In fact, I have written so many articles, but I haven't read much. I'll just say a few things that impressed me-
"Hell Abuse": Although it is really the H mentioned above, it gives me a deep feeling after reading it, and it belongs to a more in-depth article!
Meeting in the Caribbean: It's also a deep tone, especially after all the answers were announced in the end, and the ending made me very depressed ... Let's not talk about it. ...
Slave+Master: This is a classic series, which is actually quite good.
Ah ... I don't remember anything else ... I'm sorry. ...
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